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I ended up in a sex club last night...

  • 05-03-2022 09:31PM
    #1
    Liberty_Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 823 ✭✭✭


    Went out boozing here in France where I am for the weekend . So after drowning myself in the local vino, I looked online and found a place off a little side street. Not me first rodeo but these European lads are so laid back in their approach to sex that they are practically horizontal. It was 10 quid in and you are in the nip but have a balaclava (kind of quipped that being Irish I'd have brought me own if I had known). What shocked me...there was no alcohol served! The rooms were bathed in a red light. Cubicles laid out with leather beds (sure a wipe of a Jay cloth and bit o bleach spray and you won't stick). I had a pull on a fag (smoke before you go all woke on me). Descending the stairs was a dungeon ...sling, chains you name it. Eyes widening in the dark standing at the door being a voyeur.

    Sleazy, sexy, seductive


    But seriously...not serving alcohol??



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