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Most Comical/Hysterical COVID News Stories of the past few years

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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,055 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Then one prick from NPHET came out berating some poor old women who went to visit her dying brother

    I really hope someone from that ladies family had a go at him



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,689 ✭✭✭Former Former Former


    Am I over lockdown? Mentally, no, I'm not.

    Yeah, that’s exactly my point. 99.99% of people are over it, you are the outliers here, a tiny minority. If you’re on the level here, you need counselling before you harm yourself or others.

    .You might as well tell the Jews to get over the Holocaust.

    i appreciate you’re an out and out troll but that’s an outrageous statement and the people who liked that post should be ashamed of themselves. Nothing could illustrate the mentality better, thank you.



  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭Cheddar Bob


    99.99 of people are not over it. All of this "far right" swing the media keep going on about, it's a swing to more rational politics.


    And yes, immigration might be the catalyst, but it has its roots in lockdown. If you want to blindly believe in it knock yourself out.


    How am I a failed person exactly, and what makes you such a proven winner? I mean, if you lost nothing during lockdown you can't have had much going to begin with tbh.


    There are now daily cases of restaurants going to the wall, mostly due to the after effects of lockdown


    Are formerly thriving businesspeople failures now?


    What exactly has you so upset? And why should I let it go?



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭dalyboy


    I still remember December 23rd 2021 in a local bar. The government had the instigated the hilarious 8pm closure because of the new omnibus (purposeful misspelling) variant. The collective mentally deranged were desperate to cling to anything negative they could conjure up to support their 22 month dystopian nightmare.

    Thankfully I escaped to Spain , Czech Republic & Sweden for 3 holidays over the late summer & autumn of 2021 for a breath of normality.

    To follow your post …. It was if my memory serves me correctly the end of February 2022 that the clowns decided we no longer needed masks in shopping centres or general indoor facilities. I’m not trying to sound like a hard man but as soon as the announcement was made I never wore a mask indoors again (about 4-5 weeks before the mandate ended).

    Thankfully we are coming to the 2nd anniversary of the end of probably the most intelligence insulting & government/globalisation gas lighting period of my life time.

    We are now to suck up that 2 year overreaction and nobody should question it in society. We still hear murmurs of a covid enquiry but then they’re swept under the carpet again.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭dalyboy


    Speaking of Xmas 2021 …. Does anyone remember the hilarity of New Year’s Eve 2021 (leading to 2022) . RTE had 3 guests and a presenter about 6 feet away from each other. It reeked of a pity party and oooooh 2021 was so difficult to deal with good riddance vibe from it.

    Meanwhile over on BBC London was rocking. Fireworks display, open air concert with people dancing and socialising and enjoying life.

    It always makes me shudder to think about RTE since. I’ve thankfully removed that propaganda mouth-piece lying media from every piece of tech. I don’t want their dribble on my expensive devices.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 932 ✭✭✭darconio


    6 nations 2021

    ...few minutes later

    15th of june 2021, Budapest




  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭Cheddar Bob


    Ah the masks.


    In May 2020 or so there was data from Czech Rep indicating mandatory mask wearing resulted in a serious case drop.


    NPHET tried to think of a million reasons why we shouldn't wear masks.


    By about June/ July further research confirmed masks had done nothing in Czech.


    NPHET? Mask up lads.


    To actually think that the science dictated that wearing a piece of cloth from a euro shop could make a blind bit of difference.


    For the whole time my mask either was worn for shop security then put down to my chin, or on public transport worn walking past the driver then straight off. The only time I'd wear it was if i happened to be sat beside an older person who didn't know better.


    The worst part?


    The day before the mask mandate ended, I'd say compliance on my train was 90%.


    The day the mask mandate ended it went down to about 70%. I'd been in London in July 2021 and compliance there on the tube was about 30%, which proves once and for all the Brits are smarter than we are and know what freedom is- masking in the UK was scrapped because the government conceded too few people were bothering with it so it was impossible to enforce.

    So 20% didn't remotely believe in the need for masks, but wore them because the government told them to. The other 70% probably mostly didn't believe either but didn't want others to think bad of them. These figures might be slightly skewed because it was a Dart line, and the Dart serves highly educated neighbourhoods populated by people who don't question the law or government.


    I think the term "the fighting irish" was coined ironically by somebody.



  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭Cheddar Bob


    In work the safety officer would gather 30 of us to stand around, socially distanced, to hear the latest lecture on the new variant and to keep to the access only egress only staircases, be out of the lunch room in 15 mins, jesus we even had these plastic sticks fitted to the sinks in lieu of using the taps.


    30 people at the meeting on how not to spread the virus.


    What then? One pen is handed around for 30 men to touch signing their attendance and understanding of the safe work speech.


    Virus prevention. 30 men. Hands all on the same pen.


    You can only laugh.



