Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:36PM

Coming up, the most patronising and condescending show in de history of Da Lahv Lahn.....................and dat duz be sayin' somethin' so to speak.

Dan Jaman · 23-12-2020 12:38PM

Bejaybus, is dere anudder Lahvloyne today?
I would have thought JD had shot his bolt, so to speak, on his special this morning (it was today, wasn't it?).
Mind you, the bonus payments for doing all this extra work for the good of the country, will more than make up for it.

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:39PM

No Hi's and Lo's Show dis year. One positive I guess is we didn't have an appearance on Da Lahv Lahn from Woke McDermott dis year. Every cloud and dat.

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:40PM

I was reading the thread last night so to speak and I may have taken dis up de wrong way so to speak, but did somewan come on wit a self-published buke and dat DAT WASN'T ACTUALLY FOR SALE? Like wtf? Who was she (it's ok, I can say she in dis case as she identified as a she so to speak) related to in RTE?

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:41PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Bejaybus, is dere anudder Lahvloyne today?
I would have thought JD had shot his bolt, so to speak, on his special this morning (it was today, wasn't it?).
Mind you, the bonus payments for doing all this extra work for the good of the country, will more than make up for it.

Dan, twoday is Lidl Lahv Lahn for de chislers and dat. I'm going to go out on a limb early and say dis will be de wurstest show ever.

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:42PM

"inundated with emails" - he left out "from RTE Staff members".

bmorrissey · 23-12-2020 12:42PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was reading the thread last night so to speak and I may have taken dis up de wrong way so to speak, but did somewan come on wit a self-published buke and dat DAT WASN'T ACTUALLY FOR SALE? Like wtf? Who was she (it's ok, I can say she in dis case as she identified as a she so to speak) related to in RTE?

you would be correct, she had some buuke about her family lineage or some bollix, wasn't really paying attention at this point, but yes she did say the book was a family book and not for sale....fcuking pointless

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:42PM

"King of the Kids Joe Duffy" - Ronan is completely taking the p*ss now.

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 12:43PM

"De Lahv Lahn is open for childers 16 and under.....or younger".

Say what now?

sligojoek · 23-12-2020 12:45PM

"Open to under 16s and even younger"

All hand picked already, I'd opine.

PieOhMy · 23-12-2020 12:48PM

Personal Highlihts:
Malachy tearing strips off Joe.
The gold during Katie's time at the helm.
The demise of the racist funny Friday.

Personal lowlights:
Supporting the Dublin Mint Office after the CEO accounted for Joe with one hand tied behind his back.
The car keys analogy.
Increased frequency of pet project shows.

Flukey · 23-12-2020 12:49PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"De Lahv Lahn is open for childers 16 and under.....or younger".

Say what now?

Yes, I heard that too. There'll be pregnant women with the phone held to their tummies on the line. Worse still, there'll be couples in the act, on national radio. We'll be able to hear all the heavy breathing and shouting in ecstasy, and that'll just be Joe.

Atlantic Dawn · 23-12-2020 12:51PM

steinbock123 wrote: »

Another interesting factoid about the Oil of Man is that they don’t allow caravans onto the island without a permit. So I was told when I was over there anyway . And permits are very hard to get apparently.
Now just think what that means . . . . . .

It's true...
https://www.visitisleofman.com/visitor-information/travel-information/bringing-your-motorhome

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 01:00PM

PieOhMy wrote: »

Personal Highlihts:
Malachy tearing strips off Joe.
The gold during Katie's time at the helm.
The demise of the racist funny Friday.

Personal lowlights:
Supporting the Dublin Mint Office after the CEO accounted for Joe with one hand tied behind his back.
The car keys analogy.
Increased frequency of pet project shows.

You left out the following lo lights so to speak:
Vampire Funny Fryday Halloween Special -
"When I say it's Vampoyre Funny Fryday, what's been sucked out of it?"
"DEE ENERGY!!!!" "Our dignity"
https://www.rte.ie/radio1/liveline/programmes/2020/1030/1174957-liveline-friday-30-october-2020/?clipid=103523313
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Truly de wurstest ting to happen in 2020.

Other disasters:
Stop COVID Cancelling Christmas Campaign
The coining of the phrase "INEQUALITY Street"
Woke McDermott not emigrating to Australia

Roger_007 · 23-12-2020 01:05PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"inundated with emails" - he left out "from RTE Staff members".

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

TheHomeService · 23-12-2020 01:06PM

sligojoek wrote: »

"Open to under 16s and even younger"

All hand picked already, I'd opine.

The Billy Barry kids who were deprived of their annual Late Late Show appearance will be out in force.

Flukey · 23-12-2020 01:06PM

Personal lowlight: The show.

Personal highlight: The threads.

Flukey · 23-12-2020 01:12PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

Not quite, but if a fourth e-mail comes in, then possibly.

Atlantic Dawn · 23-12-2020 01:17PM

Odds of any kids from Ballyer being on today's show 695/1.

generalgerry · 23-12-2020 01:27PM

He loves the phrase "de eve of Christmas Eve". I anticipate a lot of uses in today's show.

McGinniesta · 23-12-2020 01:44PM

Kids.

F*ck this

McGinniesta · 23-12-2020 01:44PM

diary of a little bollix

Clon63 · 23-12-2020 01:44PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Would ‘inundated’ be more or less than a ‘slew’?

Easy Guide To Counting E Mails

A Beaudiful/Powerful Email 1
Multippe Emails 2
A Flurry of E Mails 3
Several E Mails 4
Many E Mails 5
Many Many E Mails
A Slew of E Mails 7
Inundated with E Mails 8
Rivers if E Mails9
A Flood of E Mails 10
Over Run with E Mails 11
Cascades of E Mails 12
Oceans of E Ma
ils 13
Cast Down with E Mails 14
The Floodgates of Ardnacrusha have been breached by E Mails 15+

generalgerry · 23-12-2020 01:45PM

No he doesn't like his brother because he wrote negatively about him in his book.

23-12-2020 01:46PM

"Well kid..... Any recent deaths"

Ash him how Granny is Joe

sligojoek · 23-12-2020 01:46PM

Dee udder brudder.

Well done. Well done.

McGinniesta · 23-12-2020 01:46PM

little johnny needs a good crack on the arse

Mena Mitty · 23-12-2020 01:46PM

Cian is bored already. He's sussed Joe.

ButtersSuki · 23-12-2020 01:46PM

This is going well. :rolleyes:

23-12-2020 01:46PM

BINGO

Grandad is in hospital

Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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