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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "Ambellance" "Fibre Gade" "Foyre Ingin"

    €400,000 per year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭davehey79


    is an Ambellance similar to an Ambulance as it seems this lady also thinks its Ambellance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    They think their dad is superman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Guaranteed a TYFYS

    TYFYHS or TYHFHS.

    Tank Youz Fer Yer Husband's Service or Tank Yer Husband Fer His Service.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    WAT do you do Mammy?

    Pretend i'm working from home and drink cheap wine


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The kids question their dads vaccine...fuk off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ahhhhhh our old pals the dooooooooblin fire brigade and its ambulance competition with the national ambulance service.


    <Nee-naw, nee-naw>
    "Sorry missus, we've got no cardiac equipment, but a big hose will sort him out."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,738 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    A non-emergency one, caller.
    They exist, for tranportation of patients on a routine basis, hospitable to hostpittable, etc.

    Friend of the Show David Hall owns a private fleet to drive kinda sick people around the country.

    I think he gets through the Tolls for free following a call to Joe a few years ago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    It's a devotion now,
    Jesus wept.


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe: Im aware that they are paramedics aswell.
    Caller: Theyre not just firemen, they are paramedics too.

    Joe just said that. This caller went to the same school of listening that Joe did.

    Yeah but everybody needs to know they are paramedics too.

    Thats why they need the vaccines ahead of the nursing homes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Is there anything our Joe doesn't know about the Dublin Fibregrade?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is this the Dooblain Fibre Gade show?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    mumo3 wrote: »
    so fire fighters are hiiiighly trained, but nursing staffs qualifications are questionable!!

    Foyre Fighters Stroke Paramedics - you know he's going to call them that from now on.


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    davehey79 wrote: »
    is an Ambellance similar to an Ambulance as it seems this lady also thinks its Ambellance

    If only de host wasn't ambivalent to speaking correctly and dat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    mumo3 wrote: »
    so fire fighters are hiiiighly trained, but nursing staffs qualifications are questionable!!


    I'd like to see a nurse climb a ladder.


    <just an idle thought>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,667 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Who will be on next week giving out they're not getting their vaccine quickly enough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    I remember pre-Windows 3.1, so to speak :)

    Floppy discs. D.O.S lord save me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    why are the parents letting their kids worry about vaccines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭mumo3


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    I'd like to see a nurse climb a ladder.


    <just an idle thought>

    I bet ye would ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    cozar wrote: »
    why are the parents letting their kids worry about vaccines.


    Pays dividends with de lavelahn listeners.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    :D:D:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If only de host wasn't ambivalent to speaking correctly and dat.

    He's never had any complaints - according to himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    TYFYHS or TYHFHS.

    Tank Youz Fer Yer Husband's Service or Tank Yer Husband Fer His Service.

    Well done. Well done.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Floppy discs. D.O.S lord save me

    Yes I worked on a compewtur run by two floppy disks. Drive A Drive B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Cat remembers the invention of the pen.

    Bet she can’t remember a savage with a burnt stick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Ads: Covid; more great income generated by Duffy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TYFYHS or TYHFHS.

    Tank Youz Fer Yer Husband's Service or Tank Yer Husband Fer His Service.

    Bollox - it was TYPFTS:

    Tank Yer Partners Fer Their Service


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,667 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    cozar wrote: »
    why are the parents letting their kids worry about vaccines.

    So they can tell Joe Duffy that their kids are worried about vaccines?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Oh no.

    He's in silly mood now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    dvcireland wrote: »
    WAT do you do Mammy?

    Pretend i'm working from home and drink cheap wine

    The kids are confused about what mammy does for a living, they looked in mammy’s wardrobe and found a nurses outfit, a police uniform and a French maids outfit.;)


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