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  • #6692
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,481 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe throws in AerLingus there for balance :D:D


  • #6693
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Leo - check, Ryanair- check, just missing BOI or DMO now


  • #6694
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Joe's not listening caller. He wants to ask you about de grave.


  • #6695
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    cozar wrote: »
    Joe frantically thinking of what rhymes with grave.
    "If yiz don't behave

    You'll end up in da grave."


  • #6696
    Mr Velo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭Mr Velo


    zell12 wrote: »
    Can you rap about dat? graves christmas hugs deaths

    "U'll go dowan to the graves, how much will you save, Christmas is cancelled and we need to be brave...."


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  • #6697
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,036 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Can she fly to the UK?

    Could the daughter not point her car in the direction of Hollyhead, get on the ferry and drive direct to the house in Cahir


  • #6698
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    She’s a hooker, Joe.


  • #6699
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    What world of life?


  • #6700
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,481 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "wot world of life is your dawther in?"


  • #6701
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    A Doctor of Philosophy.


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  • #6702
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    What world of life is your daughter in = what's her job


  • #6703
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Morphed into a "my daughter the doctor" call.


  • #6704
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    My daughter is a doctor.


  • #6705
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    when will i see me dawther again



  • #6706
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,481 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Rita's dawther is in Edinburgh


  • #6707
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    But Joe's trinity degree beats all of that tho


  • #6708
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    sligojoek wrote: »
    My daughter is a doctor.

    Now we know the point of the call!


  • #6709
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    sligojoek wrote: »
    My daughter is a doctor.
    shes got 3 ologies


  • #6710
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,481 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    dvcireland wrote: »
    when will i see me dawther again
    Sing it, caller!


  • #6711
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    She’s a hooker, Joe.

    Oh a prostitute.. That's OK. I thought you said you became a protestant.


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  • #6712
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,756 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    The mammies will cause a third wave in January


  • #6713
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Was she not getting de message?


  • #6714
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Expunge expunge - Ryanair does indeed do refunds. You just have to dig in and be patient . Don’t accept the offer of a voucher.When you keep getting the wrong reference number go online at about 4am and it’ll work and then wait about 4 or 5 months , simple (not).


  • #6715
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,482 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    She's in Edinburgh, not 1910 Australia


  • #6716
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    It's not safe !!!

    So sad the way people are just brainwashed into believing this hysterical nonsense.


  • #6717
    readyletsgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    Put that other womans phone on mute while new lady talks, jaysus.


  • #6718
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    A Boyfriend in Law


  • #6719
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    dvcireland wrote: »
    shes got 3 ologies

    Joe has one. Bolloxology


  • #6720
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,482 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    All the wunderful people coming home are going to isolate and get tested !! So honest


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  • #6721
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    She feels so rejected? What an absolute gimp. I'm glad she feels bad. Its deserved for being such a clown.


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