Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

golondrinas · 19-01-2021 02:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What were you doing?

Much sniggering happening here.

Got out of control on the short strokes, sorry.

19-01-2021 02:56PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yeah sure....

Have ya ever heard of wan of de causes of wan of de most painful headaches wan can get occasionally? Had to Google it to reassure myself once.

19-01-2021 02:56PM

So Mary you were complicit?

dvcireland · 19-01-2021 02:57PM

ARSE WAS RED RAW

sligojoek · 19-01-2021 02:57PM

Joe loving the pain.

Ally Dick · 19-01-2021 02:57PM

This subject has gone on too long. I thought the lovely Katy was presenting today, according to Dobson?

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:57PM

Faux compassionate groan

19-01-2021 02:57PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Have ya ever heard of wan of de causes of wan of de most painful headaches wan can get occasionally? Had to Google it to reassure myself once.

I have a cure for headaches so to speak.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:57PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe loving the pain.

Pulling the skeleton out of himself

19-01-2021 02:59PM

Joe wants to talk about gastroenteritis.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:59PM

Stair rods caller

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 03:00PM

15.00 fook off

Mena Mitty · 19-01-2021 03:00PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Joe wants to talk about gastroenteritis.

The twins must never have had it.

19-01-2021 03:01PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have a cure for headaches so to speak.

Dat can cause a shocking sudden massive throbbing headache with de sudden rush of blood.

golondrinas · 19-01-2021 03:01PM

One of our local characters got a visit from a friend. He had a three bar fire on, the room was roasting.
Jaysus your electricity bill says the friend. Ah not to worry it’s not mine I borrowed it from the woman next door. Margarets story of electric fires reminded me of that.

19-01-2021 03:02PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Dat can cause a shocking sudden massive throbbing headache with de sudden rush of blood.

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

19-01-2021 03:03PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

The twins must never have had it.

Jaysus he was lucky if all 3 of dem didn't have it together, 3 spray cans for 2 pairs of hands to deal with.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 03:04PM

Deleted User wrote: »

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

:eek::eek:. Trying to seduce a mod :pac:

19-01-2021 03:05PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You might like the sudden rush of blood.

Not when it goes de wrong way to de head, wan can only scream out at de top of wan's voyis. It's much more common phenomenon dan peepul will care to admit.

Mena Mitty · 19-01-2021 03:08PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jaysus he was lucky if all 3 of dem didn't have it together, 3 spray cans for 2 pairs of hands to deal with.

By all accounts he should be an expert.

19-01-2021 04:43PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

:eek::eek:. Trying to seduce a mod :pac:

She a durt bird anyway

19-01-2021 05:38PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She a durt bird anyway

De contagion hasn't been ruled out yet, so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 19-01-2021 07:47PM

Deleted User wrote: »

"A kettle of worms"

400k a year folks.

I know better than to ask “did he really say that?”.
:rolleyes:

thesandeman · 19-01-2021 10:39PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I know better than to ask “did he really say that?”.
:rolleyes:

He sure did.
I've a similar condition to SligoJoe at the moment except it's in my shoulder so to speak and I made it worse when I rolled over to look at the radio when he said it.

Atlantic Dawn · 19-01-2021 10:54PM

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

glenfieldman · 20-01-2021 12:07AM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

That at 4pm
Id say Farcy will be dropped for it

Odyssey 2005 · 20-01-2021 01:36AM

glenfieldman wrote: »

That at 4pm
Id say Farcy will be dropped for it

From a very tall building I hope

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 02:47AM

thesandeman wrote: »

He sure did.
I've a similar condition to SligoJoe at the moment except it's in my shoulder so to speak and I made it worse when I rolled over to look at the radio when he said it.

What happened you?

I'm almost back to normal since. That "click" did the trick this afternoon. I instinctively reached up to move my hair out of my eye and it clicked back in. De paaaaaiiiin before and just after that was off the scale. Still a bit tender but nowhere as bad as last night. no medication required bar a drop of whiskey. Doctor SJ says "No work till Monday."

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will it be a full show tomorrow or will the tail end be spliced in to de Biden inauguration?

Are you new here? The mudders and babbies will get the short shrift.

sligojoek · 20-01-2021 03:00AM

BPKS wrote: »

Times are obviously tough up in Sligo.

Just hope you got well paid Joe.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

sligojoek wrote: »

Check out the lyrics of The Old Main Drag by the Pogues.

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Will do. It sounded familiar.

I thought the caller started the call with......'before the days of he males and shemales' I may have picked him up wrong.

The Old Main Drag
The Pogues

When I first came to London I was only sixteen
With a fiver in my pocket and my ole dancing bag
I went down to the dilly to check out the scene
And I soon ended up on the old main drag
There the he-males and the she-males paraded in style
And the old man with the money would flash you a smile
In the dark of an alley you'd work for a five
For a swift one off the wrist down on the old main drag

In the cold winter nights the old town it was chill
But there were boys in the cafes who'd give you cheap pills
If you didn't have the money you'd cajole or you'd beg
There was always lots of tuinol on the old main drag

One evening as I was lying down by Leicester Square
I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls
Between the metal doors at Vine Street I was beaten and mauled
And they ruined my good looks for the old main drag

In the tube station the old ones who were on the way out
Would dribble and vomit and grovel and shout
And the coppers would come along and push them about
And I wished I could escape from the old main drag.

And now I'm lying here I've had too much booze
I've been spat on and shat on and raped and abused
I know that I am dying and I wish I could beg
For some money to take me from the old main drag

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Shane Patrick Lysaght MacGowan

thesandeman · 20-01-2021 07:19AM

sligojoek wrote: »

What happened you?

Don't know. It was throbbing when I woke up on Sunday. Haven't been able to raise my arm or lie on my left side since. It feels like what I imagine a trapped nerve might be.
It doesn't feel too bad this morning but I haven't moved much yet.

Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

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