If you were to have a burger named after you, what would be on it and why?

iamstop

It's 'Le Burger Week' here in Winnipeg right now and I was looking up some of the options. There is one called The Billie Eillish.

If I had a burger named after me it would have:

• A veggie - mushroom based patty
• Beets
• A slice of cheddar
• Banana Peppers
• Tomato
• Mix Greens

All on a Cheese Bun

Beets because DJ all the other things because I like them and think they would be nice together. Oh, and I'm veggie.

fonecrusher1

That's not a burger.

Strumms

a half pound of minced beef infused with ground pepper, fried red onions, marinated liberally with Henderson’s Relish while cooking,

Toppings…

Cheese : Haloumi ( my new fave, mild yet scrummy and favour full )

Sauce : dab of Ketchup

Extra meat : quality Parma ham very lightly fried

why ? Because it’s delicious

con747

That's a salad.

Deregos.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

What do you call that one then . . . the woke-burger?

Mine would be named the 'CAD' because its guaranteed to instantly give you Coronary Artery Disease.

Two large minced beef patties (made from 20% fat mince)

4 slices of melted cheddar cheese.

A handful curly lettuce.

Some slices of large tomatoes.

Fried brown onion.

Mayo and ketchup.

All served on a large toasted bun with thick cut, homemade chips and a couple of cold pints of whatever you're having.

Because food is meant to be enjoyed.

Gregor Samsa

The "McSamsa" would obviously be insect meat.

Sgt Hartman

Hartman’s Heatburger

Two big minced lamb patties spiced with garam masala

Caramelised onions

Sautéed mushrooms

Spinach

A big dollop of spicy tikka mayonnaise

Served in a toasted brioche bun and served with chunky homemade chips and a pint of Tiger beer

Montage of Feck

A white bun, lettuce on mayo, just a regular mystery meat burger with gherkins and tomato on top with ketchup. Keep it simple.

z80CPU

The Clusterfukk

1/4 pounder beef medium rare

Slice if swiss cheese.

Gherkins

Ice berg lettuce

Plain white buns no sesame

iamstop

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590929#Comment_122590929

Watch Out

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590896#Comment_122590896

can confidently tell you it is not a salad.

Strumms

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590896#Comment_122590896

it has two different meats in it 😅 1/2 a pound of minced beef and Parma ham, cants be a salad. But if it is, I’m ordering that salad 🏆 I forgot what to call it…. The mmmmmmBurgerrrrrrrrrr or hallo me burger… on account on the haloumi. 🤪

Yvonne007

Two half pound burgers, infused with Da Bomb Hot Sauce

Cheddar cheese on the bottom bun, in between the patties, and on top of the patty

Jalepenos, franks extra hot sauce and gherkins.

I'd call it "Yvonne's Japanese Flag"

Raichų

idk what I’d call it but

Southern buttermilk chicken burger, panko bread, red onion marmalade and either red pepper ketchup OR Garlic Aioli on a sourdough bun with Lola Rosa dressed leaves.

dodzy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597388#Comment_122597388

I'm pretty sure that con was referring to the OP, which in effect, is a salad 😁

dr.bollocko

I’d say mine would be more of a meatball sub than a burger.

Lewis_Benson

Sesame bun

2 flattened mince beef patties*

Lettuce

Fried onion

Cheese single

Ketchup and mayo

It would be named "The double Burger"

Served with proper chips and a Cold pint of whatever you're having.

*burgers should go out, not up.

Charlo30

nothingburger

AndyBoBandy

The Randy Burger

GreeBo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

Great question OP, I did a similar one before, but this time about salads.

My favourite salad is prime bbq ribs with lardons and pulled pork sprinkled on top.

RobbingBandit

Toro Toro Grande

Two 1/2 pound patties of Angus beef

Four streaky bacon rashers

Caramelized onions

Choice of sauce (smokey barbecue for me)

Monterey Jack Cheese

Candlel

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

Don’t understand how that is a burger.

