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Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

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  • #6782
    readyletsgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    I dont think it will be all the daughters coming back to Ireland over Christmas that will spread the covid. it'll be everyone here not giving a ****e, and we'll be in lockdown again in January.


  • #6783
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Where can I rent a daughter to come to me for christmas

    I've two. You're more than welcome to them for a fortnight


  • #6784
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Conoonan?


  • #6785
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Is she on the spectrum as well glad iss


  • #6786
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Could they come home for New Years. Leo wont find out


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  • #6787
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    cohooning what age is she?

    get this mudder on the next funny fryday


  • #6788
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Diabetes alert


  • #6789
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,537 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    The leader of the fecking country needs to move around occasionally...your fecking daughters do not..


  • #6790
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    If she's not working since lockdown whoy would she need holidays?

    Ah...she’s canoodling...and working from home since September....mystery solved....
    Does she want her home or not?can’t figure this out at all....


  • #6791
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    If she's not working since lockdown whoy would she need holidays?

    The entitled often ring in and tell joe of their holiday experiences.


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  • #6792
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Koveh ..;)


  • #6793
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Hibernate?


  • #6794
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There will be a lovely apartment in Cannes available over the Christmas season.
    Deposits taken.


  • #6795
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,537 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    dvcireland wrote: »
    cohooning what age is she?

    get this mudder on the next funny fryday
    Her mother said she has diabetes.
    https://www2.hse.ie/conditions/coronavirus/diabetes-and-coronavirus.html
    She doesn't need to be cocooning for a start...


  • #6796
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Cud the mudders go over to the dawters. That would get around the 'coming home' bit


  • #6797
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    dvcireland wrote: »
    shes worn out from watching thee netflix

    And chillin'

    Joe's new book. "De Daawwters of de Virus".


  • #6798
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,537 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    These two oul screeching witches would wreck your head.
    Any wonder da daughters did be moving away and dat


  • #6799
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I'd say Ryanair and Aer Lingus have a button ready to press to bring the prices up once the government announce people can come home.


  • #6800
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,480 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    mountain climbing in November?


  • #6801
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Take a month off? Who do they think they are? Joe Duffy?


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  • #6802
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    liveline text poll

    Funny Fryday

    A) Gladys in

    B) June Rogerrers Out


  • #6803
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    EazyFlights, nice name for my new airline I am setting up.


  • #6804
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,537 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What is the solution then?!
    My daughter my daughter
    Let her come home to you then...your 80...you decide.
    Just moaning for moaning sake


  • #6805
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,480 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    A man!!!
    Laurence calling from Engerland


  • #6806
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Laurence suddenly got sense?


  • #6807
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I'd say Ryanair and Aer Lingus have a button ready to press to bring the prices up once the government announce people can come home.

    Chalk it down...


  • #6808
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Are these mothers working
    If not could they not go to the daughters for christmas and do the quarantining


  • #6809
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,537 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Doesn't everyone measure where they live in the uk based on how near they are to the Argos headquarters.......


  • #6810
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    zell12 wrote: »
    A man!!!
    Laurence calling from Engerland

    Great....bitta blender and natinonality balance....hope he’s a Prince Philip sort....


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  • #6811
    boardise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,568 ✭✭✭boardise


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Do we know whether the daughters actually want to come home for christmas.

    Might be their last chance to see their ageing progenitors who are teetering on the brink of the cold cold grave .


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