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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ballyfermot FM


    Them 10 year old japanese imports are the easiest to rob, Missus - no immobililsers



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    131D35035



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭touts


    Ballyfermot woman ventures outside Dublin and has her car stolen.

    Normally it's the reverse.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    With de bumper car controls (an automatic).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ah now heyor



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭touts


    She's from Ballyfermot. That's probably how the car came into her possession in the first place.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    How did this one get on at all at all?



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Week to hour conversion factor.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "Do you quilt on your own?" Sounds durty



  • Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What colour is your sewing machine?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,898 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    She knew Joe's Ma......well, the Ma he had at dat time.


    As opposed to another one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    She can do nothing with her hands on the disability but she is on the machine 4 hours a day

    gerrup da yard arrua dat



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    Da depression



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The chances of ever seeing the car again intact would be up there with winning de jackpot in de Euromillions 3 weeks in a row.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    The car is burnt out now love lol



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭touts


    With the quilt stolen she'll just have to buy an actual wedding present for her niece now.

    Doesn't take Columbo to work out the niece may have been involved.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Leave it at the Russian embassy



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,898 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Whacker on now with de facts

    Woulda, shouda, coulda



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Whacker alert



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12



    how to steal a car..



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  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cawlur, that's now de system works. My neighbor has been on the disability from (insert state employer) for years, yet has de best kept garden in de area.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    You could kill off the car crime with the strike of a pen, simply have it law that all newly registered cars need an immoboliser fitted to pass their first NCT. The scobies will then have to be re-educated in to de ways of de digital croyme.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    The cruke lock.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭touts


    She wanted to make a warm quilt for her niece because the poor niece is living in the countryside.

    We've houses outside the M50 as well luv. And they even have heating.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Hot Woyre de automatic...eh that would make no difference whatsoever, if anything it just makes it more appealing to simpletons who can't use a clutch.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭touts


    Producer turns down the volume on the caller as he explains how to steal a Japanese car



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Maybe we should have a Ballyfermot Friday.......



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,937 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Free sowing masheen for dis one



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,898 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    De fund has opened


    "For a quilt !!!!"


    "No....a sewing machine"



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Now all we need is a quilt maker offering a new one to go in the new boot of the new Nissan Micra that will be offfered by Joe Duffy Motors.



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