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Riddles!

  • 12-11-2003 07:46PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭


    Okay, anyone got good riddles?
    Well anyway, I'll start it off, shall I?

    A nice easy one:
    There are two sheep in a field. One is looking North and the other sheep is looking South. But, they can see each other.
    How can that be?
    NB|there is no mirrors or anything miscellenous there
    just two ordinary sheep and a field.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    the sheep looking south is north of the sheep looking north?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    You arrive at the gate of heaven and hell. Two guardians are here. None of them is seating in front of a particular gate, they are just walking around. One of the gate leads to heaven, the other to hell, and as you might have guessed, you have to find which one. The only thing you know is that one of the guardian is always lying and the other always telling the truth. You can ask one question to one of them.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    They're at one of the magnetic poles whereby north and south become irrelevant :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Originally posted by ixoy
    They're at one of the magnetic poles whereby north and south become irrelevant :confused:

    okay, ill say
    the answer is sposed to be

    they are staring at each other....

    just like Depeche_Mode said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Lukin Black


    Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
    the sheep looking south is north of the sheep looking north?
    Or more simply, they're standing facing each other :)

    As for the guardian one, the question you should ask is "If I ask the other guardian if this door goes to heaven, what would he say?" If the answer is no, then choose that one, because if it's the lying one he would lie and say that the truthful one would say no, and if it's the truthful one, he would answer truthfully that they lying one would say no. If the answer's yes, choose the other one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    thats probably a better way to put it alright!

    yeah, right answer! Ask: "What would the other guardian tell me if I asked him for the door to heaven?". (And take the other one )




    p.s. 400th post- yay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    A man is found lying face down in a field with an unopened bag on his back.
    How did he die?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    He hit the ground at a very high speed...













    ...because his parachute didn't open.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    is the bag really really heavy??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    Originally posted by Ro: maaan!
    He hit the ground at a very high speed...
    ...because his parachute didn't open.


    Thats it :D did ya know that one?


    Ok heres my other one...

    A bomber is flying to its target. But when the pilot opens the bomb bay doors the bombs wont drop.
    Why wont the bombs drop?
    (there is nothing technicaly wrong with the plane)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Originally posted by Ro: maaan!
    He hit the ground at a very high speed...



    ...because his parachute didn't open.

    damnit, bet me to it Ro: maaan!



    Okay, i gots another




    There is a man in a room, and he was found dead. There was only a puddle of water and blood around his body. How did he die?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    Originally posted by quank

    There is a man in a room, and he was found dead. There was only a puddle of water and blood around his body. How did he die?


    He took a dive into an emty swimming pool?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    nope, try again :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    He got traped in a sauna!!!
    Blood was around him because he was sweating blood.

    For those that think this is a mad suggestion.
    FACT: The body starts sweating blood when its out of sweat:eek:

    Not alot of people know that:D :D:D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Originally posted by quank
    There is a man in a room, and he was found dead. There was only a puddle of water and blood around his body. How did he die?

    I thought he was hanging from the ceiling but the ceiling was too tall and there were no chairs or anything in the room. Only a puddle of water. So the answer is he stood on top of an ice cube to hang himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    heehee, thats a different riddle, which YOU just ruined... well anyway

    KEEP GUESSING
    (unless ye want me to say the answer;))


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Damn! He filled the room with ice, fell on a stalagmite, died, and the water melted :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    slit his wrist with shards of ice?

    or swallowed shards of ice?

    something relating to shards of ice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    The mans house gets washed away in a flash flood, he get bounced around inside untill the flood washes the house up onto a beach?

    Damn it:mad:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    He stabbed himself with an icicle.

    NEXT!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Beëlzebooze


    every evening a man comes home from work and rides the elevator to the 4th floor of the appartment building he lives in, he then get's out and uses the stairs to the 7th floor, where his appartment is.

    however, on rainy days, he rides the elevator all the way up to the 7th floor.

    explain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    He is a midget and can only reach the 4th floor button. However, when it is raining he has an umbrella with him which he can use to extend his reach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Heres a good site if you like riddles.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Tazzle


    Got a login?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    You're a secret agent trying to infiltrate a super-villan's secret lair. You lie in wait outside the large gate at the front entrance, a trap door is located in front of the door. You see a shadowy character approach the door, a voice from the doorman inside says "six" the character responds "three" and the door is opened for him. Another character approaches, the doorman says "twelve" and the response "six" is successful.
    You have heard enough, you go to the door and are confronted with the number "ten". You have one response or it's into the murky depths of the trap door with you, what do respond?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
    You're a secret agent trying to infiltrate a super-villan's secret lair. You lie in wait outside the large gate at the front entrance, a trap door is located in front of the door. You see a shadowy character approach the door, a voice from the doorman inside says "six" the character responds "three" and the door is opened for him. Another character approaches, the doorman says "twelve" and the response "six" is successful.
    You have heard enough, you go to the door and are confronted with the number "ten". You have one response or it's into the murky depths of the trap door with you, what do respond?
    you say 5 cos its half the number the voice inside says?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Originally posted by lafortezza
    you say 5 cos its half the number the voice inside says?
    It can't be that easy...

    ...Can it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    which is the odd one out :- yorkie, mars, uranus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
    You're a secret agent trying to infiltrate a super-villan's secret lair. You lie in wait outside the large gate at the front entrance, a trap door is located in front of the door. You see a shadowy character approach the door, a voice from the doorman inside says "six" the character responds "three" and the door is opened for him. Another character approaches, the doorman says "twelve" and the response "six" is successful.
    You have heard enough, you go to the door and are confronted with the number "ten". You have one response or it's into the murky depths of the trap door with you, what do respond?



    The answer is "one"


    The answer the guy wants is "Nine" or a multiple of nine.
    So the first guy answers corectly by adding 3 + 6 = 9

    The second guy 12 + 6 = 18

    You can add to the figure only if the number you give can be divided into the first number given.
    If not, then you have to divide, so 1 - 10 = 9
    So the anwser is 1......phew:p

    Grrr, that better be it:rolleyes: :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,574 ✭✭✭eddhorse


    quote:
    Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
    You're a secret agent trying to infiltrate a super-villan's secret lair. You lie in wait outside the large gate at the front entrance, a trap door is located in front of the door. You see a shadowy character approach the door, a voice from the doorman inside says "six" the character responds "three" and the door is opened for him. Another character approaches, the doorman says "twelve" and the response "six" is successful.
    You have heard enough, you go to the door and are confronted with the number "ten". You have one response or it's into the murky depths of the trap door with you, what do respond?

    the answer is "three" obviously ;)
    by counting the number of letters in the word he says !!


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