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Irish urban myths.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,845 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    I can't think of many good and specifically Irish ones.

    Bob Geldof didn't say "give me your fcukin money" at Live Aid. What he actually said was "fcuk the address"

    Eamon Dunphy didnt say he was ashamed to be Irish after Ireland drew 0-0 with Egypt in WC 90. He said he was embarrassed for the country and ashamed of the performance.

    One that isn't specific to Irelead but I've heard from several people here is Poo Butter. The story goes that someone sh*t in a tub of butter at a house party then covered up their sh*t with more butter and put the tub back in the fridge, leaving a nasty surprise for the next person buttering their bread.

    Another one that there isn't much about on the web so may be Irish is - burying a live cat in the ground with its head sticking up and then running over its head with a lawnmower.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,845 ✭✭✭BrianD3



    I have little doubt that it is a myth but searching the archive for Bibi Baskin wouldn't necessarily bring it up if it is true. Compared to today, there would be far less fuss over and awareness of such a comment. The media might barely pick up on it. Even if they did report on it, they might describe it as a "vulgar comment about a named TV presenter" and that would be the end of it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,788 ✭✭✭✭maccored


    theres the urban legend of the fella and girlfriend in the A&E. She's beat up looking around the head and he seems to have serious groin issues. Fill in the gaps - but ive heard numerous people claim to have seen the same scene in about twenty different hospitals when in reality they were all recounting an urban myth



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,279 ✭✭✭✭Goldengirl


    Probably because it happens a lot.

    I have seen a few lads in A+E with 'groin injuries', from hoovers and leaf blowers.

    The Bibi Baskin thing did happen.. I remember my parents teling me about it as they were big fans of Bibi.

    But it was all Gerry Ryan's fault of course!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    I'm not sure if they're exclusively Irish urban myths, but a couple of the top of my head:

    Something do with a creepy clown and a parent asking the child what did they look like. They then point to the corner of their room "It looked like that one."

    Also the one where a 'friend' had anal sex on the sitting room couch of his parents' gaff while they were away for the weekend. Lady proceeds to have diarrhea. They blame it on the dog and the parents have the dog put down after they get back. 😩



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I searched the Irish News Archives too, and found it mentioned in a Barry Egan interview with Donna McCaul (who represented Ireland in the Eurovision with her brother Joe) in the Sunday Independent on August 17, 2008. The 'Michelle' mentioned by Donna here was Michelle Heaton, and for some reason, Barry Egan was reminded of the Bibi Baskin incident.

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    Just because Barry Egan mentioned it in 2008, doesn't prove that it was true, but the fact that it wasn't written about at the time it supposedly happened, doesn't mean that it didn't happen. As BrianD3 said, the media wouldn't have been as likely to mention something that was deemed to be vulgar. There was an awful lot less 'bad language' on the television and in the papers back then, and even if the call to Gerry's programme was mentioned, it probably wouldn't have been reported verbatim.

    By the way, this was how I searched (and it was the 7th result):

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,884 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    Interesting. There are a few other mentions of it in online forums around this time which suggest it had been floating around as a story for a few years at least. I suspect it might originate in the post below on this website. Its included in a post that includes a load of other supposedly true storys, the majority of which I'd say never happened.





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,845 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    i went a lot less specific with the Bibi search and have found mention in the Evening Echo, Dec 24th 1990. So at least now we know that it happened before then, if it happened at all, which it probably didn't

    by DAVID O'CONNELL

    "Remember that phone caller to the Gerry Ryan programme who had some particularly storng views on Bibi and exactly where he'd like to be buried?"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭tibruit


    It`s not a myth. I clearly remember hearing the conversation as I was driving in to my place of work and I worked there for about a year from about July `90 until June `91, so that would be the timeframe for the broadcast, unless Ryan was doing a playback of funny pieces from previous shows but I`m pretty sure it was live. It stayed with me because it was hilarious at the time.



  • Posts: 4,229 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This story was doing the rounds when I was in primary school (late 1970s / early 1980s)

    Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.

    Other variations:

    1 it was toilets on O'Connell Bridge, Dublin not Tramore

    2 the "punks" made him eat his penis (some say they wrapped it in tissue and shoved it in his mouth)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭mazdamiatamx5


    I thought the second one was true but it was Clapton.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    More of a rural legend but if you meet a badger it will bite your leg and won't let go until it hears a snap, breaking a twig will make it leave.

    I've seen plenty of badgers when walking in the countryside and they always run into the ditch when they see me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭Charles Babbage


    The old canard that Socrates, the 1970s Brazilian soccer star, had studied and played for UCD, or in some versions the College of Surgeons or DIT and played for Shelbourne

    https://www.the42.ie/socrates-ireland-4082766-Jun2018/



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,884 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,827 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Everyone remember during the pandemic when they were first talking about lockdowns?

