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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,065 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    time up... goodbye caller



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    a Susanna Reid moment:

    "...she beat them off..."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,216 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Beat them off. Well done, well done.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    fair sound of her to beat off the muggers. they would not have expected that



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭golondrinas




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,513 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    And the big strapping lad jumped in the canal, big girls blouse is right



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    No Joe tomarra.

    Excellent.



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    He suddenly realises he’s got another holiday tomorrow!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,183 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Jesus the budget might be more enthralling than that 75 minutes of incoherent nonsense

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    Joe realising hes not working tomorrow, big lie in for the lads



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Aungus rushes in to the studio to swing de thurible and reconsecrate Joe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,578 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    probably gutted he didn't let Damo take the wheels today and have a 4 day weekend!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    a relative of fungus looking very downcast these days by all accounts



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    De terrible thurible of Santiago de Compostela, he swings it to a Christy Hennessy choone.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Pets of the pandemic:

    Murphy

    Brando

    Buttsy

    Topsy (A rabbit)

    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

    Bailey

    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

    Snuggie - dognapped

    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

    Johnny O - A boat

    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

    Ruby - sits in the foire engine

    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

    Dukey Dog?

    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

    Benji Senior (Josh)

    Taz - The CPR chiwawa

    Holly - cat

    Oisin- an madra marabh

    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

    An unnamed rat the size of a small car

    Princess - dog (what's his name)

    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

    Annabel- 35 year old donkey

    Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

    Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

    Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

    Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

    German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

    Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

    De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

    Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

    Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

    Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

    Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

    Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

    False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

    Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

    Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

    Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

    Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

    6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

    Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

    Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

    Lynx- mystery dog

    Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

    Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

    Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

    Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

    A spooky horse

    A tallish kind of running dog

    June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

    Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

    Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

    Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

    Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

    Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

    Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

    Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,448 ✭✭✭✭Sadb


    1 do ghyyjuyji



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    I might add pets of de pandemic as a CSS project to my budding webpages.



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  • Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It is easy, yet dangerous and unwise to underestimate just how important this list will be when the history books are written for 2020/2021.



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


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  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


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    Fungus singing as he swings out of de rafters, so to speak



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What time do de graveyards open tomorra for de pubalic?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,183 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Joe & family spotted out early this morning on a graveyard excursion, taking advantage of an extra day off so to speak 😏

    GraveyardTour-975x1024.jpg


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭avfc1874




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    That guy on yesterday who jumped into the canal was just a big wind up merchant, allegedly he does it the whole time on his twitter



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Story is in de Indo too.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    i feckin knew it was fake lol wat did de water taste like ffs



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