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leath_dub

Ballyfermot FM

Them 10 year old japanese imports are the easiest to rob, Missus - no immobililsers

zell12

131D35035

touts

Ballyfermot woman ventures outside Dublin and has her car stolen.

Normally it's the reverse.

Atlantic Dawn

With de bumper car controls (an automatic).

SEPT 23 1989

ah now heyor

touts

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330194#Comment_120330194

She's from Ballyfermot. That's probably how the car came into her possession in the first place.

zell12

How did this one get on at all at all?

Week to hour conversion factor.

zell12

"Do you quilt on your own?" Sounds durty

What colour is your sewing machine?

McDermotX

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330211#Comment_120330211

She knew Joe's Ma......well, the Ma he had at dat time.

As opposed to another one.

SEPT 23 1989

She can do nothing with her hands on the disability but she is on the machine 4 hours a day

gerrup da yard arrua dat

johnbarrett35

Da depression

Atlantic Dawn

The chances of ever seeing the car again intact would be up there with winning de jackpot in de Euromillions 3 weeks in a row.

johnbarrett35

The car is burnt out now love lol

touts

With the quilt stolen she'll just have to buy an actual wedding present for her niece now.

Doesn't take Columbo to work out the niece may have been involved.

zell12

Leave it at the Russian embassy

McDermotX

Whacker on now with de facts

Woulda, shouda, coulda

zell12

Whacker alert

zell12

how to steal a car..

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330222#Comment_120330222

Cawlur, that's now de system works. My neighbor has been on the disability from (insert state employer) for years, yet has de best kept garden in de area.

Atlantic Dawn

You could kill off the car crime with the strike of a pen, simply have it law that all newly registered cars need an immoboliser fitted to pass their first NCT. The scobies will then have to be re-educated in to de ways of de digital croyme.

Living Off The Splash

The cruke lock.

touts

She wanted to make a warm quilt for her niece because the poor niece is living in the countryside.

We've houses outside the M50 as well luv. And they even have heating.

Atlantic Dawn

Hot Woyre de automatic...eh that would make no difference whatsoever, if anything it just makes it more appealing to simpletons who can't use a clutch.

touts

Producer turns down the volume on the caller as he explains how to steal a Japanese car

Living Off The Splash

Maybe we should have a Ballyfermot Friday.......

zell12

Free sowing masheen for dis one

McDermotX

De fund has opened

"For a quilt !!!!"

"No....a sewing machine"

Dan Jaman

Now all we need is a quilt maker offering a new one to go in the new boot of the new Nissan Micra that will be offfered by Joe Duffy Motors.