Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) MOD WARNING IN OP

Tauriel · 06-04-2021 10:15AM

Waking up with a severe headache and having a number of Teams calls today.

Pawwed Rig · 06-04-2021 03:57PM

When you ask a simple question and get sent a spreadsheet in response

The One Doctor · 06-04-2021 04:15PM

A customer complained that they hadn't received their pendant today.

He ordered it today. I sent it today. For free. With An Post. He's in Dublin.

The guy forgot his wedding anniversary and he's in the doghouse big time.

Bredabe · 06-04-2021 05:02PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

When you ask a simple question and get sent a spreadsheet in response

OR the response is 'I don't understand/what do you mean!?
If I could make it any clearer I would be accursed of treating them as if they were stupid.

cj maxx · 06-04-2021 06:50PM

I haven't had a beer since last Saturday but did a test. Brushed my teeth and gargled with mouth wash . Then blew into my alcosense breathalyser and guess what ? A sky high reading . Wtf is in listerine???

Dial Hard · 06-04-2021 06:54PM

cj maxx wrote: »

Wtf is in listerine???

It's almost 27% alcohol, in fairness.

Today's TA: Still no sign of the clothes I ordered this day last week, which I was told would arrive within 48 hours.

oneweb · 06-04-2021 06:58PM

"New-look Primetime", same SHOUTY MIRIAM O'CALLAGHAN PRESENTING :rolleyes:

06-04-2021 07:17PM

Genuinely...

Antares35 · 06-04-2021 07:34PM

When someone "categorically" denies something. What's wrong with just denying? Or strongly denying if you feel that way. Do they even know why it's categorically denied? This was never a thing until Gerry McCann opened his mouth and now everyone is categorically denying all over the place.

Princess Calla · 06-04-2021 07:35PM

There is a light wrote: »

Genuinely...

Did you catch ipsy?

cj maxx · 06-04-2021 07:37PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

It's almost 27% alcohol, in fairness.

Today's TA: Still no sign of the clothes I ordered this day last week, which I was told would arrive within 48 hours.

Holy sh×t . 27% ? I tried to read the label but the writing is miniscule.

06-04-2021 07:38PM

Princess Calla wrote:

Did you catch ipsy?

I was saved by a hero who politely escorted the gorilla out of my room.

whisky_galore · 06-04-2021 07:39PM

Antares35 wrote: »

When someone "categorically" denies something. What's wrong with just denying? Or strongly denying if you feel that way. Do they even know why it's categorically denied? This was never a thing until Gerry McCann opened his mouth and now everyone is categorically denying all over the place.

Someone in news media discover a sexy new word they haven't used before and the whole lot of them start copying.

06-04-2021 07:40PM

Speaking of which, this never fails to craic me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCBxh1AYKg

Porklife · 06-04-2021 07:49PM

whisky_galore wrote: »

Someone in news media discover a sexy new word they haven't used before and the whole lot of them start copying.

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today ðŸ˜ ðŸ˜¡ðŸ€¬

ohnonotgmail · 06-04-2021 08:12PM

Porklife wrote: »

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today &#55357;&#56864;&#55357;&#56865;&#55356;&#56364;

Are you sure they pissed you off? *runs away giggling*

Mundo7976 · 06-04-2021 08:51PM

TA ive to return something to amazon, don't have a printer, don't trust handwriting the return & now ive to try and find somewhere local that can print the 4x a4s that are needed

Surreptitious · 06-04-2021 10:09PM

Feel terrible for my nephew, it appears his friend took his own life. My sister is trying to get him to talk but I think he wants to be left alone.

Antares35 · 06-04-2021 10:18PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Are you sure they pissed you off? *runs away giggling*

They categorically píssed PL off

HildaOgdenx · 07-04-2021 01:16AM

Porklife wrote: »

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today ��

I used to work with someone who used to say 'you could be right'... Again, it would be in relation to something that the other person was 100% right about.
I cracked one day and said I AM right. Aaaaaaaargh.

Sgt Hartman · 07-04-2021 07:06AM

Spent most of yesterday evening digging out all the wet, moldy old silicone around the bath tub, cleaning, vacuuming and blow drying the entire area and adding a nice layer of fresh clean Tec 7 sealant to replace the old silicone. I'm driving myself crazy with anxiety at the moment though, worrying whether I done a good job or not. I pray that I won't have any leaks

Pawwed Rig · 07-04-2021 07:37AM

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Spent most of yesterday evening digging out all the wet, moldy old silicone around the bath tub, cleaning, vacuuming and blow drying the entire area and adding a nice layer of fresh clean Tec 7 sealant to replace the old silicone. I'm driving myself crazy with anxiety at the moment though, worrying whether I done a good job or not. I pray that I won't have any leaks

I did that last year as we were having leaks. We still had leaks after I had finished so ended up getting it done again professionally which cost a couple of hundred euro.
Turns out the leaks were running along the pipe from the hot press so the sealant had nothing to do with it. €200 down the drain*.

*or not down the drain which was the problem on the first place

Antares35 · 07-04-2021 10:14AM

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

I cracked one day and said I AM right. Aaaaaaaargh.

TA I can already tell this is going to be an over eating day! Already had fluffy pancakes with melted Gouda, and a coffee and I'm scanning for something else...

HildaOgdenx · 07-04-2021 11:15AM

Antares35 wrote: »

TA I can already tell this is going to be an over eating day! Already had fluffy pancakes with melted Gouda, and a coffee and I'm scanning for something else...

Now TA'd because I didn't have fluffy pancakes!

eisenberg1 · 07-04-2021 11:36AM

You know those letterbox signs..”No Junk Mail”
Does anyone know where I can get one
That says “ I said, No Fcukin Junk Mail!!”

EmmetSpiceland · 07-04-2021 02:15PM

Discovering I bought a ‘Fruit and Nut’ bar when I meant to get a ‘Whole Nut’.

I, probably, shouldn’t have bought it considering the amount of Easter egg chocolate around here but I did and now I’m sad about it and annoyed.

Trivially so.

Antares35 · 07-04-2021 02:49PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Discovering I bought a ‘Fruit and Nut’ bar when I meant to get a ‘Whole Nut’.

I, probably, shouldn’t have bought it considering the amount of Easter egg chocolate around here but I did and now I’m sad about it and annoyed.

Trivially so.

TAd I don't have a fruit and nut bar! Wonder if I could.do a buymie for just that

Antares35 · 07-04-2021 04:49PM

There I was with a nice zero balance on my credit card and then a thirty quid government stamp duty was lumped on. Wtf is that even for?

Gregor Samsa · 07-04-2021 07:40PM

Waiting for my NCT. Outside, given the current situation. Wore my warm jacket, but could really do with gloves.

Or not reading Boards on my phone and putting my hands in my pockets.

Brrrrrrrr.

Edit: Fecker failed too!

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 07-04-2021 08:00PM

I waited almost a week for a bottle of weed killer to arrive at my door (arrived two days earlier than expected). Finally, I thought.

Been dry all week, and mostly last week. The one time I finally get to use the weed killer, fúcking rain 5 hours later. It only rained for about 10 minutes so I hope it didn't do anything.

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