Naughty things you know you shouldn’t do but still do

Ingenious!

I just do that sort of stuff in front of them. They kinda expect it.

Extra marks for not actually liking the topping but doing it anyways!

I do actually tend to have something in reserve though. So not a complete gobshite.

You should try the new ire sustaining diet. It's delicious.

Your sister OP

I hope you put it in the bin and not down the loo. It causes all sorts of terrible problems in the sewerage.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

I'm sure the vast majority of people would just wash their hands immediately afterwards, as they do anyway.

What an odd question.

Ah. Well I don't know about that poster but I tend not to cook, handle things or touch other people with my asshole (unless they're very lucky) so I'm not sure I'm really seeing the equivalency there.

I don't get the obsession with anus washing post bowel movement. Unless you're suffering with a severe dose of the shíts, the remnants of a relatively solid excretion should be easily wiped clean with a bog standard bog roll.

There must be a lot of people going around with the anal equivalent of a child's face after scoffing a 99 ice cream.

Curse them like the divil they are!

Using a splodge of this stuff from tesco (or more expensive Johnson and Johnson equivalent etc) on regular toilet paper is cheaper than baby wipes, same effect, and doesn't clog the loo.

I thoroughly deserve that. My immediate thought after posting was "what have I done?"

I should have listened to Mater " Arr, young Nickerlass, off you go and play on the street, and its ok to play with the big boys. Just don't try to compete with them. It'll only end in tears."

In order to remain on topic, I'll just add that my naughty secret is

How fcuking smelly is your arse????

Wipes. Don't. Get. Flushed.

End of.

Who wipes their arse with a baby?