Choose Any Job....

thatsmighty

If you we guaranteed a salary of a million euro and had to work every day, what job title and description would you choose...

Potential-Monke

When you say every day, do you mean a 40 hour week or 7 days? Even for a million, I dunno about working every day. Don't like working normal hours, let alone anything over that.

Panthro

Any job?

Blow.


(gets coat)

I'll get the obvious answer out of the way nice and early.



Blowjob.

Smee_Again

Post man.

Signore Fancy Pants

Panthro wrote: »

Any job?

Blow.


(gets coat)

Your jaw would be wrecked though.

Leg End Reject

A government artist, drawing the dole on top of my million.

pgj2015

football scout.

2lazytogetup

President of russia

McGinniesta

Pub spy

Mister Vain

Porn director.

mistersifter

International Man of Leisure & Chief Model Shagger

buried

Indiana Jones

Church on Tuesday

Deleted User wrote: »

I'll get the obvious answer out of the way nice and early.



Blowjob.

So you'd be a fluffer?

fryup

thatsmighty wrote: »

If you we guaranteed a salary of a million euro and had to work every day, what job title and description would you choose...

nah! rather be on the dole:cool:

PsychoPete

Jennifer Anistons underpants

smellyoldboot

Malevolent Dictator

Hospitality officer (on my own private beach in Hawaii).

Filmer Paradise

Restoring classic cars & fixing up old stuff in general.

I mightn't be much good at first, but with that kind of guaranteed income, I'm sure my skills & workshop would improve with time.

Snotty

Golfer

StemCell

Snooker player
Whiskey taster

Detective Superintendent D.Frost!!

I would live in a rambling old house by the sea with my long suffering husband. Long suffering due to the dedication I give to catching the words most insane KILLERS!!

When I'm not knee deep in serious crime investigations I deliver lectures in criminology and forensic psychology in Trinity. In fact I have even written a book.
All is not as it seems: Tales from the underbelly of life by the esteemed Detective Superintendent Diamond Frost.

Of course this can take its toll on my mental health so I battle my demons with nightly bottles of blood red (my favourite colour) wine while sitting on my porch with the sound of Tom Waits coming from my study.

In the morning I fly to the UK on essential business because I am interviewing "patients". It is all part of my effort to understand the labyrinthine psyche of the criminally insane.
And I might learn a bit about myself along the way.

Immortal Starlight

I’d be testing condoms with Jason Statham

feartuath

Full time Farmer, with an income of 1 million you would still loose money.

mfceiling

feartuath wrote: »

Full time Farmer, with an income of 1 million you would still loose money.

Like my oul lads mate said when asked what he would do if he won the lotto.

I'd buy a farm and work away til the money ran out.

Vestiapx

There are companies that upgrade classic cars from vintage through to modern to a better more useable state. Restomods is the term often used. Working at that would be pretty cool.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.topspeed.com/cars/7-of-the-best-resto-mod-cars-ar182652.amp.html

gidget

Working in an animal sanctuary looking after injured or orphaned wildlife & helping to prepare them for release back to the wild.

I have said this loads of times, a wine, cheese, or chocolate buyer for the likes of Harrods.

Realistically though I would say except for getting to some fabulous french wine chateaus and tasting the products the job is probably just like any other job and has lots of mind-numbing boring paperwork.

Gruffalux

Travel Vlogger

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Detective Superintendent D.Frost!!

I would live in a rambling old house by the sea with my long suffering husband. Long suffering due to the dedication I give to catching the words most insane KILLERS!!

When I'm not knee deep in serious crime investigations I deliver lectures in criminology and forensic psychology in Trinity. In fact I have even written a book.
All is not as it seems: Tales from the underbelly of life by the esteemed Detective Superintendent Diamond Frost.

Of course this can take its toll on my mental health so I battle my demons with nightly bottles of blood red (my favourite colour) wine while sitting on my porch with the sound of Tom Waits coming from my study.

In the morning I fly to the UK on essential business because I am interviewing "patients". It is all part of my effort to understand the labyrinthine psyche of the criminally insane.
And I might learn a bit about myself along the way.

Just remember when you are writing your book and hoping to get it made into a Netflix series, that death in paradise is way more popular by the millions of viewers than any anxty moody detective services.

seamus

Smee_Again wrote: »

Post man.

This is the one. Up and out early doors, nice walk in the fresh air, say hi to a load of people, and back home by lunchtime, done for the day.

A million euro? I'd do it for a tenth of that.

D3V!L

Chief Inspector of the boobie and wallet regulatory body.

biko

It's crazy, but pretty much what I do now - but with much more holidays.

Badly Drunk Boy

mariaalice wrote: »

Just remember when you are writing your book and hoping to get it made into a Netflix series, that death in paradise is way more popular by the millions of viewers than any anxty moody detective services.

Yeah, that'd be handy...more or less rewriting the same story over and over again.

Sleepy

Property developer, upgrading wrecked houses to nice modern homes in my own time, maybe manage one a year or so.

dastardly00

PsychoPete wrote: »

Jennifer Anistons underpants

It'd be fairly messy for a few days each month :eek:

tommyombomb

Work in a local corner shop. Done it before when in school and loved it.

If talking of a crazy job, love to be on a show like league of their own. Talking **** with others and getting paid would be the dream

randd1

My current job, no bother.

I'd just take a 20 year career break.

Your Face

Owner and manager of a historical country estate.

ifeelabreeze

I'd become a collector and start a Youtube channel like Jay Leno.
Vintage guitars, vintage cars.
I'd get to waffle on about the stuff I find interesting and I'd have the money to afford them!

PsychoPete

dastardly00 wrote: »

It'd be fairly messy for a few days each month :eek:

I've no problem crossing the red sea

ExMachina1000

Diplomat with immunity

mistersifter

ifeelabreeze wrote: »

I'd become a collector and start a Youtube channel like Jay Leno.
Vintage guitars, vintage cars.
I'd get to waffle on about the stuff I find interesting and I'd have the money to afford them!

randd1 wrote: »

...20 year career break.

D3V!L wrote: »

Chief Inspector of the boobie and wallet regulatory body.

PsychoPete wrote: »

Jennifer Anistons underpants

I see your cushty roles and raise you this:

RTE presenter





Tubridy wouldnt trade jobs with any of yous. :pac:

JasonStatham

Immortal Starlight wrote: »

I’d be testing condoms with Jason Statham

Is that right?

Harry Palmr

Instagram bikini model photographer.

"Oh what? The Gold Coast again? Fine if we must"

lassykk

I'd quite like to cook full time. Not with the pressure of being a chef. Just a more relaxed environment.

Maybe a private dining type set up.

Million miles away from what I do now but I do actually really like my current job

yabadabado

Film/TV reviewer.

Capt'n Midnight

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/28/67-year-old-dominatrix-makes-men-dress-as-maids-and-clean-her-house-7987951/

Six years ago retired chef Sherry divorced her husband. Rather than feeling down in the dumps, she channelled her post-breakup feelings into a total transformation, undergoing a makeover and taking up work as a dominatrix.

She now charges men £120 an hour for the honour of coming over to clean her house while wearing a French maid’s outfit.

Works out at about a million every 4.5 years if she "works" a 37.5 hour week.

bassy

pro dart player even just to be in the top 32 or 64 for a duration of 10-20 yrs.