Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

golondrinas · 19-01-2021 02:32PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Show me de muney

Dats what it all boils down to. During one of the previous redress schemes I was sitting behind two scrotes (0n a flight) .One was regaling the other about his payout. How he dropped 5000 grand on a weekend in Tramore. No PTSD there, he was in great form so to speak.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:32PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

It costs about €2,000 to send 1KG of material into space, and here they are chucking paintings up there!! what the hell is going on ?

Must set up a go fund me page to send duffy to mars

19-01-2021 02:33PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

It costs about €2,000 to send 1KG of material into space, and here they are chucking paintings up there!! what the hell is going on ?

Two postcards size.

They were small.

19-01-2021 02:34PM

All Joe's listeners have Atrial Fibrillation from listening to his show.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:34PM

golondrinas wrote: »

Dats what it all boils down to. During one of the previous redress schemes I was sitting behind two scrotes (0n a flight) .One was regaling the other about his payout. How he dropped 5000 grand on a weekend in Tramore. No PTSD there, he was in great form so to speak.

I fell out with a very good pall years ago over the very same issue

19-01-2021 02:34PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Must set up a go fund me page to send duffy to mars

I'd donate to that. Preferably Venus though.

Dan Jaman · 19-01-2021 02:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Our father, whose art is in heaven.

Subsidised be thy name.
Our tax breaks come
As it is, in the Caymens
Amen.

BPKS · 19-01-2021 02:35PM

That boy could have been Geraldine's sister according to Joe

Atlantic Dawn · 19-01-2021 02:35PM

"No sign of a family"...firing blanks.

19-01-2021 02:35PM

A place of diversity so to speak.

zell12 · 19-01-2021 02:35PM

We bonked and bonked and herself was not getting pregnant, so we went to the nuns and asked for a baby

Mena Mitty · 19-01-2021 02:36PM

Hemales and Shemales ??? Did I hear right ?

sligojoek · 19-01-2021 02:36PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can you describe your sickness?

I think I dislocated my elbow. I was on my hands and knees all day yesterday. (No sniggering in the cheap seats please). Later last night I got an awful pain from my elbow to my wrist and couldn't move my fingers. I took a few painkillers and a cheap as smarties difene. Bit better this morning and a while ago I lifted my arm quickly and something clicked back into place. Much better now. I was considering ringing the cardiac unit in town.

zell12 · 19-01-2021 02:36PM

Pick n Mix a babby

Atlantic Dawn · 19-01-2021 02:37PM

Like a car showroom.

golondrinas · 19-01-2021 02:37PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Actually yes. When I was 14 I told my mother I wasn't going to Mass anymore. She'd have to drag me there. I was 6 foot then.

Im aetheist now, have been since I was about 12. My mother is Catholic, my father was Church of Scotland, now an aetheist too. I remember them fighting over some piece of doctrine when I was about 13. I remember thinking "FFS, youre arguing about words that were written 2000 years ago, and translated and interpreted multiple times".

I respect all peoples beliefs however.

I do be thinking your agnostic. Phone Joe for confirmation, you’ll get hours out of it. Be prepared to wind up punch drunk.:D

generalgerry · 19-01-2021 02:37PM

Is that not how Madonna used to go shopping as well?

19-01-2021 02:38PM

Billy Connelly said: "It always amazes me that people ask the priest about.. and you know, they dont do it. I mean, if you were building a boat, you wouldn't ask an Ice Cream maker".

Caller:He's 59.
Joe: Well thats young.

sligojoek · 19-01-2021 02:38PM

withless wrote: »

Can we send some of Joes art to the Sun?

I think the Mirror is RTE's paper of choice these days.

BPKS · 19-01-2021 02:38PM

Now we are getting somewhere.

54 is young.

Once he tells us what middle aged is, we might then be able to decipher what old is in Joeland.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-01-2021 02:40PM

sligojoek wrote: »

I think I dislocated my elbow. I was on my hands and knees all day yesterday. (No sniggering in the cheap seats please). Later last night I got an awful pain from my elbow to my wrist and couldn't move my fingers. I took a few painkillers and a cheap as smarties difene. Bit better this morning and a while ago I lifted my arm quickly and something clicked back into place. Much better now. I was considering ringing the cardiac unit in town.

Sorry to hear that SK. Hope the click sorts you out. Maybe an X-ray ?

19-01-2021 02:40PM

sligojoek wrote: »

I think I dislocated my elbow. I was on my hands and knees all day yesterday. (No sniggering in the cheap seats please). Later last night I got an awful pain from my elbow to my wrist and couldn't move my fingers. I took a few painkillers and a cheap as smarties difene. Bit better this morning and a while ago I lifted my arm quickly and something clicked back into place. Much better now. I was considering ringing the cardiac unit in town.

My mother was an expert at putting joints back into place, great way with anatomy.

19-01-2021 02:40PM

golondrinas wrote: »

I do be thinking your agnostic. Phone Joe for confirmation, you’ll get hours out of it. Be prepared to wind up punch drunk.:D

Frankly caller, I'd rather do my tax returns then talk to Joe at length.

sligojoek · 19-01-2021 02:41PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Hemales and Shemales ??? Did I hear right ?

Check out the lyrics of The Old Main Drag by the Pogues.

19-01-2021 02:42PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Sorry to hear that SK. Hope the click sorts you out. Maybe an X-ray ?

Advisable indeed just in case there's a stress fracture in the mix. Arms & hands valuable assets.

19-01-2021 02:42PM

sligojoek wrote: »

I think I dislocated my elbow. I was on my hands and knees all day yesterday. (No sniggering in the cheap seats please). Later last night I got an awful pain from my elbow to my wrist and couldn't move my fingers. I took a few painkillers and a cheap as smarties difene. Bit better this morning and a while ago I lifted my arm quickly and something clicked back into place. Much better now. I was considering ringing the cardiac unit in town.

What were you doing?

Much sniggering happening here.

zell12 · 19-01-2021 02:42PM

"he is only eight pound"
in money or weight?

BPKS · 19-01-2021 02:42PM

A rescue baby so to speak

generalgerry · 19-01-2021 02:42PM

"We have another young lad here and he's only 8 pound. "

Shur f**k it I'll give you the full tenner if I can take him now.

dvcireland · 19-01-2021 02:42PM

and wat colour was the babay? did it come with a 6 month warranty? maps or flaps?

Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

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