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1850 715815 : De Rile Line is Open Now!

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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Dere's no coming back from de lost limb"

    (Thread title potential)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    This womans story has frightened the bejasus outta me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,600 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Anything else you put in de mouth, caller?
    dvcireland wrote: »
    ffs shes needs a good ride
    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    A toyboy would keep her mind of the Curly Wurlies.
    gmisk wrote: »
    Is shoving someone in the "sally gap" slang for someone's arse?!?
    "You have a disfunctional relationship with food"
    "Yes Joe, I shagged a Snickers."

    One track minds on this thread.

    If youse were chocolate youse would eat yourself's methinks?

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    “No coming back from a lost limb”.....?


    They don’t regrow, Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    BPKS wrote: »
    Right I'm out to go for a walk, f-this

    Oh look at him with his 2 legs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,600 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    “No coming back from a lost limb”.....?


    They don’t regrow, Joe.

    Dead right you are on your last leg.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    “No coming back from a lost limb”.....?


    They don’t regrow, Joe.


    That would be axolotl of the human body.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    But has this woman ever been addicted to curly wurlys? It's worse than heroin....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Oh look at him with his 2 legs.


    The average number of legs is less than two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,332 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    I’d have thought she’s not hard enough on herself....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭john123470


    shearforce wrote: »
    have you ever opened a box of jaffa cakes and just ate the whole box with a mug of tea...I have and I'd say she has also

    It starts out all innocent with the Jaffas. Bfore you know it, youre scoffin pounds of chocolate at one sitting ... tryin to recreate that Jaffa feeling

    I was mugging young kids for their ice creams and chocolate treats. No shame. Rock bottom stuff

    I was choppin up chocolate bars and snorting them. Ate my way to skid row i did

    A sweet tooth left me with sweet F A


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    One track minds on this thread.

    If youse were chocolate youse would eat yourself's methinks?


    My suggestion was offering practical help. She should take up social dancing either.

    The bursted zip or split side seam on a dancing dress can be a booster for loosing a bit of weight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I think the opposite....she sounds like she isn't harsh enough on herself....

    She is clearly all or nothing on sweets, so it needs to be nothing for her. She can't moderate herself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,600 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    This woman (Emer) talking to Eileen should take her number. Sounds like she would be good for her.
    Fair play to her a kind considerate, practical woman.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I like Eileen......she likes to go “all the way”.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    They do say that a bar of Cadburys is as good as a ride.

    That's a load of nonsense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    What a fantasic caller for this show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    I saw a clip for 'my 600lbs life' on YouTube and one of the people on it said that she was told by her mother when growing up that every time she had a coke she should have a diet coke afterwards to cancelled out the first one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    This woman is far too positive....cut her off Joe!


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Would one say cop yourself on of your broke a leg, so to speak?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    mmhmm

    tenor.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,600 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    My suggestion was offering practical help. She should take up social dancing either.

    The bursted zip or split side seam on a dancing dress can be a booster for loosing a bit of weight.

    She has arthritis though I am not sure the dancing would suit.
    Swimming would be the job for her. But the pools are closed.

    I normally would not feel sorry for people who overeat. But Eileen seems to want to try and make an effort.Just needs the guidance.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    35.... a chisler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    I saw a clip for 'my 600lbs life' on YouTube and one of the people on it said that she was told by her mother when growing up that every time she had a coke she should have a diet coke afterwards to cancelled out the first one.
    My other half watches that.
    One of them lost a tonne of weight in fairness. But the absolute shiiiite they eat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    35 and lost a limb.
    FFS!
    I thought she was much older.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Would one say cop yourself on of your broke a leg, so to speak?
    It's like Jessie J saying she could relate to people who lost limbs because she broke a bone in her leg....
    Cringe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    gmisk wrote: »
    My other half watches that.
    One of them lost a tonne of weight in fairness. But the absolute shiiiite they eat!

    They are gas carachters but I fear the worst for the one that didn't loose the weight and is now watching her sister who lost weight have a baby etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I hope she can stick to the diet, 35 is very young to be losing limbs and toes !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,332 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    35 and lost a limb.
    FFS!
    I thought she was much older.

    So did I....thought she sounded young but by her story I would have thought she must have been in her mid to late 50s


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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She has arthritis though I am not sure the dancing would suit.
    Swimming would be the job for her. But the pools are closed.

    I normally would not feel sorry for people who overeat. But Eileen seems to want to try and make an effort.

    Lockdown has been extremely hard on people with eating issues in particular. No distractions.


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