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Audi A4: scumbag car

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  • 16-04-2021 5:51pm
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    Ubbquittious
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    How come these are so popular with scumbags?


    Every skanger in town seems to want a black A4 TDi. Slap on a sh1tty Chinese chrome exhaust from eBay and away you go. Did some famous drug dealer I don't know about used to own one and they're all vying to become more like said drug dealer?


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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
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    Go back to 2007 and type this about Glanzas.


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    TheQ_Man
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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Go back to 2007 and type this about Glanzas.

    And V-TEC Civics


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    TheQ_Man
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    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    How come these are so popular with scumbags?


    Every skanger in town seems to want a black A4 TDi. Slap on a sh1tty Chinese chrome exhaust from eBay and away you go. Did some famous drug dealer I don't know about used to own one and they're all vying to become more like said drug dealer?

    Passat’s as well


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    banie01
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    And Passat's...


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    handpref
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    banie01 wrote: »
    And Passat's...

    I think I’d add Passat CC’s to that along with 2015 or older 5 series and A6’s, usually in black or white...often found a meter or two from your rear bumper in heavy traffic on the M1 with nowhere to go in front.


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    Truckermal
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    banie01 wrote: »
    And Passat's...

    Whassats in Limerick..:pac:


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    Ubbquittious
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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Go back to 2007 and type this about Glanzas.




    Id need a DeLorean for that though


    How did the Glanza->A4 transition work? Two completely different types of car


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    mickdw
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    I think the young fellas move around in a game of chase with the insurance companies. When they all drive civics and the claims go up, insurers load civics.
    Then they moved to Boras, insurers got wise, then passat and A4.
    Of course they like tdi cause they can make them Boo.


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    bazz26
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    The transition to 4 doors probably came about due to a split in the condom event. Boras/Jettas/Passats and A4s were always big with the agri/felt spec culture.


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    mloc123
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    TheQ_Man wrote: »
    And V-TEC Civics

    I have seen a resurgence in vtec civics recently, the extra 10 years have not been kind to them... based on the sound of the screaming vtec


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    John_Rambo
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    This is funny, it's like dogs. Fine dogs, but dodgy owners. Fine cars, dodgy owners

    1970's Capris - German Shepards ("allers" for Alsaition)
    1980's Escorts - Doberman Pinchers
    1990's (early) Glanza's - Rothweilers
    1990's (later) Passats - Bull Terriers
    2000's Audi A4 - American bully's


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    Toyotafanboi
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    John_Rambo wrote: »
    1990's (early) Glanza's - Rothweilers

    Impressive when you consider the Glanza wasn't released until 1996. They really were ahead of their time :)


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    TheQ_Man
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    Toyotafanboi wrote: »
    Impressive when you consider the Glanza wasn't released until 1996. They really were ahead of their time :)

    He probably means a GT Turbo Starlet


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    LollipopJimmy
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    bazz26 wrote: »
    The transition to 4 doors probably came about due to a split in the condom event. Boras/Jettas/Passats and A4s were always big with the agri/felt spec culture.

    More doors for more whores according to a sticker I saw recently


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    TheQ_Man
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    mloc123 wrote: »
    I have seen a resurgence in vtec civics recently, the extra 10 years have not been kind to them... based on the sound of the screaming vtec

    They’re selling for silly money now


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    John_Rambo
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    Toyotafanboi wrote: »
    Impressive when you consider the Glanza wasn't released until 1996. They really were ahead of their time :)

    Amateur mistake :(


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    Toyotafanboi
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    TheQ_Man wrote: »
    He probably means a GT Turbo Starlet

    And when he said A4 he probably means Audi 80 :pac:


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    LollipopJimmy
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    TheQ_Man wrote: »
    He probably means a GT Turbo Starlet

    Or 'Starbo'


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    McCrack
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    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Id need a DeLorean for that though


    How did the Glanza->A4 transition work? Two completely different types of car

    I think the irony is lost on you


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    frozenfrozen
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    LollipopJimmy wrote: »
    Or 'Starbo'

    Or Turlet


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    John_Rambo
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    TheQ_Man wrote: »
    He probably means a GT Turbo Starlet
    LollipopJimmy wrote: »
    Or 'Starbo'

    That's exactly what I meant :o

    They were sort of cool though, the GT Turbo Starlet and the Glanzia, much cooler than the A4. At least they were different and unashamedly brash.


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    John_Rambo
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    Toyotafanboi wrote: »
    And when he said A4 he probably means Audi 80 :pac:

    Ah here!!!!!


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    Midnight_EG
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    Today's modern day scumbag car is the Golf R


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    Truckermal
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    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Today's modern day scumbag car is the Golf R

    With a 1.6 TDI Lump....


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Id need a DeLorean for that though


    How did the Glanza->A4 transition work? Two completely different types of car

    The people who drove Glanzas are in their 30’s and 40’s now. The people driving the VAG arsedragging ****boxes these days are in their 20’s plus I honestly believe they’re a different breed of scumbag these days.


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    i57dwun4yb1pt8
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    black golf or black passat usually for the knackbag usually no ?


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    tcawley29
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    Emory CoolS Caribou wrote: »
    black golf or black passat usually for the knackbag usually no ?

    From what I've seen color isn't usually too important. She just has to boo and be remapped.
    The blacker the back bumper the better


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    magicbastarder
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    the nurburgring sticker on the back of a 15 year old golf or passat TDi is a dead giveaway for people to avoid on the road.


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    mfceiling
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    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    How come these are so popular with scumbags?


    Every skanger in town seems to want a black A4 TDi. Slap on a sh1tty Chinese chrome exhaust from eBay and away you go. Did some famous drug dealer I don't know about used to own one and they're all vying to become more like said drug dealer?

    Must ask the father....he's 72 this year.


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    Vicxas
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    magicbastarder wrote: »
    the nurburgring sticker on the back of a 15 year old golf or passat TDi is a dead giveaway for people to avoid on the road.

    You're forgetting The CB radio antenna too


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