French or Polish

Same here. I read "French polish"

I thought it was something to do with manicures

Hedge your bets and go with a German:

OP, you could always go for the one that you like the best, radical stuff, I know.

Depends on whether you just want to be French kissed or have your knob Polished

Don't mention the war

Who has the bigger ... eh ... personality ?

You left an extra word there so I fixed it for you

You could always text both to confirm their vital stats first in advance

Of course. It's just that we happen to all coincidentally find that all less attractive have terrible personalities and all hot young wans have ideal personalities. Coincidence like.

He didn't want to post publicly so PM'd me to respond to you on his behalf.

He says he's flattered and open to it but it depends on the size of your lad and wants to know who you have in mind for the third

Oh Donald , dinner first ?

Date them both OP - there aren't enough men keeping the tradition of the "secret 2nd family" alive. You have to carry the torch

I like a French manicure myself :)