The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

wandererz · 24-11-2020 03:20AM

mimimcmc wrote: »

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/my-mum-hates-baby-name-23046368?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1Sc7liPUi00JWgpcL0-OIyUdRDs7K0i6cvFCaEgmPFl3zkAcpv2WgKxGM

TLDR: they called their child Nikiforos

First Name = Niki
Secondl Name = Foros

Thus, thoroughly acceptable.

pickarooney · 24-11-2020 06:30AM

My daughter has a friend called Mara Oana

monseiur · 26-11-2020 11:26AM

It is illegal in France to name your child Nutella ! crazy but true
Whatever happened to their 1789 revolutionary motto Liberty, Equality, Fraternity ?

Mike Litoris · 26-11-2020 12:36PM

MsStote wrote: »

I hate the misspelled stuff.

Shartnica

Shart. SHART. Who does that to a kid!?

Ah that has to be a wind up!!

:p

Snickers Man · 26-11-2020 01:21PM

Snickers Man wrote: »

Hope you didn't. And instead played him this song that a nice Jewish man wrote for him.

Of course he thought it was a girl's name.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wptG1QAkkM

Just got me wondering, is the Oxford University's backup rowing crew still called ISIS or have they changed the name to reflect current sensibilities?

Snickers Man · 26-11-2020 01:22PM

monseiur wrote: »

It is illegal in France to name your child Nutella ! crazy but true
Whatever happened to their 1789 revolutionary motto Liberty, Equality, Fraternity ?

Because none of those words are synonyms for Stupidity

Strumms · 26-11-2020 01:38PM

monseiur wrote: »

It is illegal in France to name your child Nutella ! crazy but true
Whatever happened to their 1789 revolutionary motto Liberty, Equality, Fraternity ?

Illegal as well it should be.

People pricking around with names should be done for child abuse or child cruelty.

Imagine being called... Nutella O’Malley

Iscreamkone · 26-11-2020 01:58PM

Strumms wrote: »

Illegal as well it should be.

People pricking around with names should be done for child abuse or child cruelty.

Imagine being called... Nutella O’Malley

I agree - who'd want to be called O'Malley?

monseiur · 26-11-2020 04:50PM

Iscreamkone wrote: »

I agree - who'd want to be called O'Malley?

...........or having Ramsbottom as a second name but they do exist !

Biafranlivemat · 26-11-2020 07:36PM

There was a boy in a high school in Boston, named Sh!thead.
It it not pronounced that way

Strumms · 26-11-2020 10:38PM

I was in a job in France with a girl called Tecla. She was Irish.

It’s a name I never heard before or since.

https://www.thebump.com/b/tecla-baby-name

gutenberg · 27-11-2020 02:37PM

Strumms wrote: »

I was in a job in France with a girl called Tecla. She was Irish.

It’s a name I never heard before or since.

https://www.thebump.com/b/tecla-baby-name

Our local doctor was Thecla! Spelled with a h though, rather than Tecla.

the purple tin · 27-11-2020 02:41PM

Heber. Old pre-christian Irish name.

Snickers Man · 27-11-2020 03:08PM

the purple tin wrote: »

Heber. Old pre-christian Irish name.

I knew a Heber at school.

Foweva Awone · 27-11-2020 03:18PM

Snickers Man wrote: »

I knew a Heber at school.

Second name beginning with R, by any chance?

partyguinness · 27-11-2020 03:48PM

Boy in my son's class:

"Chase"

I honestly thought it was his nickname.

Gervais08 · 27-11-2020 03:58PM

Defendants on Judge Judy in last few days:

Sherneeze
T’Aquinah
MyKqueen

They’re girls apparently!!

Sky King · 27-11-2020 03:59PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Boy in my son's class:

"Chase"

Chase Manhattan Banks?

Oops! · 27-11-2020 09:43PM

gutenberg wrote: »

Our local doctor was Thecla! Spelled with a h though, rather than Tecla.

Greek isn't it?

Foweva Awone · 01-12-2020 10:47AM

I encountered a Misericordia today.

How much would you have to hate your child to name them Misery?!

MintyMagnum · 01-12-2020 11:23AM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I encountered a Misericordia today.

How much would you have to hate your child to name them Misery?!

It means and is shortened to Mercy

skooterblue2 · 01-12-2020 11:25AM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I encountered a Misericordia today.

How much would you have to hate your child to name them Misery?!

Can see it there ..... there are going to be issues and name changes later on! Honestly we should be issuing breeding licenses.

Seamai · 01-12-2020 11:26AM

Snickers Man wrote: »

I knew a Heber at school.

My Mum's godfather was called Heber.

Gervais08 · 01-12-2020 11:34AM

Third hand I know but a mate heard a colleague taking about “our baby bean” (vomit!!!) who apparently is going to called Roni (“cos she’s our corona lockdown bub”)

My mate earns every penny he gets quite frankly!!!!

riclad · 01-12-2020 01:06PM

xander, its sounds like a sci fi character .
this was mentioned in a podcast ,eg my son xander is smart.
Elon musk sons name is weird, X Æ A-12 , but i suppose when you are rich you can get away with almost anything.
there are certain names that are only used by north american black parents.
i think people in america can just use almost any word as a name as long as its not offensive .

GarIT · 01-12-2020 01:08PM

I know a child recently named Alexa. With Alexa being integrated into phones, speakers, cars, headphones, TVs this is going to be a nightmare.

The mother shouts "Alexa go to bed" and the TV and lights all turn off.

Lockheed · 01-12-2020 01:09PM

Naoise. For a boy.

skooterblue2 · 01-12-2020 01:27PM

Lockheed wrote: »

Naoise. For a boy.

Naoise for a girl, and she would be about 40 now. Obviously not Jim Fitzpatrick fans. They heard the name and liked it.

lucalux · 01-12-2020 01:33PM

Lockheed wrote: »

Naoise. For a boy.

Naoise's always been a boy's name to me, but then it started being a girl's name. Very confusing!

Iscreamkone · 01-12-2020 01:42PM

I'm not a fan of these boy/girl names.
Leslie/Lesley etc

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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