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So if the Earth was going to be hit by a massive Asteroid and the end was nigh. What would you do?

  • 01-02-2023 9:29pm
    Registered Users Posts: 14,892 ✭✭✭✭AMKC

    Would you just wait it out and die as the World dies or drug yourself enough to be maybe out of it that when the World ends you would not know but if it did not end you come around and continue on living?

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Registered Users Posts: 19,135 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins

    Start a rumour on the internet that this asteroid was sent by immigrants and we should march and protest at the nearest observatory!

    If anyone shows proof to the contrary, I'll just say the mainstream media lies about everything

  • Registered Users Posts: 8,108 ✭✭✭AllForIt

    I'd volunteer to go on the space mission to plant a nuclear bomb on the asteroid. What have you got to loose.

  • Registered Users Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Needles73

    Well I suppose I’d close the curtains.

  • Registered Users Posts: 9,792 ✭✭✭Jim_Hodge

    I'd spend it on Boards and see what cr@p threads people are still starting.

    Or I'd spend the time with my loved ones.

    Decisions decisions....

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,264 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly

    I'd probably curse the wife for getting me that telescope for Christmas

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,681 ✭✭✭knucklehead6

    Well how long is nigh? How much time do I have to do things without worrying about getting caught before the entire planet goes splat?

  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Baybay

    Depending on time allowed, bottle or two of champagne using the Waterford millenium flutes, roaring fire, maybe listen to a bit of Dire Straits or Divine Comedy & tell my family that they’re magnificent specimens of humankind who are loved to the moon & back.

  • Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Deregos.

    That hot cutie neighbour whose been flirting with me for years is going out with a bang.

  • Registered Users Posts: 8,301 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭satguy

    Set up a gallows outside the GPO and settle some old scores,, Corrupt TD's & the people that make ink printers first...

  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd

    We'll find out on 20th February 😋

    Joking aside, what could you do? Head for the caves

  • Registered Users Posts: 201 ✭✭niallpatrick

    Go fishing, yeah big way to bale out. Aha but I'd fish for salmon without a game license.

  • Registered Users Posts: 22,881 ✭✭✭✭breezy1985

    Only if I get to be the guy who bangs Liv Tyler.

  • Registered Users Posts: 22,881 ✭✭✭✭breezy1985

    It would most likely be the usual certain posters setting up stupid threads to try blame Sinn Fein or the DUP for sending the asteroid.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭silliussoddius

    This thread went Cormac McCarthy very quickly.

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,179 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx

    You know Boards would win . 😬 you can ignore posters easier than family

  • Registered Users Posts: 16,048 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes

    I'd book a table in the restaurant at the end of the universe.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,785 ✭✭✭blackbox

    I'd skip my dental appointment.

  • Registered Users Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland

    someone watched deep impact last night

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭StevenToast

    OP is obsessed with aliens or asteroids hitting earth.....

    Too much hollywood.....

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel

    clean out my credit union account and my bank account, buy a Harley, a box of cigars [Montecristos] and a crate of French vodka [grey Goose]. i would then... aaahhhhh out of time :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,881 ✭✭✭✭breezy1985

    I would most likely spend my final hours running away from people who wanna settle old scores as their final act.

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,081 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice

    Make love to my husband one last time, then hold hands in bed till it all happened.

    The bit with the old couple in Titanic.

  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ Julius Sour Plantain

    Put up my umbrella

  • Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭Schnooks

    Probably get pissed and phone everyone I know and tell them how great they are 😀

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,058 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude

    Wave at myself in the other side of the street.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)

  • Registered Users Posts: 13,572 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke

    Watch Don't Look Up and laugh as the exact same thing would be shown on live TV.

    Then I'd meet that asteroid like Homelander at the end of Season 2 of The Boys.

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 5,898 Mod ✭✭✭✭Raichu

    I’d just ban the asteroid from after hours then stay here nice and safe.

    foolproof, right?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Meteor-Smallpox. 2024.

    Make life extinct again.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.