Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

i'm off to watch pornhub.

I need some joy in my life

Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man healthy, lonely and miserable

Pets of the pandemic:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car
Princess - dog (what's his name)
Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.
Annabel- 35 year old donkey
Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)
Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider
Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL
Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player
German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner
Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter
De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug
Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage
Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat
Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat
Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.
Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

The last time he had a lie in was last Tuesday week when he got up at five past seven.

His marriage broke up

This is definitely David McSavage

mumo3 wrote: »

I think Andy is really lonely & its actually sad to listen to.

I agree. He sounds so lonely and sad.

"what am i talking about?"

I couldn’t stay in bed. 8 pm until 7 am is 11 hours...,,!,,,,!

Marriage broke up?

Nothing to do with his stinginess, I suppose?

I’m reading readers wives joe

Was nietzsche a climate change proponent

Book review form Andy.
Meant to buy a book 40 years ago, and finally bought it

Love ya Andy!

Patrick and the president!