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Near Misses Volume 2 (So close you can feel it)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,277 ✭✭✭km991148


    We have Guardians of the Peace (An Garda Síochána)

    Otherwise known as "Ireland's national police and security service" - but still technically wrong to talk about 'A' police car (even although the care would belong to an organisation that are responsible for policing..)..
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭Drake66


    MojoMaker wrote: »
    How did he respond when you addressed his behaviour?

    I didn't bother to be honest. He seemed like an aggressive sort and I didn't want to spoil my ride with an argument
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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 25,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Drake66 wrote: »
    Yesterday at the church in shankill I took primary position from the pedestrian lights because I was turning right up ahead at the roundabout towards the village. Some fella raced up behind me and then sat on the car horn from there and all around the roundabout. He then bullied his way past me on shankill main street.

    I ended up catching up with him at the Bray roundabout so his antics didn't have any impact on his journey time. Some lunatics out there.

    I get so much hassle going through Shankill, I do wonder would the motorway be a safer option. Between overtakes with oncoming traffic, overtakes up the short hill before the roundabout, pulling out in front of me on the roundabout, no one knowing how to indicate, overtaking coming up to one of those islands even though the only space in front is what I like to refer to as braking distance to the car in front. Same as you, its rare you don't catch them in Bray or before the N11.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,400 ✭✭✭07Lapierre


    MojoMaker wrote: »
    I know, it can be difficult.

    But this way, the chap has learned nothing and likely will not change his behaviour one whit. So now it's someone else's problem. The next cyclist's I guess.

    Why are you assuming the motorist is unaware of the ROTR? the chances are the motorist was just being an ass and knew exactly what he was doing and wanted to intimidate the cyclist to get out of his way.

    In my view their is little to be gained from challenging these guys.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,684 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    07Lapierre wrote: »
    Why are you assuming the motorist is unaware of the ROTR? the chances are the motorist was just being an ass and knew exactly what he was doing and wanted to intimidate the cyclist to get out of his way.

    In my view their is little to be gained from challenging these guys.

    I agree that the motorists most likely knew exactly what he was doing.

    I disagree that there is little to be gained. It's a form of bullying, and standing up to bullies makes things harder for them next time. Even if you get no sensible response from them this time, they are less likely to repeat the assh0le behaviour if they have been challenged on it, one way or other.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭Steoller


    Had one on Thursday 7th, and couldn't comment until the migration was over.

    There was a lot to get angry about with it. Not just the needlessness of it, not just the danger I was put in, nor my poor reaction to it, nor the fact that this guy works in the same place as me and could do what he did surrounded by the same constant exhortations to 'safety culture' as I am.

    It was all that and I forgot to run my cameras that morning.

    Last leg of my journey to work, I come off the cycle path and join the road just after the roundabout here. There's no street view of the new road layout, so for those who don't know, there are two lanes off the roundabout to the traffic lights at the next junction; the left lane goes straight to maynooth, the right lane splits into two right-turning lanes to enter the industrial campus. I am going to the industrial campus.

    I check the roundabout approaches and join the road when it's clear, then enter the right turning lane, and stay in it when it becomes the central lane. The lights ahead are red for turning right, but green for straight. There is one car stopped at the red filter in the central lane ahead of me. There is a completely clear lane to the left of me. There is a completely clear lane to the right of me. The central lane is empty for 180m between me and the car at red light.

    All that space and what does our hero do?

    Pulls in on top of me from the left like he was going to drive through me.

    It was like I wasn't there. I saw red.

    A man in a white pickup in the left lane, slowed down with the window down shaking his head and said something to me but I didn't hear it - he seemed shocked - but I waved him on.

    I caught up with our hero and I broke my rule about not engaging. I was ready to climb through his passenger window. I stopped before I touched his car, and tapped my bright green helmet instead, saying "could you not f**kin' see me?". He rolled down the window, looking puzzled, and I had a second to calm myself, and said "there was no need to do what you did, you had a clear lane there, and plenty of room ahead of me to pass-" when he interrupted "You shouldn't be there, you should be-" at which point the light changed green, he pulled off and I never found out where I should have been.

    So I called him a dozy c*nt and left it at that.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Ferris


    Full gambit here from Tuesday. Crossing a solid white line into oncoming traffic and passing too close. I hit the rear wing with the flat of my hand so she took umbrage and brake checked me. Up the road she wanted my name to report me to the Guards for 'kicking' her car. Seriously thinking of reporting this one

    Anyway, enjoy...


    I have another two from yesterday on the camera too. Must be the weather.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Up in donegal at the moment and getting in a few spins in - staying off the main roads because they're narrow and motorway speeds are common place. My god the driving up here is crazy. Anyway myself and my 14 year old son went out for a spin on some of the local R roads which are quiter. We had an elderly lady come against us on a single track road at speed- she didn't even ease off, forcing us into the ditch. She was oblivious to us.

