So if the Earth was going to be hit by a massive Asteroid and the end was nigh. What would you do?

AMKC · 01-02-2023 09:29PM #1

Would you just wait it out and die as the World dies or drug yourself enough to be maybe out of it that when the World ends you would not know but if it did not end you come around and continue on living?

01-02-2023 09:31PM

Blast it with píss.

MrStuffins · 01-02-2023 09:33PM

Start a rumour on the internet that this asteroid was sent by immigrants and we should march and protest at the nearest observatory!

If anyone shows proof to the contrary, I'll just say the mainstream media lies about everything

AllForIt · 01-02-2023 09:33PM

I'd volunteer to go on the space mission to plant a nuclear bomb on the asteroid. What have you got to loose.

Needles73 · 01-02-2023 09:33PM

Well I suppose I’d close the curtains.

Jim_Hodge · 01-02-2023 09:34PM

I'd spend it on Boards and see what cr@p threads people are still starting.

Or I'd spend the time with my loved ones.

Decisions decisions....

fergiesfolly · 02-02-2023 09:27AM

I'd probably curse the wife for getting me that telescope for Christmas

knucklehead6 · 02-02-2023 09:37AM

Well how long is nigh? How much time do I have to do things without worrying about getting caught before the entire planet goes splat?

Baybay · 02-02-2023 09:48AM

Depending on time allowed, bottle or two of champagne using the Waterford millenium flutes, roaring fire, maybe listen to a bit of Dire Straits or Divine Comedy & tell my family that they’re magnificent specimens of humankind who are loved to the moon & back.

Deregos. · 02-02-2023 10:01AM

That hot cutie neighbour whose been flirting with me for years is going out with a bang.

Gregor Samsa · 02-02-2023 10:02AM

I'll sort it out

https://youtu.be/cZfsnA7dAHI

satguy · 02-02-2023 10:18AM

Set up a gallows outside the GPO and settle some old scores,, Corrupt TD's & the people that make ink printers first...

gerrybbadd · 02-02-2023 01:44PM

We'll find out on 20th February 😋

Joking aside, what could you do? Head for the caves

niallpatrick · 02-02-2023 02:23PM

Go fishing, yeah big way to bale out. Aha but I'd fish for salmon without a game license.

breezy1985 · 02-02-2023 02:26PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120189468#Comment_120189468

Only if I get to be the guy who bangs Liv Tyler.

breezy1985 · 02-02-2023 02:28PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120189474#Comment_120189474

It would most likely be the usual certain posters setting up stupid threads to try blame Sinn Fein or the DUP for sending the asteroid.

silliussoddius · 02-02-2023 02:47PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120190884#Comment_120190884

This thread went Cormac McCarthy very quickly.

cj maxx · 02-02-2023 04:08PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120189474#Comment_120189474

You know Boards would win . 😬 you can ignore posters easier than family

Pherekydes · 02-02-2023 04:12PM

I'd book a table in the restaurant at the end of the universe.

blackbox · 02-02-2023 04:25PM

I'd skip my dental appointment.

ednwireland · 02-02-2023 04:40PM

someone watched deep impact last night

StevenToast · 02-02-2023 04:52PM

OP is obsessed with aliens or asteroids hitting earth.....

Too much hollywood.....

nigeldaniel · 02-02-2023 04:55PM

clean out my credit union account and my bank account, buy a Harley, a box of cigars [Montecristos] and a crate of French vodka [grey Goose]. i would then... aaahhhhh out of time :)

breezy1985 · 02-02-2023 05:10PM

I would most likely spend my final hours running away from people who wanna settle old scores as their final act.

02-02-2023 06:58PM

Make love to my husband one last time, then hold hands in bed till it all happened.

The bit with the old couple in Titanic.

02-02-2023 07:02PM

Put up my umbrella

Schnooks · 03-02-2023 01:36PM

Probably get pissed and phone everyone I know and tell them how great they are 😀

bodhrandude · 03-02-2023 08:45PM

Wave at myself in the other side of the street.

Potential-Monke · 03-02-2023 10:23PM

Watch Don't Look Up and laugh as the exact same thing would be shown on live TV.

Then I'd meet that asteroid like Homelander at the end of Season 2 of The Boys.

03-02-2023 11:43PM

I’d just ban the asteroid from after hours then stay here nice and safe.

foolproof, right?

right..?

20Wheel · 04-02-2023 03:23AM

Rejoice.

Meteor-Smallpox. 2024.

Make life extinct again.

So if the Earth was going to be hit by a massive Asteroid and the end was nigh. What would you do?

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