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Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

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  • #4232
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Did Joe just say "whatever it's called" when he was giving the details out for UK guy's company?


  • #4233
    readyletsgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    I have this sweat problem as well. It was recommended by a few GPs over the years to me to get botox, as it does take over your life in a way (personal way). But, I never got it done. Heard it does work for months at a time though.


  • #4234
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,566 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I was recently examined in the nether regions for a long-standing and as of yet still undiagnosed "pain in me bollocks". The medic who examined me said I was "very clean down below". :rolleyes:

    Well done well done.
    I have a pain in my pelvic floor. After a digital the doc says my prostate is pretty smooth. Nonplussed. I hope not too much off topic, but we are on about medical matters.:cool:


  • #4235
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Joe doesn't know wimmin. I'd go so far as to say that 90% of wimmin would pull the Psychological/Medical/Mental health card to get an appointment for Botox or any other beauty treatment during Lockdown.

    To paraphrase Sir Humphrey slightly:- “Very brave of you to say so, caller”.


  • #4236
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Sotospeak overload today


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  • #4237
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    This botox discussion is all very high brow for a Monday afternoon

    Well done. Well done.

    What brand is your voucher, so to speak.


  • #4238
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,396 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Last time I got a similar voucher like that I bought an Amazon voucher with it.


  • #4239
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Last time I got a similar voucher like that I bought an Amazon voucher with it.
    and you cannot do that anymore


  • #4240
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will Joe play "50 Ways to Spend Your Voucher" again?


  • #4241
    CH3OH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,901 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    seriously Cash is KING.

    Buying a voucher is madness in the current pandemic


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  • #4242
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I cannot for the life of me understand why people wouldn't just use the feckin card to buy something after they get it.

    There is something very Irish about it all.


  • #4243
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,396 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    That's money laundering legislation Joe.


  • #4244
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "And how are you paid, who pays you, Doc?"

    "Well, I'm self employed and I bill my company."

    "Oh, right. <mumble mumble, let's not make too much of a thing there>."

    I burst out laughing at that.


  • #4245
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,291 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I was recently examined in the nether regions for a long-standing and as of yet still undiagnosed "pain in me bollocks". The medic who examined me said I was "very clean down below". :rolleyes:

    Caller you have one of deze: periodic testicular torsion; hydrocele or varicocele of scrotum; PSE to be checked; kindness, bladder, ureter scan for gritty stones which pain can be referred to scrotum.... I would have the latter checked. Also U,E, & C renal function, urinalysis. Your solution lies in one of the above.


  • #4246
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    A bold boy or girl in your card sucking it every month??


  • #4247
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    That's money laundering legislation Joe.

    Is dat liike de Gee Dee Pee Rrrr?


  • #4248
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "What went wrong with Brendan O'Connor?": A new 4 part series coming this winter on RTE


  • #4249
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Caller you have one of deze: periodic testicular torsion; hydrocele or varicocele of scrotum; PSE to be checked; kindness, bladder, ureter scan for gritty stones which pain can be referred to scrotum.... I would have the latter checked. Also U,E, & C renal function, urinalysis. Your solution lies in one of the above.

    I have all of the above......please advise.:eek:


  • #4250
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Caller you have one of deze: periodic testicular torsion; hydrocele or varicocele of scrotum; PSE to be checked; kidneys, bladder, ureter scan for gritty stones which pain can be referred to scrotum.... I would have the latter checked. Also U,E, & C renal function, urinalysis. Your solution lies in one of the above.

    It doesn't. I've had all of the above tested and more.

    The latest theory is that scar tissue from my burst appendix operation (aged 21) is interfering so to speak with nerve endings in dat region. It's all bollocks really.


  • #4251
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Producer poked him with a stick to wake him up there.


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  • #4252
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Stifled a big yawn there. :D

    ****



  • #4253
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Please don't tell me they're going to give Whacker the tv. PLEASE.


  • #4254
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Chancers get shafted by Big Company.

    Tough luck, ye chancers.


  • #4255
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Phew. Thought Wacker was gonna get a free telly


  • #4256
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Attempt to make out that Arnots matters to anyone outside Dublin.


  • #4257
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    whackette a shrewd fecker


  • #4258
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,790 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    What makes are the TV's?


  • #4259
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,396 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    withless wrote: »
    Producer poked him with a stick to wake him up there.

    Threw a fresh CDM at him to get his attention.


  • #4260
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    ordinary decent online shoppers Joe.


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  • #4261
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Whacker using her Micky money on tvs


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