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What job would you hate the most? and why?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,803 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I don't know - a common perception of a salesperson is a sneaky person who can convince somebody to buy something they don't want or need - like the old joke where a guy goes in to buy nappies and leaves with a boat. However, in most sales jobs a salesperson finds out what somebody needs and finds a product/service to match. It's generally more about solutioning than tricking someone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,803 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I agree with dentist/medical - think I could do the undertaker/embalmed jobs. There something about them already being dead that I wouldn't mind - go in, do the job, go home. I mean if you are a doctor and you can't save someone's life then that will stick with you, if you are an undertaker/embalmed you just going in and do a good job and go on home no worse off than you were when you came in



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,804 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    There is a video on YouTube that I watched about 18 months ago and it was the undertaker/embalmer.

    and no. Not a hope. They didn’t show any specific up close shots gladly but the undertaker furnished us that they have to..

    • remove all blood and inject a red chemical dye.
    • remove all their faeces otherwise they shît themselves in the coffin.
    • set features which includes putting rubber gripping moulds in their eyes so the eyes don’t spring open during visitation 😬😅
    • use I think a needle injector to force their mouth shut, otherwise the tongue can flop out, again during visitation.
    • and something else I forget what, to stop air escaping and them farting during them lying in state. If they start farting, shîtting and opening their eyes there would be a few more poor fûckers, in a state.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,810 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    A podiatrist for elderly/diabetic patients. The thought of having to handle and treat decomposing feet and grotesque toenails would give me nightmares 🤮

    A chef would be horrible also. I adore cooking but I'd hate to work in such a high pressure environment. I watched a really good movie on Netflix recently called Boiling Point starring the excellent Stephen Graham as a stressed head chef. I'd recommend it to anyone who's interested to know what many chefs/kitchen staff have to go through.

    A teacher, a Gard, anything to do with security or a Community Service supervisor would also be a nightmare. I believe you need a certain type of tough personality for those jobs. I certainly don't have that personality. After one day of having to deal with sneering bullies and entitled nasty scrotes I would be wanting to top myself.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,217 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I worked in one back in the early 90s when there wasn't much work and I'm not someone who was going to sit at home on the dole.

    Its hard work though and the pay isn't great, its mostly Brazilians working in them now.



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  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Call / "contact" centre Tech support for non computer savvy with in warranty machines with onsite live call-out policy when the problem can be solved over the phone. The types who should not be given a computer.



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    I’d imagine any public facing job would absolute hell



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    I pretty much agree with everything you said

    I'm not squeamish or mentally weak, but jaysus, I know myself. I'd be destroyed if a kid was involved. Couldn't get over that. Once I'd be done.

    Office job, meh. I prefer to work from home. Get more done. I look at my pay compared to my future wife's pay. Makes no sense to me. I make money for the company, they do something important and are paid crap.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭The DayDream


    Any job where you have to deal with old people.

    My last job we had a lot of elderly customers and they were the most miserable, entitled, grumpy pain in the arse whingebags. They talk about young people having no respect - they have no qualms with being rude, way more than any other category of person i dealt with. I know being old must suck but that doesn't give you the right to be abusive and make everyone else miserable, we're all just trying to get through the day. And I'm not a teenager I'm in my 30s.

    I was required to kiss their arse and treat them like royalty and it was still never good enough. They get confused and angry at the drop of a hat and of course management blame the employee then if aul Seamus took the hump and didn't buy anything. Especially the men of the older generation are so disrespectful to workers at times, the amount of times they would come into buy something then they act like you're trying to rob them when you give them the price of anything even though many of them have plenty of dosh. Another common thing is just grunting or ignoring you completely.

    Had to leave it finally as I was literally hoping for another pandemic to wipe the whole lot of them out for good. I swear to God I will never be like that in my later years.