  • Registered Users Posts: 38,055 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Don't forgot NPHETs stance on Antigen tests. Basically saying 'stupid irish won't know how to use them right'

    Thinking back it would irritate ya as it felt we were taking for fools. The FAI must of felt foolish with us not been allowed host those Euro 20/21 games because a group of unelected medical experts told us 'no'

    I regret some of my thoughts on here at the time and arguing with other posters. Thank **** it's all over and good riddance

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,689 ✭✭✭Former Former Former


    The dishonestly and junk science was just astounding.

    Well, we can agree on that.

    I can guarantee you one thing, long before 2045, someone will come up with "evidence" that the vaccines were incredibly dangerous. Just like the "evidence" that ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine and whatever else were miracle cures for Covid but obviously big pharma etc etc.

    Just like the "evidence" that measles vaccines are dangerous, putting us in a situation where a disease that should have been eradicated long ago is making a comeback.

    Science is very rarely on the side of the lunatic fringe. Fearmongering, anger, violence and stupidity, yes, you have the market cornered in that, I'll grant you.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,262 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    In August 2020 I brought the family off on a 2 week holiday to Italy.

    At the time in Ireland, we'd locked down 3 countries, including Kildare where I was coming from, over a few COVID cases in some meat processing plants.

    It was a real eye opener. Despite going to ground zero of Europe's COVID cases from a few months earlier, life in Italy had broadly returned to normal. The only place we had to wear masks was on public transport and even there compliance was incredibly lax.

    Everything else from restaurants, waterparks and tourist attractions was open as per normal. Instead of living in fear, people took sensible precautions and got on with life as normal. If you weren't comfortable with that, you were free to lock yourself away.

    It was some contrast coming back to Ireland.

    We really showed ourselves up to be a fearful, cowardly and subservient people during COVID.


    On the upside, I don't think I'll ever get a better value holiday or a more pleasant airport experience.



  • Registered Users Posts: 932 ✭✭✭darconio


    In fairness, the irish government, bought off the mass compliance with the PUP and and all the nanny state measures implemented. When given the option to stay at home, put our feet up, and getting paid for it, the vast majority accepted any compromise, without thinking about the economic disaster that followed. Just as a comparison getting tested in Italy was not free, there was no pup in place, if you owned a business there was no assistance from the state, loads of shops closed down for good and the few that survived, reopened as soon as they were allowed



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭dalyboy


    Actually that’s very true.

    I noticed it among my own circle of friends. Some of them , myself included , are self-employed , private sector employed or public sector employed. You could tell by profession sector each were in by their support or lack there of when it came to lockdown and its effects.

    The PUP €350 per week was not near enough to support mortgage repayments & associated bills and general expenditure for my non-public sector employed friends. Division of opinion ensued & our social structure dynamic fractured and has never recovered to the same extent.

    There is a bright side though. We all know where each other’s loyalty lies and who we can trust in the future.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,815 ✭✭✭✭Dohnjoe


    You visited Italy during a lull (Aug 2020), the second wave started around September, there was a lockdown over there in November which lasted until January. It was similar to over here and in many other countries.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,815 ✭✭✭✭Dohnjoe



    Reality: Ireland had temp localised lockdowns, some contentious measures/decisions and partial lockdowns like most other countries

    This thread: "Ireland was the worst! NPHET wanted to kill pub culture! They wanted to take our freedom! Tyranny! Sheeple! Dancing nurses! Etc"



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,262 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    It certainly wasn't similar to over here.

    But then again, you'd know that if you bothered to travel over there.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭dalyboy


    August 2020 was a “lull” in Ireland too. Our infection / hospitalisation rate was low however NPHET refused to take the foot off the accelerator of covid restrictions here in Ireland.

    Contrast that to countless other EU countries that effectively reopened during this period with no real terms consequence. Why was Ireland so afraid & over cautious when our numbers should have facilitated a more similar relaxed stance. ?



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,815 ✭✭✭✭Dohnjoe


    November 2020–January 2021: A new lockdown[edit]

    "On 4 November 2020, Prime Minister Conte announced a new lockdown, dividing the country into three zones depending on the severity of the pandemic, corresponding to red, orange and yellow zones. Moreover, a national curfew from 10 PM to 5 AM was implemented, as well as compulsory weekend closing for shopping malls, and online education in high schools.[103] Conte described the situation as "particularly critical", asserting that the virus was moving at a "strong and even violent" pace.[104]

    • In red zones, lockdown measures were similar to the ones which were implemented from March to May 2020, such as compulsory closing for shops, restaurants and other activities, online education for schools except for kindergartens, elementary schools and sixth-grade classes, and no movements allowed except for working or necessity reasons.
    • In orange zones, restrictions included compulsory closing of restaurants and online education for high schools only, while movement within the home-town territory was still allowed.
    • In yellow zones, the only restrictions included compulsory closing for restaurant and bar activities at 6 PM, and online education for high schools only.

