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    The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    • #3752
      dulpit
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,270 dulpit
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      Deleted User wrote: »
      I mean the poster could at least have waited until today to quit.
      And actually had it at three more big sleeps...

      But maybe he sleeps so bigly that he only needed 3 more sleeps from yesterday?


    • #3753
      Kat1170
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,762 Kat1170
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      dulpit wrote: »
      But maybe he sleeps so bigly that he only needed 3 more sleeps from yesterday?

      Maybe he/she/it is an insomniac and three sleeps is actually 4 months :confused::confused::D


    • #3754
      [Deleted User]
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      Kat1170 wrote: »
      Maybe he/she/it is an insomniac and three sleeps is actually 4 months :confused::confused::D




      I know a lad who does get insomnia.


      This (or a variation) goes on his Twitter feed every St Stephen's Day


      sxqou.jpg


    • #3755
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      silverharp wrote: »
      537119.jpg

      Do ovens make noise ?


    • #3756
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      Mr E wrote: »
      GU8UYsl.jpg?1
      An inbred pigeon


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    • #3757
      silverharp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 silverharp
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      Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
      Do ovens make noise ?

      only 5 letters though

      A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



    • #3758
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      silverharp wrote: »
      only 5 letters though

      There's an old poker saying. A Smith & Wesson beats four Aces.


    • #3759
      Victor
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,782 Victor
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      Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
      Do ovens make noise ?
      Depends on whether the reindeer is still alive.


    • #3760
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      Quantum Erasure wrote: »
      4pvnv4judz761.jpg

      original.png

      http://internedz.com/i/d9de657c1c758417bb/original.png



      sysinternals pskill behaves more like linux ;)


    • #3761
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      boombang wrote: »
      Screenshot-20201229-225857.jpg
      Screenshot-20201229-225809.jpg
      That can't be true ?

      OMG :eek:

      Page 932 of 1256 of Annex 1 https://ec.europa.eu/transparency/regdoc/rep/1/2020/EN/COM-2020-857-F1-EN-ANNEX-1-PART-1.PDF


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    • #3762
      [Deleted User]
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      yep, It's one of the most read articles on the BBC news site.
      https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55475433

      Brought to you by the kings of Ctrl-C & V


    • #3763
      New Home
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      Maybe they're trying to reverse the Millennium bug...

      giphy_2.gif?itok=RGnxBHI5&mtime=1495501393


    • #3764
      BattleCorp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 BattleCorp
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      Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
      That can't be true ?

      OMG :eek:

      Page 932 of 1256 of Annex 1 https://ec.europa.eu/transparency/regdoc/rep/1/2020/EN/COM-2020-857-F1-EN-ANNEX-1-PART-1.PDF

      I'm being pedantic here but it's page 931. :cool:


    • #3765
      New Home
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      It says 931, but if you type 932 in the search that's where you end up.


    • #3766
      BattleCorp
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      New Home wrote: »
      It says 931, but if you type 932 in the search that's where you end up.

      I just searched for 932 and it brought me to 932, the page below. Anyhooooo, I was just being a smartass, it matters not. :)


    • #3767
      New Home
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      In this one it's 921. Go figure. They can't even agree on the number of pages on the agreement... Maybe the UK has gone back to imperial, while the EU has kept metric. Would make sense. :pac:


    • #3768
      New Home
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      BattleCorp wrote: »
      I just searched for 932 and it brought me to 932, the page below. Anyhooooo, I was just being a smartass, it matters not. :)


      Are you using Netscape to access the file? :pac::D


    • #3769
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      New Home wrote: »
      In this one it's 921. Go figure. They can't even agree on the number of pages on the agreement... Maybe the UK has gone back to imperial, while the EU has kept metric. Would make sense. :pac:
      The UK version probably has a preamble that does not apply to the EU version.


    • #3770
      Victor
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,782 Victor
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      Mr E wrote: »
      KB7yb99.jpg?1

      Hang on, are we saying Qui-Gon Jinn is Han Solo's dad?


    • #3771
      Seth Brundle
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      Huh?
      silverharp wrote: »
      538076.jpg


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    • #3772
      Professor Moriarty
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      Seth Brundle wrote: »
      Huh?

      He was assassinated by a drone strike on his car which exploded.


    • #3773
      fritzelly
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      Professor Moriarty wrote: »
      He was assassinated by a drone strike on his car which exploded.

      So whats the funny? Or is it the bits of jigsaw pieces = exploded


    • #3774
      Professor Moriarty
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,392 Professor Moriarty
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      fritzelly wrote: »
      So whats the funny? Or is it the bits of jigsaw pieces = exploded

      I'm assuming that's what it is.


    • #3775
      silverharp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 silverharp
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      there are probably a few pieces missing :pac:

      A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



    • #3776
      fritzelly
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      silverharp wrote: »
      there are probably a few pieces missing :pac:

      That would have worked better with the completed jigsaw and missing the head pieces


    • #3777
      It wasnt me123
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,795 It wasnt me123
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      I thought the funny was adding in the writing on the box - as opposed to just the image of the man??


    • #3778
      Capt'n Midnight
      Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,751 Capt'n Midnight
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      5 Iranians and 5 Iraqis were killed in that drone strike.

      At least one of the Iraqis was a government officials.

      And Trump didn't permission from Iraq or Congress.


    • #3779
      RobertFoster
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      joujoujou wrote: »
      boG2u3z.jpg
      Oof, post reported as a personal attack on Wilberto.


    • #3780
      New Home
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      I bet Wilberto is too chicken to reply. (:pac:)


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    • #3781
      Quantum Erasure
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,894 Quantum Erasure
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      The Princess Bride wrote: »
      cash4gold.com https://twitter.com/TimesVillage/status/1345506861668249600?s=19

      Track 7 on the best of Spandau Balet, for anyone who was wondering



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