    But that was topped by what I can only describe as a horrific close pass on a narrow bridge on the N56 near falcarragh. We had to use a few hundred meters of this to get across to the next R road. A van passed us on a continuous white line into traffic at the start of the bridge. I was aware of another car behind us and knowing he had no chance of making a safe overtake, I stayed out and beckoned to him to wait - we were on the bridge at this stage and there's a blind sharp corner ahead - but he steamed on through. The car coming against us had to stop and the overtaking car swerved back in abruptly, almost clipping my son in front. It all happened so fast I didn't get a reg plate and didn't have my bike camera with me. A horrible experience

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 stones81


    On the N81 just after brittas this morning some clown decided to over take small group if hadn't off slowed down he would of hit me head on or had to take out the group have a cheap dash cam hopefully I'll be able to pull the video from it

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,609 ✭✭✭BoardsMember


    Glad you're both safe. Maybe leave the spins until you get back home? Or leave the son at home, doesn't seem worth it.

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,277 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    was he driving a ten to fifteen year old passat with a nurburgring sticker on the back?

    (as an aside, i was out yesterday evening and it was quite noticeable, the amount of modified passats, BMWs, etc. out on the road. motorists probably out for a drive in the good weather)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,684 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    I love it when you catch up with those guys at the next lights and ask them politely WTF they were on about, and watch them splutter and flap around.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Wildly Boaring


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,277 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    had what may have been a really close one tonight. southbound on the R130 (about 5 or 6km south of garristown) and as i'm approaching sam dennigan's (which is a big fruit and veg distribution centre) a car passed and pretty much instantaneously indicated left, probably 10m from the entrance to the place. if he'd actually taken the left into dennigan's, i doubt i'd have had any time to do anything except plaster myself into the side of his car; according to strava i was doing somwhere between 35 and 37km/h. as it was, i think he copped 'oh ****, i just passed a cyclist', and drove straight past it (indicator still flashing). he floored it, and only about half a kilometre later i passed him doing a 180 at the next junction.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭Steoller


    Once you get past Ardee heading north, all bets are off.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Wildly Boaring


    A mate of mine cycles substantial sections of the N2, anywhere between ashbourne and carrickmacross, regularly.

    Personally I think he's insane. Especially with the nearby options all the way along

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,277 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    i drove to wicklow and back on saturday. i was surprised at the number of cyclists on the N11 between coyne's cross and kilpedder.

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  • Posts: 15,661 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vintage Seth potty mouth 😀

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭Steoller


    In fairness, there is a limited, but rich vocabulary that is applicable to that situation. So you're just being efficient.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,684 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    You reckon he should have moved further out to make it more obvious to the oncoming vehicle that they needed to stop?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,479 ✭✭✭DaveyDave


    The obstruction is on the motorist's side, not a whole lot to disagree with there.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭tnegun


    Bit of a childish one from me today, I was driving out of Maynooth and there's 500m of bad bends before Carton. There were 3 cyclists and a taxi ahead of me. The taxi was on their rear wheel itching to push past but the guys held the lane and he had to wait for 30 seconds to pass he blew them out of it when passing gesticulating out the window at them to move in and I saw red. I passed them safely and caught up to him doing 55 in a 80 he had his window down so when it was clear and safe I started to pass him once I drew along side I blew the horn he nearly jumped out of his seat 🤣. I completed the move and returned his gesticulations well he lost his reason blowing the horn and making more gestures and flashing lights. He must have gotten some fright as he had his high beams and hazards on until I turned off. It was a bit silly of me but it did feel good to be able to return after being on the receiving end so many times!

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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 25,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    I had two people do this last night, I was slowing for the red light (I was actually catching up with the car in front until the light went red and I let off the gas). Guy beside me gave space but he couldn't even get past before we had to stop for the red light. I don't think he even understood how pointless/stupid the manoeuvre was.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,684 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Lookit, don't be cycling on the runway, that's never going to end well.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭Jeremy Sproket


    I found a company that does custom HiVis jackets. I copy and pasted the Garda logo from a Garda jacket and changed it to GRADEA

    Would anyone here chance their arm using it? What would the consequences be? The Gardaí would have to prove your intent to impersonate.

    What about GADRA (sic)?

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,277 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    there is a genuine organisation called gadra, but i think it'd be a bit of a push to make it look like a garda vest.

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  • Posts: 15,661 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I often thought of what would happen if you had a flashing blue LED light on the front (you can get them). Dodgy overtake and hit the button to switch it on...... there's a you tube channel in the making there if there isn't already 😂

    "Why did you stop?"

    "You pulled me over"

    "I'm not the Gardaí fool"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Wildly Boaring


    The van's reversing lights come on at the end.... doubt it ended in agreement

    Also the yellow regs have been obvious in their piss poor driving lately.

    (I appreciate that the white regs reciprocate north of the border)

    There's a 3 series goes from m1 at duleek to leixlip/maynooth couple mornings a week with an absolute death wish

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,277 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    i usually found them worse in the evenings, i.e. when they're on their way home, probably after a day on a site here somewhere.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭tnegun


    What a shocking junction yet another case where the presence of a painted lane actually makes things worse.

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