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  • 03-02-2021 8:57pm
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    thatsmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭thatsmighty


    If you we guaranteed a salary of a million euro and had to work every day, what job title and description would you choose...


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    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,915 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    When you say every day, do you mean a 40 hour week or 7 days? Even for a million, I dunno about working every day. Don't like working normal hours, let alone anything over that.


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    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,787 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Any job?

    Blow.


    (gets coat)


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    Aidan Savory Train
    Posts: 0 ✭ Aidan Savory Train


    I'll get the obvious answer out of the way nice and early.



    Blowjob.


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    Smee_Again
    Registered Users Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    Post man.


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    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Panthro wrote: »
    Any job?

    Blow.


    (gets coat)

    Your jaw would be wrecked though.


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    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,755 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    A government artist, drawing the dole on top of my million.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    football scout.


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    2lazytogetup
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    President of russia


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    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Pub spy


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,055 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Porn director.


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    mistersifter
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    International Man of Leisure & Chief Model Shagger


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    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭buried


    Indiana Jones

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'll get the obvious answer out of the way nice and early.



    Blowjob.

    So you'd be a fluffer?


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    fryup
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    thatsmighty wrote: »
    If you we guaranteed a salary of a million euro and had to work every day, what job title and description would you choose...

    nah! rather be on the dole:cool:


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    PsychoPete
    Registered Users Posts: 8,742 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Jennifer Anistons underpants


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    smellyoldboot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭smellyoldboot


    Malevolent Dictator


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hospitality officer (on my own private beach in Hawaii).


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    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Restoring classic cars & fixing up old stuff in general.

    I mightn't be much good at first, but with that kind of guaranteed income, I'm sure my skills & workshop would improve with time.


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    Snotty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Golfer


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    StemCell
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭StemCell


    Snooker player
    Whiskey taster


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    [Deleted User]
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    Detective Superintendent D.Frost!!

    I would live in a rambling old house by the sea with my long suffering husband. Long suffering due to the dedication I give to catching the words most insane KILLERS!!

    When I'm not knee deep in serious crime investigations I deliver lectures in criminology and forensic psychology in Trinity. In fact I have even written a book.
    All is not as it seems: Tales from the underbelly of life by the esteemed Detective Superintendent Diamond Frost.

    Of course this can take its toll on my mental health so I battle my demons with nightly bottles of blood red (my favourite colour) wine while sitting on my porch with the sound of Tom Waits coming from my study.

    In the morning I fly to the UK on essential business because I am interviewing "patients". It is all part of my effort to understand the labyrinthine psyche of the criminally insane.
    And I might learn a bit about myself along the way.


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    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    I’d be testing condoms with Jason Statham


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    #24
    feartuath
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    Full time Farmer, with an income of 1 million you would still loose money.


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    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,796 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    feartuath wrote: »
    Full time Farmer, with an income of 1 million you would still loose money.

    Like my oul lads mate said when asked what he would do if he won the lotto.

    I'd buy a farm and work away til the money ran out.


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    Vestiapx
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    There are companies that upgrade classic cars from vintage through to modern to a better more useable state. Restomods is the term often used. Working at that would be pretty cool.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.topspeed.com/cars/7-of-the-best-resto-mod-cars-ar182652.amp.html


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    gidget
    Registered Users Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭gidget


    Working in an animal sanctuary looking after injured or orphaned wildlife & helping to prepare them for release back to the wild.


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    mariaalice
    Registered Users Posts: 12,451 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    I have said this loads of times, a wine, cheese, or chocolate buyer for the likes of Harrods.

    Realistically though I would say except for getting to some fabulous french wine chateaus and tasting the products the job is probably just like any other job and has lots of mind-numbing boring paperwork.


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    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Travel Vlogger


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    mariaalice
    Registered Users Posts: 12,451 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Detective Superintendent D.Frost!!

    I would live in a rambling old house by the sea with my long suffering husband. Long suffering due to the dedication I give to catching the words most insane KILLERS!!

    When I'm not knee deep in serious crime investigations I deliver lectures in criminology and forensic psychology in Trinity. In fact I have even written a book.
    All is not as it seems: Tales from the underbelly of life by the esteemed Detective Superintendent Diamond Frost.

    Of course this can take its toll on my mental health so I battle my demons with nightly bottles of blood red (my favourite colour) wine while sitting on my porch with the sound of Tom Waits coming from my study.

    In the morning I fly to the UK on essential business because I am interviewing "patients". It is all part of my effort to understand the labyrinthine psyche of the criminally insane.
    And I might learn a bit about myself along the way.

    Just remember when you are writing your book and hoping to get it made into a Netflix series, that death in paradise is way more popular by the millions of viewers than any anxty moody detective services.


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Smee_Again wrote: »
    Post man.
    This is the one. Up and out early doors, nice walk in the fresh air, say hi to a load of people, and back home by lunchtime, done for the day.

    A million euro? I'd do it for a tenth of that.


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