Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

CH3OH

time up... goodbye caller

dvcireland

a Susanna Reid moment:

"...she beat them off..."

DoctorEdgeWild

Beat them off. Well done, well done.

2smiggy

fair sound of her to beat off the muggers. they would not have expected that

dvcireland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004963#Comment_118004963

was there a happy ending

golondrinas

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004958#Comment_118004958

Using two fellas from the bus stop.

fritzelly

And the big strapping lad jumped in the canal, big girls blouse is right

Dan Jaman

No Joe tomarra.

Excellent.

He suddenly realises he’s got another holiday tomorrow!

Dempo1

Jesus the budget might be more enthralling than that 75 minutes of incoherent nonsense

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004969#Comment_118004969

Backwards by all accounts.

bmorrissey

Joe realising hes not working tomorrow, big lie in for the lads

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004975#Comment_118004975

I’d say he fell in, more like.

withless

Aungus rushes in to the studio to swing de thurible and reconsecrate Joe.

leath_dub

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004977#Comment_118004977

probably gutted he didn't let Damo take the wheels today and have a 4 day weekend!

dvcireland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004986#Comment_118004986

a relative of fungus looking very downcast these days by all accounts

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004986#Comment_118004986

De terrible thurible of Santiago de Compostela, he swings it to a Christy Hennessy choone.

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Sadb

1 do ghyyjuyji

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118005366#Comment_118005366

I might add pets of de pandemic as a CSS project to my budding webpages.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118005366#Comment_118005366

It is easy, yet dangerous and unwise to underestimate just how important this list will be when the history books are written for 2020/2021.

RTS Web design ltd.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004986#Comment_118004986

Fungus singing as he swings out of de rafters, so to speak

Atlantic Dawn

What time do de graveyards open tomorra for de pubalic?

Dempo1

Joe & family spotted out early this morning on a graveyard excursion, taking advantage of an extra day off so to speak 😏

avfc1874

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118007895#Comment_118007895

That made me laugh. Funny but true

bmorrissey

That guy on yesterday who jumped into the canal was just a big wind up merchant, allegedly he does it the whole time on his twitter

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118008166#Comment_118008166

Joe won't like that !!!

withless

Story is in de Indo too.

thecretinhop

i feckin knew it was fake lol wat did de water taste like ffs