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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    “Pulling at the curly wurly?...........lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    da curly wurly pulled out her teeth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Needs a psychologist,not Joe...

    Nothing new there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,235 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    There was a woman on 'Show me the money' the Eddie hobbes programme years ago and she had an addiction to 2l bottles if Coca Cola.

    I think she drank 5 or 6 bottles a day or maybe it was 10. Anyway over the course of the programme she cut it down to a glass or two a day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,260 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    Ask how his leg is caller ....


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes I often pull at a curly wurly.... they can be hard on de teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Dafuq is going on, I'm dreaming for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    “Pulling at the curly wurly?...........lol

    Strange image in my mind with that comment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,738 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Eileen sounds she is on the hard stuff - sweet wise.

    I am worried now that I am keen on those nice cheap minty sweets from Lidl.
    Are those minty sweets 'gateway' sweets? :eek:

    Any time I see polo mints I have a chuckle thinking of yer man from years ago on Liveline who started smoking aged 7, gave them up 50 years later with the help of eating 20 packets a day of Polo Mince as he called them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Normal One


    This cannot be serious. Pissing myself here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    CDM

    Joe's favorite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭phonypony


    Pulling so hard on her Curly Wurly, she knocked a tooth out


  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    diabetes could be an issue for this woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "Curallly wurallly"

    I do love one of them to..they are under 100 calories so have one and chill out, if you are eating too much stop....drink some water...have some fruit...a healthy snack....this is a 66 year old woman...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    cadburys chocolate crumb starts off life in rathmore KERRY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Ring Joe said de Doctor and charged me 60 notes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,235 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    Is that Sr.Assumpta


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Anything else you put in de mouth, caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,738 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    FFS I have a right craving for a 99 now.

    Thanks missus


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭snickers


    She’s been doing lines of sherbet dip .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,600 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Would Joe not recommend a bit of exercise foe Eileen? Woman in her 60's. Find a hill walk strenuously up it?
    Drink water when feel like chocolate and fill her stomach up?

    Cant' walk with bad hips poor woman is snookered.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ffs shes needs a good ride


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    So she just eats a load of rubbish?! Can't understand why she is heavy.

    Not willing to read books etc....feck her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Joe is avoiding asking her the obvious question - What does she weigh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    snickers wrote: »
    She’s been doing lines of sherbet dip .
    gerry ryan loved them along with mayonaise and cream cakes


  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    imagine sitting in a taxi after landing in the country and hearing this on the radio.

    bizarre


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,738 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Pussyhands wrote: »
    Is that Sr.Assumpta

    I think its Denertha testing out his new voice changer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,260 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Is Eileen big boned would ya say


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,235 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    I'm similar to this lady though in seriousness.

    I devour sweets, crisps, pastries like no tomorrow. I have a big problem. :(


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