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A story in six words

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  • #8402
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,335 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    It will not end without war

    That is the reality of divorce


  • #8403
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Divorce is surrender by a coward


  • #8404
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    The antichrist is who comes next

    Boris Johnson heard his name mentioned


  • #8405
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    My world consumed by mass hysteria

    Too many restrictions to cope with


  • #8406
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    You should have listened to wisdom

    I couldn't understand the swahili dialect


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  • #8407
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Supermarkets where they have no food

    Brexit works out well for dieters


  • #8408
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    It will not end without war

    The Eskimos finally emigrated to galway


  • #8409
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That is the reality of divorce

    Wife takes everything including my manhood


  • #8410
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Divorce is surrender by a coward

    Marriage is the act of lunacy


  • #8411
    Thinkingalot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Thinkingalot


    Because sane people do better things.


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  • #8412
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Thinkingalot wrote: »
    Because sane people do better things.

    Like dancing naked under the stars


  • #8413
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    In the time we have left


  • #8414
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Vengeance is swift waiting is not


  • #8415
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Realisation that it was a mistake


  • #8416
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    You don't get to just leave


  • #8417
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,394 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Fancy clothes don't change the facts


  • #8418
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    In the time we have left

    Would you please wash your hands


  • #8419
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Vengeance is swift waiting is not

    Vengeance is imminent preached the vegan


  • #8420
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Realisation that it was a mistake

    That this marriage was a disaster


  • #8421
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Realisation that it was a mistake

    To have faith in John Delaney


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  • #8422
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    You don't get to just leave

    Yes you do.... If your armed.


  • #8423
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Fancy clothes don't change the facts

    But it hides a modest amount


  • #8424
    CSU
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 459 ✭✭CSU


    ...this one time, at band camp...


  • #8425
    Ghetofarmulous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 176 ✭✭Ghetofarmulous


    And the all lived happily forever


  • #8426
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    CSU wrote: »
    ...this one time, at band camp...

    When they tied and gagged me


  • #8427
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ghetofarmulous wrote: »
    And the all lived happily forever

    Except dopey, he stupidly electrocuted himself with


  • #8428
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,335 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To have faith in John Delaney

    You must have faith in fantasy


  • #8429
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Vengeance is imminent preached the vegan

    Killing cats and dogs is psychopathic.


  • #8430
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Killing calves and lambs is normal.


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  • #8431
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Killing no sentient lives is extreme...


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