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  • #512
    hey bucko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭hey bucko


    lose the run of themselves whenever.....


  • #513
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    they see nepalian goats.

    Meanwhile Ryo's mother got a phone call from Elton John who said...


  • #514
    Paddy20
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    "Can you help me, but I can not decide which sex I am, and can I have a large ...


  • #515
    GoneShootin
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    "wad of cash with your name on it. You have three lifelines to guess my gender."

    Ryo's mother decided to use...


  • #516
    Kold
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    Viagra because...


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  • #517
    Jim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    of a childhood accident which involved


  • #518
    [Deleted User]
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    goats cheese curdled in...


  • #519
    quank
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    fresh bat droppings


  • #520
    Éomer of Rohan
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    fed to them with castrol (no not castor oil, castrol!) which caused them to...


  • #521
    Paddy20
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    become extremely smelly, an aphrodisiacal aroma that seriously began to effect....


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  • #522
    Vader
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    the balance of the force, which in lay mans terms means


  • #523
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    that women drop their panties and...


  • #524
    Paddy20
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    lustily grab hold of the nearest...


  • #525
    [Deleted User]
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    cactus.

    This made headline news in the...


  • #526
    Vader
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    Jedi Knight, Luckily their is a couple on boards and they are recruiting for........


  • #527
    [Deleted User]
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    elephants as transport for an expedition to...


  • #528
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    Nepal. On other news in the Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker was mercilessly...


  • #529
    Paddy20
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    thrown in to the new jedi forum kingdom on...


  • #530
    Éomer of Rohan
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    Endor with furry little sex mad creatures which love to...


  • #531
    [Deleted User]
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    please Ryo's mom, who decided that Luke skywalker needed a good...


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  • #532
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    royal rumpty which in her native tongue actually means...


  • #533
    [Deleted User]
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    having your pipes cleaned out.
    But this meant that she had to...


  • #534
    Stormfox1020
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    suck a fair bit of...


  • #535
    [Deleted User]
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    Orangeroosters lolly pops which were made of candy.
    All of a sudden a camel, a goat and two lepracauns arrived singing...


  • #536
    orangerooster
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    ballads about ryos mother and were promptly struct down by....


  • #537
    Vader
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    by stray bullets from an LNA feud. The 2 mods of that forum began a turf war earlier in this thread over........


  • #538
    Paddy20
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    whether batmans tights or strange womens panties were...


  • #539
    Vader
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    more likely to turn up in orangeroosters sock drawer after a night.........


  • #540
    Paddy20
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    out drinking martian stingers with ...


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  • #541
    quank
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    santa claus because he was down in the dumps when....


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