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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #6692
    Kewreeuss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭Kewreeuss


    Ah now! Lucien is gorgeous.


  • #6693
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,961 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Kewreeuss wrote: »
    Ah now! Lucien is gorgeous.

    Absolute ****.


  • #6694
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,213 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Showing my age here, but "Lucien" reminds me of The Cramp Twins. :o As for "Vernon", that reminds me of Harry Potter's gammon uncle.


  • #6695
    banoffe2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 421 ✭✭banoffe2


    know a guy whose parents called him Myles, surname is Long


  • #6696
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,961 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Blakeley


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  • #6697
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Bono, Bowie, Jagger and Harley-Quinn were all born in Northern Ireland last year....:pac:

    https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0526/1224001-baby-names/


  • #6698
    Esho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Esho


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Bono, Bowie, Jagger and Harley-Quinn were all born in Northern Ireland last year....:pac:

    https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0526/1224001-baby-names/

    Best reason I've heard yet against reunification


  • #6699
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,149 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Lilibet :D


  • #6700
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Berinda

    God help that child ...


  • #6701
    honeyjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭honeyjo


    Dearlord and Godslove


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  • #6702
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Bono, Bowie, Jagger and Harley-Quinn were all born in Northern Ireland last year....:pac:

    https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0526/1224001-baby-names/

    Bono?!!?! :eek: Now thats just fcvkin cruel!


  • #6703
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    pah wrote: »
    "Looshna" phonetically speaking is still the worst I've heard

    Good God!:p


  • #6704
    Be right back
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Saint Leo and Thunder (bolt), twins born to Usain Bolt!!

    Poor kids...


  • #6705
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,924 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...


  • #6706
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,961 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Be right back wrote: »
    Saint Leo and Thunder (bolt), twins born to Usain Bolt!!

    Poor kids...

    He's Usain St. Leo Bolt, so at least there's some method in the madness.


  • #6707
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,961 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Strumms wrote: »
    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...

    Or an ancient Phoenician city as said by a normal person?


  • #6708
    Be right back
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭Be right back


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    He's Usain St. Leo Bolt, so at least there's some method in the madness.

    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!


  • #6709
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,961 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Be right back wrote: »
    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!

    Think he has a daughter with lightning in the name. Thunderbolt, lightning bolt etc. Daft as hell.

    Could have been worse in fairness. Could have been a Caleb or a Grayson.


  • #6710
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,924 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Or an ancient Phoenician city as said by a normal person?

    Sorry Carthage. ;)


  • #6711
    joebloggs32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭joebloggs32


    Strumms wrote: »
    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...

    There is a particular part of Offaly where the name is quite popular due to it being the name of a local saint.


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  • #6712
    Be right back
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Lisbon Lion, the name given to the son of an English TV doctor!! Poor kid.


  • #6713
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,946 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    Be right back wrote: »
    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!

    Think of the marketing possibilities when the kid is older, if he takes up sports


  • #6714
    stratowide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭stratowide


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Think he has a daughter with lightning in the name. Thunderbolt, lightning bolt etc. Daft as hell.

    Could have been worse in fairness. Could have been a Caleb or a Grayson.

    Very very frightening.


  • #6715
    Solli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Solli


    Dympna, that takes beating


  • #6716
    Solli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Solli


    Dympna, that takes beating


  • #6717
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,924 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Jasper


  • #6718
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,809 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Erc.

    Not Eric. Erc. Pronounced Urk.

    Wasn't a kid, was a man. But I'm fairly sure he was a kid at some stage.

    It's after St Erc of Cornwall who had a hermitage in Meath.

    Thanks Mum, you've named me after that last sound you make before you projectile vomit.


  • #6719
    donkeykong5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    Solli wrote: »
    Dympna, that takes beating

    That's actually a very spiritual name. Look it up if you have trouble trying to sleep at night.


  • #6720
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,837 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Lottie Ryan has called her new son "Wolf".

    To thine own self be true



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  • #6721
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭munster87


    donkeykong5 wrote: »
    That's actually a very spiritual name. Look it up if you have trouble trying to sleep at night.

    It’s your ma’s name isn’t it!?


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