Things you hate people saying

Not sure if already said (not reading 26 pages to find out!):

"What's for you won't pass you"

Does people genuinely believe that shite? It really annoys me yhe way people say it like it's an explanation for something.

”do you work here ?” This bugged me so much.

'Proud sponsors of' - drop the self-congratulation and say 'sponsors of'

'Lived experience' - what other kind is there?

'Best' - signing off an email

'Smallies' - referring to children

'Super' - as a pre-fix

Overuse of 'excited' particularly in work context - ya big lick

'Moving the dial' - groan

shop assistant is just being polite. I assume they say that so as not to make the customer feel under pressure if they're trying to pack bags, deal with kids etc

You want them to ask your life story and have a meaningful and deep conversation when your buying a spicy curry and bog roll?

yeah they should be more genuine and say "Jaysis, you look like a grumpy fecker"

“Mind yourself”

So someone is trying to put you at ease by saying “ you’re grand “ and you take it as a personal insult. Holy divine fkuc there are some very touchy people out there.

When did Prefix get a hyphen? Must be a new thing.

The “ 12.50 when you’re ready “ thing is a hate. It’s almost saying “ well I’m ready, can you be too, there are 8 people in the Q, give us the money come on ! “

” I was ready 3 minutes ago but as you only bothered your hole to have one till open cause you are tight cûnts, here ya go “..

” 12.50 thanks “ or “ that’s 12.50 please “….. civil, professional courteous…

“Reaching out to my followers”

”fan base”

Alright cult leaders want their phrases back.

Here here & well said, it irritates me too!

Dropped me arse, everybody is now saying dropped, a bit like my reference to "When you're ready", or "Have a nice day". These sayings are parrot like, people hear them & repeat them without any thought.

Paying for something like a coffee in a service station, and to be asked “any fuel “ only to hear a recording ask if you have got”any petrol or diesel.” every singe time.

"When you're ready" or "In your own time" is useful for people serving the public. In circumstances where the customer is concentrating on a phone call or texting. Both parties need to pay attention to the transaction to avoid mistakes.

I said it before, so I'm there at the Checkout, card hovering over the pinpad, she's looking up and says When you're ready! (Parrot style). Obviously if you're on the phone, texting or chatting it's fine to be reminded to hurry up, but that's not what I was talking about ....