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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    And also like Boiling Point, an excellent American series called The Bear (Disney Plus) - about a chef trying to rebuild his brother's restaurant. Not even a fancy eatery, just a hot sandwich place. The stress alone from just watching it... oh my god. Nightmare.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    Loved dealing with older people. Just need to know how to deal with them. "Go away with yourself young one. We'll sort it out" done!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Donald Trumps PR guy! Imagine waking up every morning to check social media to see what the mad bas**rd posted overnight! Stress!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Count Dracula


    I would say being any sort of an internal Organ or Transplant surgeon is an absolute hooooer. No thanks.

    Even after you have survived the 10,000 semen rat race, 7 or so Leaving cert A's, 7 Years at med school etc etc - if you haven't got dexterous fingers you are finished. Then after all that you have to perform marathon surgeries on people you barely know, get it absolutely right ( or you're finished ) every single time pretty much?

    They deserve every cent and penny they earn, taxing them is a shame all said, cheeky wry grin face.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 224 ✭✭Max H


    Gynaecologist, ill say no more



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,615 ✭✭✭straight


    Politician would be fair bad but I guess if you had a huge ego you could handle it.

    Teaching would be too mind numbing and boring. Imagine finally getting out of school, turning around and heading back in. 30 years later you are still regurgitating the same crap you learned when you were in school.

    Most 39 hour weeks are dead end jobs really unless you keep changing roles.

    Anything with a commute over 20 mins isn't worth it but you don't realise that until you stop commuting.

    Self employed is the way to go if you can handle the commitment of it....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,238 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    In my opinion, I believe most people don't reveal what they really think about their job and that's people don't give a ****.

    A Gardai could arrest the same man 5 times over 5 days. Doesn't care. Its '9 to 5'. Just a job.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,714 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I posted in another thread a long time ago about a man who would come into a pub I worked in . I got on well with him ,but still knew when to back off. He was a trauma surgeon. Pressure !!!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    I dunno. I think some do care.

    Like all jobs, we can all get frustrated. I know I do.

    But my job doesn't involve serious potential violence and calling to mammy/daddy doors



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,022 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    Same, I deal with older people often while working, I think they are great, they always pay you and never have a problem with the price etc and just have a relaxed way about them and love a chat.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    Exactly. Don't get me wrong there are pricks of every age, but I find older people easier to deal with. Yeah, a few minutes extra on the phone, but so what.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 857 ✭✭✭French Toast


    Secondary teaching. More and more young people being reared by iPads and YouTube.

    Give it another 5 years and you haven't a prayer of capturing a 13 year old's attention with a whiteboard and a few markers.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,144 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I'm amazed care assistants haven't been mentioned yet. The pay is barely more than minimum wage if you're lucky, and I can scarcely imagine the emotional toll of getting to know so many residents only for them to die...and that was before Covid.

    And don't get me started on the gross parts of the job, or travelling care assistants. I had to help a relative fill out mileage sheets every month, and off the top of my head, maybe half of the days involved over 200km of driving.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,022 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    Most people who die in Nursing homes are elderly, 80's, 90's over 100 etc its just a part of life that we die when we get to that age, im sure the care assistants know this and don't take it so bad when they pass away.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    A nurse in a hospice or childrens hospital. Dont no how they do it. You would realy need to be very mentally strong to be dealing with sick or dying kids on a daily basis. I have the highest admiration and respect for those nurses all the same.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭taylor3


    Cleaning toilets 🤢 Just last week I was in Arnotts in Dublin for a bit of Christmas shopping, went into the ladies to use the facilities. One cubicle that was empty I walked into and as I always do I looked down the toilet ☹ walked straight back out and rejoined her queue. It was disgusting I honestly couldn't cope with it.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,804 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Yeah, the nursing home carers / staff see off literally hundreds of people over their career if it’s anyway long.

    im sure there is some degree of sadness at the time but I imagine it doesn’t stay all that long… there will be somebody else occupying the clients room / bed in no time…. They have to get on helping them.

    A friends wife works in a care home on the front desk. She was saying it pretty strange how fast you get accustomed to the conveyor belt of one out, one in… and seeing sadness, despair… chatting with a well enough client of a Monday and by Friday they are in the morgue.



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