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A story in six words

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  • #8312
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    At their backs dawn broke silently.

    Leo had finally fu¢ked michael over


  • #8313
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A few hours yet before redemption.

    That's what the road sign said


  • #8314
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sex dungeon was still closed

    Only on xmas day for fumigation


  • #8315
    Daragh1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Daragh1980


    Disgusting: a 69 with a tinker.


  • #8316
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    GG66 wrote: »
    This is it though. Isn't it?

    Only if your not strong enough


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  • #8317
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The height of civilisation lov'n it!

    Civilisation was a very big girl


  • #8318
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Daragh1980 wrote: »
    Disgusting: a 69 with a tinker.

    Who told you my secret fantasy


  • #8319
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only if your not strong enough

    Jim will fix it for you


  • #8320
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Jim will fix it for you

    Twas a pity nobody fixed jim


  • #8321
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Twas a pity nobody fixed jim

    He was a really dodgy character


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  • #8322
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a really dodgy character


    Drunken Santy resented the public's indignation.


  • #8323
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a really dodgy character

    So too was that oliver twist


  • #8324
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Drunken Santy resented the public's indignation.

    He preferred to urinate on footpaths


  • #8325
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He was an odd dog alright.


  • #8326
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He was an odd dog alright.

    Well he just kept on sniffing


  • #8327
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »


    Well he just kept on sniffing

    The detective was being really anal


  • #8328
    daithi7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Christmas is over, new year begun...


  • #8329
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The detective was being really anal


    He always followed the drugs trade


  • #8330
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Christmas is over, new year begun...


    A now it begins over again


  • #8331
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He always followed the drugs trade

    They were shoved up his arse


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  • #8332
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were shoved up his arse

    Followed by the addicts sniffing fetish


  • #8333
    Daragh1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Daragh1980


    Tinker wedding nights feature purple penises


  • #8334
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    He spoke from experience, tragic tale.


  • #8335
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Daragh1980 wrote: »
    Tinker wedding nights feature purple penises

    It's the carny folks big head


  • #8336
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    He spoke from experience, tragic tale.

    He tragically wept for all eternity


  • #8337
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Kylta wrote: »
    He tragically wept for all eternity

    Purple penis parade, so soon over.


  • #8338
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Purple penis parade, so soon over.

    The Viagra was amply passed around


  • #8339
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    So much Viagra, so few customers.


  • #8340
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    So much Viagra, so few customers.

    The clergy had cancelled their order


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  • #8341
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Pill taken, collar off, freedom beckoned...


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