Even more adverts you despise

crooked cockney villain · 30-05-2021 07:04PM

There's a shorter, edited version of this ad for Zalondo currently on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklMEpmR1G4

I haven't the faintest idea WTF any of this hodge podge of random fat yokes is meant to be about.

Zalondo amazes me, its stuff is staggeringly more expensive than the high street (like all online retailers, really)

whisky_galore · 30-05-2021 08:29PM

glenfieldman wrote: »

Thats a bit harsh, he is hardly in the African version of Billy Barry

I might have believed it if I believed the "honest" folks running our charities....

sligeach · 30-05-2021 11:19PM

The Fairy ads with that talentless reality model. I don't care about you, your talentless reality husband or your kid. Mission unaccomplished. I won't be buying any of your products Fairy.

CoBo55 · 30-05-2021 11:32PM

sligeach wrote: »

The Fairy ads with that talentless reality model. I don't care about you, your talentless reality husband or your kid. Mission unaccomplished. I won't be buying any of your products Fairy.

The new babby doesn't even have a name in this Ad, Theodore got mentioned in the last one.

HBC08 · 31-05-2021 12:11PM

crooked cockney villain wrote: »

There's a shorter, edited version of this ad for Zalondo currently on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklMEpmR1G4

I haven't the faintest idea WTF any of this hodge podge of random fat yokes is meant to be about.

Zalondo amazes me, its stuff is staggeringly more expensive than the high street (like all online retailers, really)

Haha! I spotted Mel B from Boselecta in there.

pauliebdub · 31-05-2021 01:13PM

All that fandango wrote: »

Can anyone explain what is going on in the Heinekan ad? Why does the woman slam the door and have the taxi drive off on her boyfriend? And the 2 lads on the couch?

It's implied that they're gay at the start of the ad as one has his arms on the back of the couch behind the red haired lad, but they don't go any further than just mates watching a tense match to avoid being too gay so as to avoid offending anyone watching.

The woman and her English boyfriend are also very annoying. Who would drive off in a taxi and leave her other half behind?

Pussyhands · 31-05-2021 01:14PM

pauliebdub wrote: »

It's implied that they're gay at the start of the ad as one has his arms on the back of the couch behind the red haired lad, but they don't go any further than just mates watching a tense match to avoid being too gay so as to avoid offending anyone watching.

The woman and her English boyfriend are also very annoying. Who would drive off in a taxi and leave her other half behind?

The ad also ends with "they're the perfect match...until the match"

So wtf were they watching in the pub???

31-05-2021 01:34PM

There's a number of ads on that drive me to mute when any ads come on.

Eirgrid, butchering of Message in a Bottle by The Police.
"Ma, can I have this?". It seems to be on every ad break. The last time it came on my dad said "Just let the wee hoor starve".
The TK Maxx add with the auld wan and her Pinapple Sunset nail polish.

31-05-2021 07:55PM

The " hugely talented" Lucy Kennedy is pushing her " fantastic" new show......' I got a puppy'...... looks really bad.....all these animal shows have been done to death

crooked cockney villain · 31-05-2021 08:40PM

Deleted User wrote: »

There's a number of ads on that drive me to mute when any ads come on.

Eirgrid, butchering of Message in a Bottle by The Police.
.

There seems to be a trend for awful, acapella/ minimalist piano covers by a female vocalist lately.

500 Miles by the Proclaimers, on the Barrys Tea ad being one.

jpm4 · 31-05-2021 09:49PM

crooked cockney villain wrote: »

There seems to be a trend for awful, acapella/ minimalist piano covers by a female vocalist lately.

500 Miles by the Proclaimers, on the Barrys Tea ad being one.

Yep and there was a similar version of 500 miles used in a Viagra ad recently too.

jpm4 · 31-05-2021 09:57PM

That ****ing virgin broadband ad, it's as if they deliberately made everything about it annoying as possible:

The mopey, depressing look on the woman's face.
The awkward jigging along to the Dephece Mode song
Irritating future scenarios
It never seems to end
Constantly asking "what about the future?" Nobody wants to think about the ****ing future for Christ's sake! The future means more bills followed by death.

NoLuckLarry · 01-06-2021 08:57AM

jpm4 wrote: »

Yep and there was a similar version of 500 miles used in a Viagra ad recently too.

