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Funny House Names

  • 17-11-2003 05:10PM
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭


    My wife wanted to give the house a posh name.
    I suggested "Perineum".
    We live between an ars*h*l* and a b****x.

    Any funny house names out there?


Comments

  • #2
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    :confused: I don't get it :confused:


  • #3
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    "Perineum" that little extremely ticklish bit of flesh men have between their arrse and bolllocks


  • #4
    aodh_rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭aodh_rua


    There's always the cheesy Dunworkin and its ilk. I also knew a family with the surname Fox who named their house the Den.


  • #5
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Originally posted by aodh_rua
    I also knew a family with the surname Fox who named their house the Den.
    oh dear god no


  • #6
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    how bout....... HOUSE!!!! so creative and imagitive! :)

    nah, when i get a house, ill prob call it....
    Frog:ninja:


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  • #7
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    House is good...

    I live in the bog where we don't have the luxury of street names and numbers or street lights or foot paths. Holy Jebus what am I doing in this kip.

    I'm just trying to get a bit of craic out of ther names people give their homes. There is one nearby called "Forest View" and there isn't even a f*cking bush for miles.


  • #8
    D-Generate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    "offssip" Thats a great name for a house!


  • #9
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I was going to open a brothel in the nearby village of Knockcroghery.

    I even had a name picked out. The Knockcroghery Knockery....


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