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Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Grrr.
    I remember well:mad:

    My favourite time he tried day shoyte was:

    Mr. Duffy: It happened in 2-15 so to speak, tell us abour ih caller.
    Caller: No Joe, it was about 8 o’clock at night
    Mr. Duffy: ah, ah, ah, apologies caller, I’m after confusing you so to speak. De year 2-15 caller
    Caller: wha?
    Mr. Duffy: we’ll take a break, back after deeze.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Me: "I'm looking for that book about Paris"
    Librarian: "Who wrote it? "
    Me: "He wouldn't give his full name".
    Librarian: "What the actual f***?"


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The book might be great, actually, but he's a bore


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,146 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This guy is not a flanneur, hes a wankeur

    Is a flanneur a Gay man who wanders ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A Flanaire's Guide to Auld Doobalin Town.

    Observey-voo de used needles, an' dat.
    Cast yer eyes to de traders on Moore Street and be robbed by de unwell both in and off the stalls.
    Skippez-voo lightly de turds de chienes as you idly wander the cobbles.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,146 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    McGinley and Travellers...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    If they were Irish Shinner gangsters he wouldn't be promoting it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Expunge wrote: »
    Is there a verb which refers to a person talking and talking with no specific purpose?

    Dat would be “LahvLahning” so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I’m not listening, but should I tune in so to speak?


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Me: "I'm looking for that book about Paris"
    Librarian: "Who wrote it? "
    Me: "He wouldn't give his full name".
    Librarian: "What the actual f***?"

    It had a blue cover with a bit of yellow.

    I know this type of thing so well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,527 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    ...one man/woman's struggle against all the odds..zzz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Hachette. hmm


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I’m not listening, but should I tune in so to speak?

    If you give us a star rating for boringness of each caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,527 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Teenagery book...also know as YA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭Expunge


    The genre of Skoi Foi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Too much background noise

    That's just Joe's voice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    He is literally fcuking the books across the room, you can hear it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This is so so so weird.

    Can actually hear him throwing the books on the floor. What a scumbag Duffy is.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm going to write de cat's biography and flog it on Liveline next Christmas, will give my name as Catmaniac.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Speaking is not his strong suit.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    He should have cancelled this self serving sh1te and given the publicans the lines for the afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "We're going to need good books over Christmas".

    Actually, Joe, some of us are at work, unlike the "great and the good" in that parallel universe called RTE.

    No two weeks holliers for us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This is so so so weird.

    Can actually hear him throwing the books on the floor. What a scumbag Duffy is.

    You’re only discovering this now? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,527 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    June Rodgers on Christmas Eve...RTE are so down with the kids...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    withless wrote: »
    Speaking is not his strong suit.


    Neither is thinking, presenting, or organising.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Sackcloth & Ashes by Gerry O'Carroll should be out this Christmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    hahahhhahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasgszhdkadrlfgbl

    good luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,469 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    The Sheriff - A Life of Crime and Ghosts by Gerry O'Carroll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    I’m not listening, but should I tune in so to speak?

    If you are currently doing something really exciting and exhilarating, and need some calming down... then it would be far too much of a come down, so NO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Any books by that bastard, retired Garda Gerry O'Carroll?


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