What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

corks finest · 20-09-2023 06:24PM

Haunted( cork for lucky)

Photobox · 22-09-2023 08:42PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121128077#Comment_121128077

This x 100. Those c*n*s that speed up and tailgate you when you go into the fast lane for one minute to overtake a tractor or slow car and you plan on going straight back into your lane again . Happened only this morning. Special place in hell for those people.

Glencarraig · 23-09-2023 07:11PM

Paul Murphy and Richard Boyd Barrett.

Pawwed Rig · 24-09-2023 12:13PM

Canadian Goose coats

freshpopcorn · 24-09-2023 01:46PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121150149#Comment_121150149

Lots of designer brands are gone that way.

jippo nolan · 24-09-2023 02:07PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121150446#Comment_121150446

The ould head on upside Down syndrome!

lawred2 · 24-09-2023 02:19PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120857716#Comment_120857716

Bellendius Maximus

NIMAN · 24-09-2023 02:36PM

People who let YouTube raise their kids.

Was sitting in a cafe today, and a child no more than 12 months old was put into a high chair by their mum.

Next step, the tablet was loaded up and sat in front of them.

I have no doubt that's what happens at home too.

Brendan Bendar · 26-09-2023 08:15AM

Arseholes who ‘motor’ around Supermarkets with trolleys ,at speed ,staring into the middle distance and ignorant of anyone in their path.

Fokking cretins!!!

JeffreyEpspeen · 26-09-2023 12:24PM

Someone in a GAA jersey.

barneygumble99 · 26-09-2023 08:24PM

Anyone who describes themselves as a ‘forager’

Brendan Bendar · 27-09-2023 11:43AM

Or an 'activist' or an' influencer'.

Sure fire tosser

thomas 123 · 27-09-2023 12:09PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121157769#Comment_121157769

Are these the same people who sniff your neck when your looking into a freezer to make a selection? Gobshites. Im out shopping just because you have a list doesn't mean your entitled to wedge me out of the way as I browse.

StevenToast · 27-09-2023 12:16PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121150628#Comment_121150628

I agree with you, however, if im in a cafe i dont want to be listening to other peoples kids kicking off.......so let them have their youtube!

Man Vs ManUre · 27-09-2023 01:59PM

When ur in a McDonald’s that’s located inside a shopping centre eg The Square Tallaght, and the women in the queue with their trolleys full of dunnes groceries. Particularly the wans that then sit down with their McDonald’s and groceries!!

yourdeadwright · 27-09-2023 02:32PM

Uno mas

yourdeadwright · 27-09-2023 02:34PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121150446#Comment_121150446

A bit unfair , You can't really help going bald & growing a beard makes you look less like a peanut,

corks finest · 27-09-2023 03:29PM

Know what really really really grinds my fuckin gears?

These kids born n bred in Cork that speak like Dublin 4 brats,

hear it day n daily- I mean wtf is going on,

back 2 generations their grandparents and ppl my age were shittin in a shed in the garden,

talk about forgetting where you come from🙄🙄🙄🙄

WesternZulu · 27-09-2023 03:35PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121158616#Comment_121158616

Do you apply the same principle to those in Man United, Liverpool, or rugby jerseys?

DeanAustin · 27-09-2023 05:43PM

Those people, and I'm sorry but it's mainly women, who get to the counter at a supermarket, get all their stuff scanned through and only then start to think about how they're going to pay for it. And when they are asked for money, they shuffle through their bag/purse trying to find the exact change.

Fuckers who can't park properly and end up taking more than one space. Winds me right up.

JeffreyEpspeen · 27-09-2023 05:44PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121164651#Comment_121164651

Ryan Manning and Aaron Connolly developed English accents a few weeks after moving to England. Gas nation of people we are. Can't be too hard on them, though, majority of women thirty and under living here speak with American accents - as if anyone is going to look at the Incredible Hulk tans and heads on them and think they're anything other than Irish.

Pawwed Rig · 27-09-2023 05:46PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121164686#Comment_121164686

Man U and Liverpool jerseys definitely.

No fan of rugby but at least the person is from the place

Brendan Bendar · 27-09-2023 06:19PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121163298#Comment_121163298

That’s the fcukkers….

Was perusing the at the spicy wedges area recently and these two bewers ‘locked me in with two trollies nose to nose’

Turned suddenly and turned over one trolley and left them gathering up with a deep sonorous fart.

Fcukking tossers

JeffreyEpspeen · 28-09-2023 06:31PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121164686#Comment_121164686

I associate the GAA with cronyism, writing character references for pedophiles, harbouring pedophiles, protecting pedophiles, covering for murderers (Joe Deacy), and various forms of discrimination against CoI and other minorities.

Stupid looking turnip heads on most of the people wearing them doesn't help.

Brendan Bendar · 28-09-2023 06:49PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121170012#Comment_121170012

Spread out a fair sheet of bile with a big footprint there, gringo.where did you

go to school…. Bandon Grammar?

Brendan Bendar · 23-12-2024 05:07PM

These fokkhing cretins with big shaved Dublin Fire Brigade heads on them in shorts who spring up in Supermarkets around this time.

You're not down in Australia in the baggys and tee shirts now you rock apes.

Strumms · 23-12-2024 05:23PM

I think the whole shorts in the middle of winter is “ hey look how hard and rugged I am, and not bothered at all by this freezing weather “

yeah, you are really the Bear Grylls of Finglas…go you….until you end up getting ill, dope.

Jim Herring · 23-12-2024 05:29PM

Lads who wear those ‘dubes’ deck shoes or lads who wear a dicky bow when a tie is the norm.

Dick phelan · 23-12-2024 06:38PM

1 women who describe themselves as dog or cat moms. You aren't a mother fcuk off

2 Lads who are whiskey snobs, always an expert talking about the aroma or flavor profile.

3 people who actually believe in star signs

4 People in airports who take up a row of seats so they can take a nap

5 People who play music or videos without headphones in public places

6 People who put all the places they've traveled in their social media bio, it's not a personality, it doesn't make you special.

7 Adults who get excited about the LL toy show

8 People with a Palestine flag as their social media profile, used to be the Ukrainian flag but that's not trendy anymore.

9 People who go on about how many steps they did today.

10 People who ask for cigarettes from strangers, I don't smoke but if I did, piss off they're expensive.

11 people who go on about mindfulness

12 Anyone who wears runners with a suit

patmahe · 23-12-2024 07:34PM

The 2 absolute bell ends in Athlone train station car park last night when I was in collecting my wife. They managed to completely block 4 disabled parking spaces by parking ACROSS (not even in) them and not a disabled badge in sight.

If you are lucky enough to not need one of these spaces then please park with the rest of us and leave these spots for those who do need them. I don't care if you're only going to be a minute, move your lazy arse because those who need those spots aren't simply hop out of their car and tap on your window to ask you to move.

This especially gets to me since my Dad passed away from cancer and having a disabled badge let him keep his independence that little while longer towards the end, to some people it really does matter.

What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

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