How you gonna walk 500 miles after popping Viagra?

lapua20grain · 01-06-2021 09:20AM

NoLuckLarry wrote: »

How you gonna walk 500 miles after popping Viagra?

Like a tripod

cms88 · 01-06-2021 09:23AM

The ones about cutting snacks. If there ever was an ad for not having kids that's it!

CoBo55 · 01-06-2021 09:40AM

NoLuckLarry wrote: »

How you gonna walk 500 miles after popping Viagra?

War of the worlds...

Apt8 · 01-06-2021 11:18AM

That Diet Coke ad sounds like a parody, the fact that one person wrote the song, and another person approved it for the ad is astounding.

01-06-2021 11:46AM

Apt8 wrote: »

That Diet Coke ad sounds like a parody, the fact that one person wrote the song, and another person approved it for the ad is astounding.

It's retro I assume. That jingle was used to advertise Diet Coke ads in the 80s and 90s.

ckeego · 01-06-2021 12:00PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It's retro I assume. That jingle was used to advertise Diet Coke ads in the 80s and 90s.

It’s retro?

It’s crap...

Elmo · 01-06-2021 12:54PM

ckeego wrote: »

It’s retro?

It’s crap...

which diet coke ad?

Drink what your mama gave you?

Where a twenty year old grew up in the 1980s and 1990s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DANLxEGPwj0

This is an diet coke ad from the late 80s early 1990s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpizkWEmg1g

Muahahaha · 01-06-2021 01:34PM

jpm4 wrote: »

That ****ing virgin broadband ad, it's as if they deliberately made everything about it annoying as possible:

The mopey, depressing look on the woman's face.
The awkward jigging along to the Dephece Mode song
Irritating future scenarios
It never seems to end
Constantly asking "what about the future?" Nobody wants to think about the ****ing future for Christ's sake! The future means more bills followed by death.

Its awful crap and easily the ad I most despise at the moment. And as you say it seems to go on for ages while we get three different scenarios with BROADBAND OPTIMISED. Its cheap, tacky and a right pain in the hoop.

01-06-2021 01:39PM

Ken Mc Carthy wrote: »

The " hugely talented" Lucy Kennedy is pushing her " fantastic" new show......' I got a puppy'...... looks really bad.....all these animal shows have been done to death

Theres a bit in the ad, which yes is on every 5 feckin minutes, where a dog barks, which sets my dog off barking every feckin time.

Immortal Starlight · 01-06-2021 04:03PM

If any words in an ad would turn me off watching a tv show those words are Lucy Kennedy.

HildaOgdenx · 01-06-2021 04:04PM

Immortal Starlight wrote: »

If any words in an ad would turn me off watching a tv show those words are Lucy Kennedy.

Amen to that.

ckeego · 01-06-2021 05:35PM

Elmo wrote: »

which diet coke ad?

Drink what your mama gave you?

Where a twenty year old grew up in the 1980s and 1990s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DANLxEGPwj0

This is an diet coke ad from the late 80s early 1990s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpizkWEmg1g

It’s neither of those ones!!

This crud here...

https://youtu.be/ReQTn8pMwko

Whestsidestory · 01-06-2021 06:08PM

I know it's a radio ad but wtf is the story with the guys accent for the Hyundai tousan ad

CoBo55 · 01-06-2021 07:08PM

ckeego wrote: »

It’s neither of those ones!!

This crud here... https://youtu.be/ReQTn8pMwko

I've never seen that one before, guess what? I don't want to see it again.

ckeego · 01-06-2021 07:25PM

CoBo55 wrote: »

I've never seen that one before, guess what? I don't want to see it again.

It’s bad, isn’t it?! To imagine what the marketing budget for Coca Cola is and they come up with that...

Elmo · 01-06-2021 07:28PM

ckeego wrote: »

It’s neither of those ones!!

This crud here... https://youtu.be/ReQTn8pMwko

Yep from 1984....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KafNjMGFZM

..... Just when certain stars are now in prison .... Diet Not So Woke

(Ah that joke is not working but you get what I am saying).

Elmo · 01-06-2021 09:20PM

Elmo wrote: »

Yep from 1984....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KafNjMGFZM

..... Just when certain stars are now in prison .... Diet Not So Woke

(Ah that joke is not working but you get what I am saying).

no you have me in a loop here Elton with is version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP30ph6jcHE

Paula Abdul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_Yjt9XYxo

Those are expensive looking ads.

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