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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    who is the most popular women...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Shamo


    ... in ireland because while walking down streets she has random..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Moments,
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  • Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    apple pie wich is often filled with custard by...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Shamo


    .. her pet two legged rabbit who ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    like to "play" with the pie but in the mean time two masked priests jump out of the bush and say "...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    "how in gods name did we get inside george W," while at the same time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    having a light-saber duel to the death with the sandwich board man from the GPO Arcade ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    touching willies....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    but then realising that usuing willies for a light-saber duel was not practical they decided to go and sing some Christmas Hymns in front of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    the nepalese sheep with machine guns ......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    who appreciated the quality of silent night before opening fire on...


  • Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the Nepalese goats who returned fire with...


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    along with therest of the sheep of the world decided enough was enough and decided to..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    build a nuke so they could...


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    blow up Tony Blair's house because he's a dumb stupid wally and ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    maybe his best friend George might be there too. "But who," said the goats, "is capable of getting the nuke into Blairs place?". Of course the answer was obviously...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    george himself he gets so exiced when those two colours mix that he...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    gets out his colouring book and fills in pictures of...


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    At this point Paddy20 came a knocking at Bards door singing Jingle* Bells!!?.. which made Bard immediately...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    drop his trousers and bend over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    so ryos mother could spank him....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    ...while Bard watched, safe in the knowledge that the "his" and "him" referred to above was, in fact, Paddy20...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    who could do nothing but...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    smile and enjoy a good spanking from Ryo's mum while dreaming of...


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