Donald Trump

Ivanka on one side, Melania on the other and I'd be the meat in the middle. The Trump Special

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597344#Comment_122597344

I was referring to the OP's "burger".

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597388#Comment_122597388

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598158#Comment_122598158

Yes it’s a plant based burger. I imagine your next comment will be “rabbit food” or similar.

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598210#Comment_122598210

No, my next comment is cop on to yourself.

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598217#Comment_122598217

I need to cop on? I think yourself is the one who needs a bit considering a plant based burger is a “salad” to you.

Do you actually know what a salad is?

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598226#Comment_122598226

Sorry chef. 🙄

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598231#Comment_122598231

No you’re not and that is fine I don’t expect you to be.

Could answer my question though, do you know what a salad is?

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598251#Comment_122598251

Go look for an argument elsewhere.

Tell me how

'Tell me how good that burger is'

• 2 x 1/4 lb butchers beef burger
• 1 x black pepper sausage sliced length ways
• crispy Dennys rasher
• melted Monterey jack cheese
• Brioche Bun
• Ketchup on bun and pepper sauce on burger

nachouser

Basically, a Bunsen cheese-burger but with gouda and romaine lettuce. Nachos on the side, obviously.

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598253#Comment_122598253

That’s a no then!

iamstop

Yawn to everyone on here trying to say a veggie burger is not a burger. It's like, some of the oldest, stalest boomer humour. I've been vegetarian for over 20 years. I'm healthier than average for my age. I'm not going switch back to processed meat just because of a few poor landing quips on a bulletin board.

Live and let live. I've said nothing disparaging about the meat eaters here, nor do I feel the need to. You're free to do as you please. I'm not going to preach or try to convince you otherwise. It's just a light hearted thread about imagining a burger named after you. Chill tf out eh?

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598766#Comment_122598766

My comment was made with humour intended but a certain poster wanted to argue, I don't care what people eat. I eat whatever I want whether meat or vegan I have no issues when it comes to food or who eats what.

Deregos.

@iamstop You're right of course, its a light hearted thread and a veggie burger at the end of the day is still a burger, I've even ordered them myself before. No disrespect to your goodself, Its just when you see the ingredients listed out like that, It comes across as a we bit . . I don't know . . Kinda wanky.

Do ye have Burger King in Canada?

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/burger-king-rebel-whopper-ads-banned-watchdog-misleading/1680249

iamstop

We do have Burger King in Canada but in my nearly 12 years here I've never set foot in one, nor do I plan to. I generally avoid these kinds of fast food chains. The only one I might hit up in a pinch is A&W

Other than that I prefer to go to burrito or falafel places for a quick bite. I kinda put Subway, Freshii and Quiznos in their own category because it's usually all fresh ingredients. Not cooked.

Deebles McBeebles

Whopper. Simple.

Has anyone figured out what a salad is yet?

Ezeoul

Called the "Stay Classy" because it's a classic, my burger is:

Seeded brioche bun, lightly toasted

1/4lb Beef patty

Shredded Iceberg Lettuce

Sliced tomato

Grilled onions (or crispy onions)

Heinz Tomato Ketchup

Eddie Rockets secret sauce (which is Frenchs mustard and mayo blended)

Cheese and/or crispy bacon is optional - I prefer my burger without cheese, but will add it if I'm making it for someone else!

For a chicken burger, substitute the beef patty with a breaded chicken breast fillet, and the Eddie Rocket secret sauce with mayonnaise. 😋

CorneliusBrown

bit of a ladies man myself, at least I was before I met my beautiful wife, so I think it would be two breasts in a bun with a dollop of mayonnaise

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Quantum Erasure

"If you were to have a burger named after you, what would be on it and why?"

Sounds like a question that'd be asked on Blind Date

fonecrusher1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122608083#Comment_122608083

Mixed Greens, Beets, peppers, tomoato and mushrooms. Maybe some cheddar cheese crumbled over it.