Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

TheHomeService wrote: »

Joe digging for a death.

Will the dog suffice?

I’d give Duffy a pass on this one.
If ya can’t hear me why de fook did you ring me. Oh I forgot ,we rang you.

Three legged cat, at that!

what coulour was the cancer

Oscar Bravo wrote: »

Jeez hes miserable

He didn't have a job
then he found a job
and heaven knows hes miserable now
he was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows he's miserable now

I think this is a sad call tbh. Being lonely is one of the worst things.

love ya Andy

The ironic thing is that Andy is wasting his own energy with this call

Pets of the pandemic:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car
Princess - dog (what's his name)
Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.
Annabel- 35 year old donkey
Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)
Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider
Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL
Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player
German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner
Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter
De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug
Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage
Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat
Dog died of cancer and 3 legged cat

He doesn't turn on lights.
He hasn't visited anyone since last March
He spent the last 37 Christmases alone
His dog died
His cat only has 3 legs.


And he thinks he is an example the rest of us should follow?

token yank

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I’m out.

If your leaving turn your lights off!!!