If you were to have a burger named after you, what would be on it and why?

iamstop

It's 'Le Burger Week' here in Winnipeg right now and I was looking up some of the options. There is one called The Billie Eillish.

If I had a burger named after me it would have:

• A veggie - mushroom based patty
• Beets
• A slice of cheddar
• Banana Peppers
• Tomato
• Mix Greens

All on a Cheese Bun

Beets because DJ all the other things because I like them and think they would be nice together. Oh, and I'm veggie.

fonecrusher1

That's not a burger.

Strumms

a half pound of minced beef infused with ground pepper, fried red onions, marinated liberally with Henderson’s Relish while cooking,

Toppings…

Cheese : Haloumi ( my new fave, mild yet scrummy and favour full )

Sauce : dab of Ketchup

Extra meat : quality Parma ham very lightly fried

why ? Because it’s delicious

con747

That's a salad.

Deregos.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

What do you call that one then . . . the woke-burger?

Mine would be named the 'CAD' because its guaranteed to instantly give you Coronary Artery Disease.

Two large minced beef patties (made from 20% fat mince)

4 slices of melted cheddar cheese.

A handful curly lettuce.

Some slices of large tomatoes.

Fried brown onion.

Mayo and ketchup.

All served on a large toasted bun with thick cut, homemade chips and a couple of cold pints of whatever you're having.

Because food is meant to be enjoyed.

Gregor Samsa

The "McSamsa" would obviously be insect meat.

Sgt Hartman

Hartman’s Heatburger

Two big minced lamb patties spiced with garam masala

Caramelised onions

Sautéed mushrooms

Spinach

A big dollop of spicy tikka mayonnaise

Served in a toasted brioche bun and served with chunky homemade chips and a pint of Tiger beer

Montage of Feck

A white bun, lettuce on mayo, just a regular mystery meat burger with gherkins and tomato on top with ketchup. Keep it simple.

z80CPU

The Clusterfukk

1/4 pounder beef medium rare

Slice if swiss cheese.

Gherkins

Ice berg lettuce

Plain white buns no sesame

iamstop

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590929#Comment_122590929

Watch Out

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590896#Comment_122590896

can confidently tell you it is not a salad.

Strumms

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122590896#Comment_122590896

it has two different meats in it 😅 1/2 a pound of minced beef and Parma ham, cants be a salad. But if it is, I’m ordering that salad 🏆 I forgot what to call it…. The mmmmmmBurgerrrrrrrrrr or hallo me burger… on account on the haloumi. 🤪

Yvonne007

Two half pound burgers, infused with Da Bomb Hot Sauce

Cheddar cheese on the bottom bun, in between the patties, and on top of the patty

Jalepenos, franks extra hot sauce and gherkins.

I'd call it "Yvonne's Japanese Flag"

Raichų

idk what I’d call it but

Southern buttermilk chicken burger, panko bread, red onion marmalade and either red pepper ketchup OR Garlic Aioli on a sourdough bun with Lola Rosa dressed leaves.

dodzy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597388#Comment_122597388

I'm pretty sure that con was referring to the OP, which in effect, is a salad 😁

dr.bollocko

I’d say mine would be more of a meatball sub than a burger.

Lewis_Benson

Sesame bun

2 flattened mince beef patties*

Lettuce

Fried onion

Cheese single

Ketchup and mayo

It would be named "The double Burger"

Served with proper chips and a Cold pint of whatever you're having.

*burgers should go out, not up.

Charlo30

nothingburger

AndyBoBandy

The Randy Burger

GreeBo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

Great question OP, I did a similar one before, but this time about salads.

My favourite salad is prime bbq ribs with lardons and pulled pork sprinkled on top.

RobbingBandit

Toro Toro Grande

Two 1/2 pound patties of Angus beef

Four streaky bacon rashers

Caramelized onions

Choice of sauce (smokey barbecue for me)

Monterey Jack Cheese

Candlel

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058367932/if-you-were-to-have-a-burger-named-after-you-what-would-be-on-it-and-why

Don’t understand how that is a burger.

Donald Trump

Ivanka on one side, Melania on the other and I'd be the meat in the middle. The Trump Special

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597344#Comment_122597344

I was referring to the OP's "burger".

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122597388#Comment_122597388

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598158#Comment_122598158

Yes it’s a plant based burger. I imagine your next comment will be “rabbit food” or similar.

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598210#Comment_122598210

No, my next comment is cop on to yourself.

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598217#Comment_122598217

I need to cop on? I think yourself is the one who needs a bit considering a plant based burger is a “salad” to you.

Do you actually know what a salad is?

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598226#Comment_122598226

Sorry chef. 🙄

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598231#Comment_122598231

No you’re not and that is fine I don’t expect you to be.

Could answer my question though, do you know what a salad is?

con747

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122598251#Comment_122598251

Go look for an argument elsewhere.

Tell me how

'Tell me how good that burger is'

• 2 x 1/4 lb butchers beef burger
• 1 x black pepper sausage sliced length ways
• crispy Dennys rasher
• melted Monterey jack cheese
• Brioche Bun
• Ketchup on bun and pepper sauce on burger