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  • #872
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    KoolSexyBitch, Deargiest and Laguna while ......


  • #873
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the spanking just got so hard, paddy20 screamed...


  • #874
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    jasus wats that hanging outta......


  • #875
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    your ... "arse", said Father Jack, as he entered in search of ....


  • #876
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    hes bottle of nail polish remover and a.....


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  • #877
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Aldi jive bar to feed to his awe-inspiring.....


  • #878
    Laguna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Laguna


    sexual appetite that can never be satisfied, bar the use of a hairdryer that is stuck in his


  • #879
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    obvious sexual reference-he soon realised that....


  • #880
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    life was not just about feck, drink, arse and girls but that it could involve ecumenical matters so he decided to...


  • #881
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    go to carlow it and get a degree in ..........


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  • #882
    Laguna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Laguna


    networking - "how to make friends and make people like you", when he got this qualification he decided to


  • #883
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    test it out on the most impossible person to make friends with...


  • #884
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    George W. Bush, the loony tunes President of Disneyland....


  • #885
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    ..iraq, the new disneyland being built in iraq. Unfortunately Father Jack died befor he could...


  • #886
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    shoot Mickey Mouse. Meanwhile Man from the Weather forum was hiding in a fog of his own pollution, when suddenly a strange smell began to permeate in to the fog, could it be ....


  • #887
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    that he was sending smoke signals to paddy20 urging him to do weather reports from donegal again.

    At this time a herd of elephants charged on the remaining nepalese goats causing consternation in china because...


  • #888
    ShinzonMoFo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭ShinzonMoFo


    they were eating the dodgy cheese and banana sandwiches excreted from george "dubya" bush's.......


  • #889
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    aircraft as he flew the long safest route to Buckingham Palace, but this would not save him from being greeted by the dreaded Charlie at Heathrow, where a surprise of mammoth proportions was awaiting to happen, but then...


  • #890
    The Clown Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    in the strangest twist of fate ....


  • #891
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    father mc guire jumped out of a bush and....


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  • #892
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    swore he was the Presidents Irish cousin from Ballygimmesomemore, in Wicklow where all the goats had rebelled against...


  • #893
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the rest of the zinthorians who had came to bring them home.
    The nepalese goats used pick axes to...


  • #894
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    to murder and mutalate anyone who...


  • #895
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    oppased the visit of George dubya which led to the slaughter of thousands of...


  • #896
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    swans, nepalese goats, cabbages and ..........


  • #897
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    lickle bunny rabbits who seeked revenge by..................


  • #898
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    sneeking into lair of the Neapalese Goats, using boards.ie ninja techniques and ...


  • #899
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Laguna's underwear which smelt really bad because he ....


  • #900
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    hadnt wiped his arse in ..............


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  • #901
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    nepal home of...


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