What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

In a class of 30 x 5 year olds, it'll be 15 Jacks and 15 Noahs.

Sometimes the dogs look like they are going to collapse.

As a pedestrian, a cyclist, a car driver, and a former motorcyclist, I can say that whatever I observe is a tiny tiny tiny percentage of what the whole population is doing. Even if one person sees the majority of cyclist with "no hands", that is not research which can prove anything. Any one of us could probably write a book about the stuff we see on the roads and footpaths.

This lady, Tems who thought it was a suitable dress for the Oscars.

Wow, wow, wow! What did you say about a leinster top? You'd want to back up the bus there

People who don't salute you when you flash them.

The loud bloke who 'knows the lads' who work behind the counter at the builders providers and strides straight past the rest of the queue to get served.

"Hey Mike, did that insulation arrive in for me yet"?

"Yeah Jimmy, it came in this morning, hang on there a minute, I'll get you the docket".

And for that matter, the lads who work behind the counter in the hardware, who think we don't notice, or even mind, when they serve their poxy mate before the rest of us.

Driving along a main dual carriageway at night just under the speed limit in the driving lane with someone practically on my rear for a while. In my own head, why don't they just pass me out? Which they do eventually but flash their lights at me first. D**k.

Its called observation John and use of the social sciences such as sociology.

Just plain common sense like observing what is going on in your realm and listening to the discourse.

I can tell you young Tarquin was wearing a ‘North Face’ jacket over Liverpool football gear.

Daddy stovepipe was wearing a Leeds top and CK navy blue stovies and ASICS runners.

So it’s not spoofing by a long shot….had a steel coloured Audi A3 parked in the family spot.

Its about keeping your eyes and ears open John.

My ears are burning. No Tarquins in my house though.

Amazing imagination & observations skills noting what brands children wear in shops, their names, what sports clubs their fathers follow, what runners they were, what style shorts they have and to follow them outside & observe what car they drive.... and what colour it is along with where they park and how they keep their ears open to listen to them.

I never knew there were men like you taking so much attention to what kids and families do, wear & talk about in shops.

What shops to you shop in?