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No Nut November.

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  • 05-11-2020 10:41am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭


    Its not just for squirrels ....

    Is it mission impossible !?? :D

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,933 ✭✭✭H8GHOTI


    It’s the 5th today, a bit of notice would have been nice. Would have enjoyed my Halloween a bit more.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 67,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Not the healthiest thing to do, mentally or physically.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    As L1011 says. I've been getting distracted by the urge for about the last hour. But, I've been a bit tied up and now my lift's due here shortly.

    Frankly? I don't like this. I'd be a far more relaxed and focused bunny if I'd sorted it out.

    Inflict this on myself, for an entire Month? Why?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    I think its not a 'real' thing.
    Its just a joke really.

    Shur who could last a full month ffs !!!??!?

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭corkgsxr


    Stop taking joys out of life.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,073 ✭✭✭djdunny


    Yes it is, semen retention has mental and physical benefits. Try it if you don't believe me.

    Quite the opposite. Lack of masturbation has been linked to an increase In prostate cancer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dank Janniels


    I was shaking hands with the Bishop for most of the week already!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,367 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing...

    ...keep the rhythm below the belt.....

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Im emptying my sack daily. Best of luck to the rest of you


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Another failure ......

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    :D I must admit; I'm sitting here with that certain monkey on my back, again!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Spank the monkey !!! :D:D:D :P


    the urge, to splurge ...

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


    After abstaining for a week or so, I find the first orgasm can hurt a bit, and a little unsatisfying. But the second one is out of this world.

    Can't remember the longest I've gone without. Hardly more than a week or so.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I lasted 4 days on NNN 2020 before having sex with an escort BUT, I abstained for almost all of September and October.

    Felt great. I was more social, slept better, more confident, anxiety was gone. I had a real sense of 'clear headedness'. Would highly recommend you try to abstain for at least one month and see if you can get the same benefits.

    Hi Gareth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Its not just for squirrels ....

    Is it mission impossible !?? :D

    To be honest if I went of **** for a month, I'd santa and his reindeers to carry my sack


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


    It's a great cure for a hangover.
    So you'd want to be doing dry November too.

    Ya twat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Clearing the pipes daily is good for the prostate


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    igCorcaigh wrote: »
    After abstaining for a week or so, I find the first orgasm can hurt a bit, and a little unsatisfying. But the second one is out of this world.

    Can't remember the longest I've gone without. Hardly more than a week or so.

    2nd one - YES ! :)

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • Registered Users Posts: 28,679 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I don't see why you'd abstain from something that has mental, physical and health benefits. Personally I do it whenever the mood takes me - several times a week on average, some weeks less or sometimes more.

    Don't worry about social media challenges or fads. Live your own life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    I don't see why you'd abstain from something that has mental, physical and health benefits. Personally I do it whenever the mood takes me - several times a week on average, some weeks less or sometimes more.

    Don't worry about social media challenges or fads. Live your own life.

    Ill say it again in case someone thinks its a deadly serious challenge ...... :eek:


    ITS ... NOT ...Serious ! ..... :rolleyes:

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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  • Registered Users Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Kamu


    I don't follow NNN exactly, instead I do No Porn November.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Kamu wrote: »
    I don't follow NNN exactly, instead I do No Porn November.

    What gets the juices flowing then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Kamu


    Gael23 wrote: »
    What gets the juices flowing then?

    I wake up to a salute and award the service.

    If it's during the day, I just use imagination.

    I find my attention is short with porn and it quickly becomes how much I can digest instead of a tool to use to reach climax.


  • Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Gael23 wrote: »
    What gets the juices flowing then?

    If you're used to a viagra-fuelled supermodel having hardcore sex on a screen, what will make the juices flow for intimacy with an average person?

    I've been avoiding porn for well over a year. Sometimes I slip up, but I feel much better without it.


  • Site Banned Posts: 20 Tommy Bin Laden


    Why do people get weird because some men choose to abstain from masturbation for a short period?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Why do people get weird because some men choose to abstain from masturbation for a short period?

    because they dont have the self control/restraint to be able to abstain ?

    Jeez, it used to be the other way around.. No one ever admitted to masterbating , so at least lads (and lasses) are more open about it now, thats a good thing.

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • Site Banned Posts: 20 Tommy Bin Laden


    greenspurs wrote: »
    because they dont have the self control/restraint to be able to abstain ?

    Jeez, it used to be the other way around.. No one ever admitted to masterbating , so at least lads (and lasses) are more open about it now, thats a good thing.

    True. Also a lot of young people have been looking at porn since they were about 10 years old so it's only natural they get repulsed by it and want to eliminate it from their lives when they get older.

    Anyway, I did nofap for two months and felt amazing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    True. Also a lot of young people have been looking at porn since they were about 10 years old so it's only natural they get repulsed by it and want to eliminate it from their lives when they get older.

    Anyway, I did nofap for two months and felt amazing.

    ahh, i had another failure !!
    :D:D

    4 days seems to be my 'tipping point' ! :D:D:D:D:P

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



  • Site Banned Posts: 20 Tommy Bin Laden


    greenspurs wrote: »
    ahh, i had another failure !!
    :D:D

    4 days seems to be my 'tipping point' ! :D:D:D:D:P

    The first week is definitely the worst.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I tried it a couple of times before but I always end up getting a terrible pain in my balls every time I fart. So I end up abstaining from farting then as well. Both semen and fart retention can't be good for you.


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