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A story in six words

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Morons abound in shortsighted ivory towers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    You must have faith in fantasy

    Weclome to fantasy Island, Irish style


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    You must have faith in fantasy

    So far so good it's working


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Killing cats and dogs is psychopathic.


    But what about my hotdog cravings


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Killing calves and lambs is normal.

    Said the twisted vegan cannibal killer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,112 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Tubridy contracted covid, sacked by RTE

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Killing no sentient lives is extreme...

    Life means so little these days


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Morons abound in shortsighted ivory towers.

    Playing god in their mental fragility


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Tubridy contracted covid, sacked by RTE

    Can A wooden plank get covid?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    But what about my hotdog cravings

    They were cured by parsnip sandwiches


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were cured by parsnip sandwiches

    My tears runneth down my face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    My tears runneth down my face

    Peig Sayers was making a comeback


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,448 ✭✭✭✭y0ssar1an22


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Peig Sayers was making a comeback

    maybe a comeback on her back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Peig Sayers was making a comeback

    Following on from the green party


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    maybe a comeback on her back

    The things the devil can achieve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The things the devil can achieve

    They're really not worth talking about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They're really not worth talking about

    Everything should be up for grabs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,334 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Everything should be up for grabs

    The sex offender liked that idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Swab inconclusive what does that mean


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Found her.
    F***** her.
    Forgot her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Popped her as she was inflatable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Downward spiral as the rats desert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Time to launch a tactical strike


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Infamous for all the wrong reasons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sex offender liked that idea

    Along with the sheep shagging society


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Swab inconclusive what does that mean


    The swabs were bought in dealz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Found her.
    F***** her.
    Forgot her.

    But I just can't forgive her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Popped her as she was inflatable

    My doll is better than yours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Downward spiral as the rats desert

    The government strategy had finally collapsed


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Time to launch a tactical strike

    My ex-wife resides at this address


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