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A story in six words

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  • #8282
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    dinneenp wrote: »
    Surprised in Thailand-no toilet paper.

    Dock leaves are just as sufficient


  • #8283
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Dock leaves are just as sufficient

    They don't cause that much friction


  • #8284
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They don't cause that much friction

    Micheal and leo fighting over greens


  • #8285
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To all.... have a happy christmas


  • #8286
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Rudolph the whiskey nosed drunken reindeer


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  • #8287
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    A carrot remained of the snowman.


  • #8288
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    And then the furry rabbit appeared


  • #8289
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And then the furry rabbit appeared

    The innuendo was lost on most


  • #8290
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The innuendo was lost on most

    But the die hards stood ready


  • #8291
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    But the die hards stood ready

    They were always at half mast


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  • #8292
    Piehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Piehead


    “Happy Christmas ! “
    “I just farted....”
    “Phuuuuck”


  • #8293
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were always at half mast

    The staff always stood for management


  • #8294
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Piehead wrote: »
    “Happy Christmas ! “
    “I just farted....”
    “Phuuuuck”

    Was it a fart!!! Was it?


  • #8295
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Was it a fart!!! Was it?

    A shart was a dangerous thing


  • #8296
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A shart was a dangerous thing

    Number one christmas present was underwear


  • #8297
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Number one christmas present was underwear

    Tight binding underwear leads to sterility


  • #8298
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Tight binding underwear leads to sterility

    I thought the idea was strangulation


  • #8299
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I thought the idea was strangulation

    That was reserved for the dominatrix


  • #8300
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was reserved for the dominatrix

    Only in the case of emergency


  • #8301
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only in the case of emergency

    Then we would all call Bertie


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  • #8302
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then we would all call Bertie

    Bassett, sweets for everybody in politics


  • #8303
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The mountain's lee was in shadow.


  • #8304
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Frost lingered long on country roads.


  • #8305
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    At their backs dawn broke silently.


  • #8306
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    A few hours yet before redemption.


  • #8307
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,339 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    A few hours yet before redemption.

    The sex dungeon was still closed


  • #8308
    GG66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭GG66


    This is it though. Isn't it?


  • #8309
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    GG66 wrote: »
    This is it though. Isn't it?


    The height of civilisation lov'n it!


  • #8310
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The mountain's lee was in shadow.

    As the goblins enjoyed the moonshine


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  • #8311
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Frost lingered long on country roads.

    It kept his indentity very secret


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