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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My car was broken into twice in the last 2 years. Once in the city centre, once outside my home. Called the Gardai both times. Neither time did they bother to come to the car. I asked did they want to take fingerprints or anything as there was a dirty hand print on the window and "no" was my reply. USELESS.

    You need an aul banger, caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Idiots don't know how to use them Joe.

    What way do you point the nozzle innit??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    she will need a steel front door and bars fitted to all the windows

    They can contact LOD producers for details on a steel front door with more locks on it than any prison officer ever saw..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He'll be asking is there any company doing bullet-proof windows next.

    Popular in Crumlin and Drimnagh areas, not pipebomb proof though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭minikin


    Hi Joe, billy here from Dublin Frying Pan Re-Surfacing LTD... the number one frying pan re-surfacing company servicing the dublin area... check out our website for great frying pan re-surfacing deals if you live in the wider Dublin area... we’d like to offer two premium coatings to Jan.
    Ah tanks for dat billy, do yooz resurface frying pans and dat, yeah?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    It'll be like a compound by the time everything is done to it.

    She needs those spot lights they had in ww2 to spot german planes in the night sky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Thats where all this came from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Popular in Crumlin and Drimnagh areas, not pipebomb proof though.

    Speaking from experience caller??


  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    could she afford a sniper?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    They can contact LOD producers for details on a steel front door with more locks on it than any prison officer ever saw..

    I watched a review online of Episode 1 of the new season. The reviewer was criticizing Kelly MacDonald's put on Scottish accent.....:pac::pac::pac::pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Drive a different way to work?

    Wouldnt they just follow her there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,895 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "my god"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe instructions on tradecraft... Is he passing on stuff from the MI5 handbook or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    You need an aul banger, caller.

    Sorry, I forgot to say my car is Silver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Even the covid wont be able to get near the house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,895 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    What don't we know about Jan?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    My Gawd.....how many times today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,596 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Is this Fiver Friday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,895 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    I was googling, Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    zell12 wrote: »
    What don't we know about Jan?

    How her son hurt his back


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    I watched a review online of Episode 1 of the new season. The reviewer was criticizing Kelly MacDonald's put on Scottish accent.....:pac::pac::pac::pac:

    It’s feckin hard to listen to alright,even if it’s not put on....she sounds like a schoolgirl with the nasal whine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    So basically she is looking for free stuff


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sorry, I forgot to say my car is Silver.

    I always envisioned you would have a black car, caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    With all these offering services the house will stand out a mile on the street as a target.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Surely by now de criminals know the prison officer doesn't live there?

    Free everything she wants...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Yeah. Thats how it works?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Can you get me a back door too Joe? And an alarm Joe?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,447 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Popular in Crumlin and Drimnagh areas, not pipebomb proof though.


    Back when I was first looking to buy a house, there was an auction and a house in Drimnagh. It was amazing online, you should have seen it and a low asking price/reserve. Thought it was going to be mine, until I googled the address!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Did Joe get to name all of the Irish true Crime writers!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,895 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Cllr Tom Brabazon LOIVE


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