    Starting from 6 November, Lombardy, Piedmont, Aosta Valley and Calabria were classified as red zones. Sicily and Apulia were classified as orange zones, while the rest of the country was declared as yellow zone.[105] On 9 November, the autonomous province of South Tyrol was declared red zone as well.[106] In the following week, Campania and Tuscany were also declared red zones, while other seven regions, Emilia-Romagna, Friuli-Venezia Giulia, Liguria, Umbria, Marche, Abruzzo and Basilicata, became orange zones.[107] On 18 December, Abruzzo was added to the list of red zones.[108]

    On 2 December, a further movement restriction was implemented by the government in order to prevent an increase in cases during the Christmas holidays period, forbidding movement between regions from 21 December to 6 January. To prevent people from gathering during Christmas, Saint Stephen's Day and New Year's Day, travel between different comuni was also restricted, and the curfew for New Year's Eve was extended to 7 AM.[109]

    As of 13 December, no region was declared red zone anymore. Abruzzo, Campania, Tuscany, the autonomous province of South Tyrol and Aosta Valley were classified as orange zones, and the remaining 16 regions and the autonomous province of Trento were yellow zones.[110]"


    Each country had it's own fluid situation with Covid, it wasn't identical in every situation, nor were the responses. However we weren't dramatically different from most other countries.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,815 ✭✭✭✭Dohnjoe


    We had a partial lockdown in 3 counties for 2 weeks that had cases increase.

    It's really scraping the bottom of the barrel.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,815 ✭✭✭✭Dohnjoe


    Covid spreads chiefly via droplets and aerosols exhaled from your mouth and nose. Masks, even just cloth masks, reduce that spread. Keyword: reduce. So on a population level it was a no-brainer during the pandemic. Most countries had mask mandates or rule because predictably a handful refused to wear them.

    The anti-maskers were more hysterical than anyone else. Turning up at protests, screeching about vaccines that weren't out, going on about conspiracies and all that.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 20 OnTheCorner


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20 OnTheCorner


    You must be joking right?! Flag? Yes. Actually taking someone in? No way! These people are only interested in LOOKING like they care about others not actually caring about them.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    Most of it. Especially the magic 9 euro meal and outdoor spaces being closed. A personal story, I was living in China at the time, everything has to be delivered as shops weren't open to the general public.There was a QR code at every gate you'd have to scan and show the security guy. I went out to the gate to meet the delivery guy, I literally stepped outside the community by about 15 meters and for about 30 seconds. Tried going back in the security guy insists I scan the QR code. Guy literally saw me go outside for a few seconds. Absolute insanity.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭dalyboy


    You are being very lenient with the facts here. August 2020 in Ireland was a depressing existence. We had the nightly covid numbers on RTE , the bars nationwide were effectively shut with exception to outdoors seating. The “partial lockdown” in those 3 counties was not much difference to the open counties except for the pubs being closed down.

    My local outdoors tennis court remained shut for the entire summer of 2020. My golf club had made it so difficult to have a game that it wasn’t worth the hassle.

    Scrapping the barrel as you say. Every conceivable reason to remain negative, over-cautious and cowardly was conjured up by NPHET/government/media when we should have been up & running that summer 2020.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    I don't know if it's funny but it's mad how at one point the unvaccinated were treated like pariahs. Some even saying they should be fired, fined, denied medical treatment. And yet now almost nobody bothers getting a booster. In fact most didn't bother after getting their first vaccine. Shows how people can abandon reason very quickly.



  • Registered Users Posts: 38,055 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    That term 'wet pub' was another howler

    Worse that our 'leaders' thought up of it



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭snowcat


    Did the masks reduce the Covid incidence rate anywhere in the world when they were introduced? Did countries who had no mask mandates fare better than countries who did? I guess no without checking. Masks are for bacterial transmission primarily. Hence use in theatre dentists etc. They are not designed to stop 50nm covid virus particles being spread when people exhale even through a N95 mask. A mask to contain covid is like using a tennis net to stop a fly.



  • Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭Coolcormack1979


    Dr.ray walley was he the guy that nphet wheeled out to berate that family.



  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭Cheddar Bob


    I saw Tomas Ryan on the news last night talking about Neuralink.


    Ryan, you may recall, was the man who claimed in utero exposure to Covid causes autism.


    Now, he never offered any evidence for it. He just said it, out of nowhere, and never said it again.


    He was on Eamon Dunphy's podcast in the dark days when Dunphy referred to somebody (Fauci maybe?) as "the Lionel Messi of immunology"


    Cue a confused Dr Ryan asking who the hell Lionel Messi was.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭Cheddar Bob


    My personal most loathed was Hold Firm. I'd bet my legs Simon Harris came up with that one.


    Hold Firm.

    For how long? Because some talking heads allowed a platform on national media were implying anywhere from 5 years to forever.


    There was also a chap from the ESRI named Pete Lunn who would be on every fortnight with these surveys on public attitudes to the rules and their own adherence.

    Kim Il Sung would have been embarrassed to release some of this stuff, so pro government it was.



    The Covid era also introduced the term "stakeholders" to the national vocabulary, and it has never really left.



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