    Half the country had a sister whose boyfriend was in the army that had got called in to enforce a lockdown next day.

    That pandemic probably spread more idiocy than COVID.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭orangerhyme


    I thought that was true!


    Richard Gere and the hamster.

    These type of stories have really gone out of fashion.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Count Dracula


    The one that bugs me the most is the concept that Charles J Haughey was some sort of a bad guy or a tyrant. It is simply not true. The fact remains to this very day that he was simply a hard working paddy man who liked the finer things in life. He enabled the greatest horse racing industry on the planet by offering a 2% tax on race breeding, that worked by the way. He built the IFSC - that employs and generates billions for Ireland. He championed the small man and enjoyed chicken gravy and chips, I know that, you could see it in his cheeky smirk. He only pretended to be ostentatious to wind up the begrudge. He stood tall and never turned his back on anyone. He loved a challenge, he had the heart of a Gael. I like to think that when the squares, who tried to expose him as the godfather of Irish political corruption, were broadcasting his unique antics every day... that he had the temerity to ask Maureen to "turn on the 6 o'clock news there till we have a good laugh" , i really hope he had a giggle at it.

    Any man who drives a wine Mercedes Benz has class, let's be honest about it. You can tell a lot about a man when you see the size of his driveway. it is the truth. Not just the length of his driveway, but the stone he lays it on. Be it pebble or crushed granite, Tarmacadam, No driveway, a few steps , one that might fit one car or maybe two. Or, one that you cannot even see the fooking front door from when you first pass over it, now that's the driveway of a real man!!

    No one stands near to Charlie, he took the VAT off kids shoes, he picked up every hot spud thrown at him politically and ate the chunt of a thing, right in your face without salt. A justice minister , agriculture, Finance , no bother lad. Let's do this. He was afraid of nothing and was a natural Irishman. He brought this country to where it is today, we would be nothing without his golden hand.

    Don't be a stooge, living like a sheep and towing someone else's drab line. Be what you are here for, why you were gifted your birth and the life you lead.... why you learned to read this tripe..... You hadn't the wit to ask anyone, you were thought for nothing by the best education system in the universe.

    The concept he was a rogue is appalling, he was sent from the gods themselves to harbour this country when it needed it most. Don't let anyone tell you any different, they haven't a clue anyways.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Chicken Run


    and putting a Ryvita in each sock when walking where there are badgers, so the badger hears the snap of the Ryvita then leaves you alone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,465 ✭✭✭ofcork


    Heard it was cinders from the fire fellas used put into wellingtons so the badger would hear the crack.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,422 ✭✭✭trashcan


    I heard that one about a theme park in the US.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,422 ✭✭✭trashcan


    The first line of that reminds me of a Gary Dempsey joke where his girlfriends dog dies and he buys her an identical one to replace it. “She was furious. What am I going to do with two dead dogs ?” 😀


    edit. Gary Delaney, not Dempsey. Was an urban myth that it was Gary Dempseys joke. 😏

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Iv'e heard a couple throughout school and in college. they might not necessarily be Irish, but here goes...

    The lad who has a pet snake. the snake goes off it's food and starts acting strangely, stretching out on the floor when the owner's in bed and such. he takes it to the vet who freaks out and tells him to get rid if it straight away. It turns out the snake is sizing up the owner to eat him.

    So and so's aunt is on a holiday to New York/Los Angelas or some such and they're in a hotel lift when a black man enters and tells her to "hit the floor". she panicks and frops face down on the floor only to discover the man meant to press the button for the ground floor. And it was Will Smith.

    The oldest one iv'e heard, and the strangest. someone is driving hime late at night through a very rural area, usually through a forest or such, when they see something on the road in front of them. As they get closer, they see it's a young woman lying on the road. They're about to get out when they get a creepy feeling and floor it, going around her and stopping one or two hundred metres up the road. looking back, they see that the woman is standing, surrounded by about a dozen others who had been in hiding, all looking after him.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,047 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I hit a badger on my bike years ago and even though i was lying unconscious it never bit me



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,786 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    Was it on it’s nightly rounds of giving cows the TB.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,047 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    It might have been but it was leaving one neighbours land to go into another neighbour’s and I never had a reactor .



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,252 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    You really should keep your bike locked up to prevent the badgers from taking it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,252 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    It was nice of the crowd to look after him though.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,926 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    The story out Charlie Haugheys car being stopped late one night in the phoenix park by a green gosoon of a guard and Finding that CJ and his lady friend both bollock naked,



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,940 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I've read that beaters in the UK used to put dry hazel in their socks for this.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,423 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    Or Charlie and the "would you like a pint or a transfer" tale.



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