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Filthy interpretations of song lyrics when you first heard them

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10-09-2021 10:45am

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Some James Blunt number

"Those 3 wise men, they got a semi by the sea"
Explains itself.
And yes it is low-brow Friday, i tip my hat good sir

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#2 10-09-2021 10:49am
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"Going down on the old man" - Van Morrison, Brown Eyed Girl.

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#3 10-09-2021 11:01am
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The Scissor Sisters. In "I don't feel like dancing" there's a lyric that I thought was "I'm gonna tear the hole that makes you mine". I'm gonna tell the whole world you're mine ! . My version is better

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#4 10-09-2021 11:04am
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Atomic Kitten, "You can lick my hole again", you can make me whole again.

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#5 10-09-2021 12:22pm
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Aerosmith - love in elevator
"Livin it up when I'm going down"

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#6 10-09-2021 1:27pm
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Rain. On. Me.

Clearly a request for a golden shower.

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#7 10-09-2021 1:39pm
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https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117871916#Comment_117871916

i thought this was about mistaken song lyrics?

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#8 10-09-2021 1:42pm
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oooh ooh oooh ooh oooh oooh do a sht for me.
Oooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh do a sht for you, just like lovers do.

maroon 5.
Or should that be maroon 2.

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#9 10-09-2021 1:45pm
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https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117872231#Comment_117872231

Probably is. But it's a good lyric didn't think anyone would get too hot n bothered about it.

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#10 10-09-2021 1:47pm
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Finger in her bum

finger and her thumb... in the shape of a L on her forehead

Smashmouth Allstar

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#11 10-09-2021 3:03pm
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"All the boys think she's a SPA, she's got Bette Davis eyes."

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#12 10-09-2021 3:06pm
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The Sugarbabes, Push the Button. The way the lyric "If you're ready for me boy" is sung to sound like "If you're ready f**k me boy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8&t=60s

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#13 10-09-2021 3:12pm
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Like I'm going to listen to that video.

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#14 10-09-2021 3:14pm
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"Cum in my hair" - Man I feel like a woman, Shania Twain
Even knowing it`s "Colour in my hair", it still sounds like it.

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#15 10-09-2021 3:59pm
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From OP. "Those 3 wise men, they got a semi by the sea"
Must have been low tide.

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#16 11-09-2021 11:44am
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https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117871916#Comment_117871916

That's not really open to impersonation

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#17 11-09-2021 11:49am
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Atomic Kitten, "you're in the wrong hole again.".

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#18 12-09-2021 1:49pm
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Tori Amos Professional Widow, but that's not just me. if you've heard it you'll know it gradually starts to sound like "he's got a big d**k".

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#19 12-09-2021 1:53pm
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Also sounds like "scabby bitch"

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