How common are work faps?

I hope this is not a thing

Anyone engaging in this sort of “thing” before lunch is in for a, very, long afternoon.

You’d expect it to be something in the “wheelhouse” of the low level drone but I’ve worked in a place where a very senior figure was caught in a, very, compromising “situation” watching some hardcore pornography.

The guy was too important to face any real disciplinary action so, as “punishment”, he was sent down to sit with the admin pool.

It is incredibly uncomfortable, and terrible etiquette on their part, when you’re sat in the jacks and you hear the little “tic” and muffled thump of a fap in action. What sort of degenerate wouldn’t use the special needs toilets, if they were going to “commit” such an act?

Surely, of all threads… this needs a "pole"

😫dear lord

Some places come down fairly heavy on such behaviour.

They took one of my stars off me and took me off the burger station and put me in charge of the fries back in the day.

Im fairly sure my firstborn was conceived on company time.

The joys of working from home.

Proud to say I have never jacked at work, but as I am a tiler this would mean jacking in my clients bathrooms and using homemade grouting. Years ago when I did office work I never jacked either. Often in office toilets there is the unbearable odour from the last man’s loaf so in the first instance that would put me off, but also, if you are jacking into the toilet you would no doubt be adding your own seed to the remains of other men’s fecal matter which has stuck to the toilet. Again, this just doesn’t do it for me, as the youth say. Finally, my wife takes care of me very well and we are plugging away like rabbits almost every day, sometimes twice a day. Despite our age and my weight, she will perform any kind of activity that appears in my fantasies. We have videos and liquid and tape and all sorts of things these days

Often, it's always a slow day at the morgue when there aren't any funerals on.

said it before…a tommy tank a day helps you work,rest and play!

D fuq is that !????? 🤔 😫

….funny story…..

quite a few years ago, my mate & I decided to go up onto the roof of our office. He had just been trained in something to do with Health & Safety for our office and had been shown how to stop the lifts manually (and wind them up & down also) from the little room on the roof of our 4 storey building. So …. y'know…. boys and big toys …. off we went. Top floor, out the emergency exit to the roof, walked across the top (flat roof) and just opened the door to the wheel-house , and saw a guy sitting on a crate, pants around ankles and a laptop on his lap, having a fap! He prob thought he was in the safest place possible….. no one ever comes up here (no pun). We about faced immediately, left him to it, and returned the following day for a look at the big wheels & cables (very interesting by the way). We have no idea who he was or how he got there . Never saw him before or since.

Groin glue and devil's doorbell, two descriptions of fapping I'd never in my 55 years heard tell of until today, thanks very much

theres a guy that does where i am.

Can see shadow from his toilet cubicle …….. He is very quiet though !

There are obviously plenty of people with cushy jobs if they have time to be shaking hands with the one eyed milkman.

I guess if it doesn't do any harm, maybe it's ok.

But what about the next guy who has to use the urinal?